[episode starts.]
Blib: Why hello Krumm.
Snav: Yes hello. Nice pants.
Blib: Yes, they look absolutely hideous on you.
Krumm: I scared them off the guy.
Blib: You scared the pants off a human?
Snav: Krumm, congratulations. That's tremendous.
Blib: It's delicious. You must tell us all about it.
Snav: Yes, you must.
Krumm: I, I'd love to. But... I got to tell my roommates.
[Krumm goes happily. There we see Ickis and Oblina arguing.]
Oblina: Ickis, honestly, you cannot tell me that you're going to go into class and claim what you just did as a scare.
Krumm: Guys, guess what?
Ickis: It was all there, it was perfect.
Krumm: Come on guys look!
Oblina: [sighs] You did not scare that human Ickis. You surprised him!
Ickis: He went "Woah!" That means he was scared.
Oblina: "Woah!", Ickis, is a sound humans make when they are surprised.
Krumm: Guys, look, I scared the pants out of somebody.
Ickis: Oh, sure. Everything is black and white with you little miss stripes. Maybe I did surprise that guy, fine. But as long as he goes "Whoah!", it counts.
Krumm: Oblina, Ickis? I, I finally scared the pants off a human.
Oblina: Okay, bunny boy! You might as well have kicked him them. He would have gone, "OW."
Krumm: Guys? This is a big day for me.
Ickis: Oh, sure. "OW!" wouldn't count, but "OW!" would count?
Krumm: Don't you care?
Oblina: I supposed it's just in your nature to be lazy.
Krumm: No, I guess you don't!
Ickis: Oh, just like in your nature to nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Oblina: Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy!
Ickis: Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Oblina Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy!
[Krumm pushes his microwave bed to the door as the two monsters argue.]
Krumm: Guys?
Ickis: Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Krumm: Guys?
Oblina: Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy!
Krumm: Didn't you hear me?
Ickis: Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Krumm: Well, how about this. Can you hear this?
Oblina: Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy!
Krumm: Goodbye! [He shuts the door and leaves.]
Oblina and Ickis: What's wrong with him?
[????]
Blib: That's perfect. Just perfect.
[Krumm knocks on a door.]
Snav: I'll get it! [Krumm enters their room.] Krumm!
Blib: Hello, Krumm, old friend. What can we do for you?
Krumm: You, uh, could let me live with you?
Snav: [gasps] Oh, my, Blib.
Blib: It's like a dream come true.
Krumm: Is that alright? I mean, I'll stay out of your way.
Blib: Stay out of our way? Nonsense, Krumm. From now on, you are the guest of honor.
Krumm: Really?
Ickis: Where could he have gone?
Oblina: He probably got tired of your whining!
Ickis: He probably got tired of your nagging!
Both: [sigh]
Oblina: Well, we shall just have to tell Krummy to come back.
Ickis: That's what we'll do.
Krumm: [laughs] And I screamed. And then he screamed. And he wiggled his legs like this. And boom! Off came the pants. I couldn't believe it, but there I was, I scared the pants off that human. Just like that.
Blib: Gripping scare, Krumm.
Snav: I was frightened listening.
Blib: Tell us again.
Snav: Oh yes, do.
Krumm: Or, why don't we go out and scare somebody instead?
Snav: What an idea.
Blib: I know just the place.
[Ickis and Oblina enter the cafe.]
Krumm: Oblina, Ickis. Uh, hi.
Oblina: Ickis wants to apologize for last night dear.
Ickis: Yes, Krumm, I'm sorry I let miss perfect here get my ears all in a bunch.
Oblina: You whiny little bunny. Squeak, squeak, squeak goes the bunny.
Krumm: Uh, guys, I gotta go. Um, Blib and Snav are taking me on a scare.
Ickis: Oh, uh sure, we'll, uh, we'll just catch you back in the old dorm room then.
Krumm: Um, no you, uh, won't. Um, I'm living with Blib and Snav now. Well, I'll see you guys.
[???]
Blib: There she is, our objective.
Krumm: But she's just a little girl.
Snav: Can I scare her? Can I, please? Well Is it my turn?
Blib: Snav, are you forgetting our guest?
Snav: Oh. I did didn't I? I'm so very, very sorry. Krumm, will you do the honors?
[???]
Both: Wow.
[Meanwhile the two monsters were sad about Krumm leaving. They both started crying.]
Oblina: WAAAAHHHHH!! [sobbing] I miss Krummy.
Ickis: I miss him too.
Oblina: You whine too much!
Ickis: You nag too much!
Oblina: Or maybe it was both of us.
Ickis: You think we'd payed enough attention to Krumm?
Oblina: We never listened to what he had to say.
Ickis: That would do it.
Oblina: And so now... Krummy...
Ickis: Hates us!
Oblina: WAHHH!!
Ickis: Oh, stop crying. Maybe we can win him back. We would just have to work together.
Oblina: You're right Ickis. We should make our Krummy seen how he means to us.
Ickis: Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
Blib: Make way for the king! Make way for the king! Make way for the of scares!
Ickis: Or maybe it might be very, very hard.
[???]
Snav:
Blib:
Krumm:
Snav:
Krumm:
Blib:
Krumm:
Snav: Look at him sleep.
Blib:
Ickis: Could you found something more heavier?
Oblina: Could you complain more?
Ickis: We're fighting again.
[Crash!]
Oblina: You're right. Forgive me Ickis.
Krumm: What is it?
Blip:
Snav
Krumm: Thanks
Snav:
Krumm:
Blib:
Snav: [singing]
Both: [singing]
Krumm: Goodnight. What are you doing?
Blib: It's the Krumm dance.
Snav: We made it up.
Krumm: Guys, Guys?
Snav: Try it! It's fun!
Krumm: Why are you guys doing this?!
Blib: Because you are new best friend.
Snav: Isn't it fun?
Blib: Come on! Dance the Krumm dance!
[Krumm eventually can't take any more of Blib and Snav's appreciation. So he screams and runs off.]
Oblina: Now...
Ickis: Let's go get our friend.
Krumm: I don't wanna be king. I just wanna be Krumm!
Ickis: Krumm!
Oblina: Krumm!
Krumm: Ickis, Oblina, boy I am glad to see you.
Oblina: You are?
Ickis: You are?
Krumm: I am.
Oblina: Come, Krumm, we have something to show you.
Ickis: I think you're gonna like this.
Oblina: Right, wait here.
[Both giggle]
Both: Okay, come in!
Oblina: Krummy, darling. We've been absolutely desolate since you left.
Ickis: We just had to let you know how important you were to the two of us. Oblina thought of a sign.
Oblina: And Ickis wrote you a song.
Ickis: [singing] "K" is for the kindness that you show me! "R" is for the rightness of your smell!
Krumm: AAAHH!!!
Oblina: Now, look what you have done!
Ickis: Me? What did I do?
Oblina: He probably got tired of your whining.
Krumm: Whew.
Ickis: He probably got tired of your nagging. It was the sign. I told you it was too much.
Oblina: It was not too much. It was a perfect expression of our love for our friend. Besides, you helped me find the letters.
Ickis: But I didn't want to, now, did I?!
Oblina: You didn't want to help because you are lazy. Lazy! Lazy, lazy, lazy bunny. Lazy bunny!
Krumm: It's great to be home.
Ickis: Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag! Candy cane, candy cane, candy cane, nag!
Oblina: Lazy, lazy lazy bunny. Lazy bunny.
