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[It all started at the Auditorium.]

Gromble: And next when the hands like this they touch fingertips and form a blob.

Ickis: Did you say blob sir?

Gromble: Yes. Blob.

Ickis: That's after the fingertip thing.

Oblina: Ickis, please.

Gromble: Yes. After the tips!

Ickis: Just one thing sir. How do you keep from laughing?

[all laugh]

Oblina:

Krumm: I do. He's Ickis.

Ickis: So you put your elbow on your knee like this. Your thumb on your nose and wave your hands like-

Female: How dare you!

Ickis: What just happened?

Oblina: You are so naive.

Ickis: Well excuse me, miss know it all.

Oblina:

Ickis: I'm just curious here.

Oblina:

Bulletin Board Monster:

Oblina:

Ickis: I knew you back out.

Krumm:

Oblina: Yes.

Bulletin Board Monster:

Oblina: [reads words] Young couple desires a responsible monster so blobsit their precious for seven days. no no six no five somebody quick please.

Ickis:

Oblina: Ickis, dear.

Ickis:

[A knock is heard.]

Oblina: THAT"S THEM!

Krumm: No ones gonna get it.

[Krumm opens the door.]

Twarp: Oh please tell me you're not Oblina.

Krumm: I'm not Oblina.

Oblina: Hello, I'm Oblina.

Twarp: Thank goodness. This place is perfect.

Clarp: Yeah.

Oblina: That is the uglest blob I ever seen.

Twarp: Thank you. Have you ever blobsat before?

Oblina: Oh yes. Many times.

Clarp: Do you have any references?

Oblina:

Twarp: Well Clarp what do you think?

Clarp:

Twarp: And please be careful.

Oblina: Never fear.

Clarp: Aren't you forgetting something?

Oblina:[gasp]

Both: Let me see!

Twarp: Later.

Clarp:

Oblina: Toodle ee loo.

Ickis: Have a good time.

Krumm: See you later. Don't worry about anything,

Oblina: Thank you for talking me into this Ickis. This are going to be the easiest toenails I have ever earned.

[She goes to sleep. Unknown to her, the basket started to shake.]

Krumm: You better be careful, Oblina. You just hit the Blob's basket.

Oblina: I did not.

Krumm: Then why is it shaking like that?

Oblina: It's...It's shaking because...Oh no. OH NO!!!

Ickis: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BONSTIE!

[The egg starts moving around as the monsters tried to catch it. After one scuffle over the egg, it hatches.]

Oblina: Ickis, boil me some skankum. Hurry.

Ickis: Here's your bowl of skankum.

Oblina: For energy.

Krumm: That brat bit me.

Oblina :He is probably just thanging.

Ickis: Yeah he's just a little bonstie poo.

Krumm: Well he's more dangerous than a human.

Oblina: Stop it. I will not have you talking dirty in fron to fo this sweet hel-

[Bonstie bites her.]

Oblina: OW! Why you little....We should give him something to chew.

Ickis: Try this nice rusty sewer pipe.

Oblina: How extraordinary. Strange, I wonder why he is so hungry?

Ickis: I thought you knew everything about blobs.

Oblina: I do! I do!

Ickis:I'll go you stay.

Krumm: Kids go potensal.

Library Monster: You say it ate the stool?

Ickis: In one bite.

Library Monster: Here it is.

Ickis: A woodchuck?

Library Monster: Sorry. Oh a chainsaw.

Ickis: A chainsaw?

Library Monster: Wrong again. You're..in big trouble.

Ickis: Tell me something I don't know.

Library Monster:

Ickis: Everything?!

Library Monster:

Ickis: Terrific!

Library Monster: Oh..One of these days I'm gonna make things right.

Ickis: Oblina Krumm! Oh no. Where are Oblina and Krumm. [weeping] You little brat, you ate my best friends.

Krumm: You looking for us?

Ickis: AH! Where were you?

Oblina: Trying to avoid...

Krumm:...the hungry one.

Ickis: So you see when sees the three of us he's thinking breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Krumm: I wanna be dinner.

Oblina:

Ickis: I know. You never blobsat before.

Oblina: How'd you know?

Krumm: You don't know sqat about blobs.

Oblina: Okay. The truth is out.

Krumm:

Oblina:

Ickis: I sure could use some one of those toenails.

Krumm: Me too.

Oblina: Wait a minute.

Ickis: I'm out of here.

Krumm: With you buddy.

Oblina: Okay okay.

Ickis: Sucker.

Krumm:

Ickis:

Krumm: Buddies till the end.

Oblina:

Both: Not me.

Oblina: You're Yellow.

Ickis: Yellow?

[They argue]

Ickis: [singing loudly] GO TO SLEEP! GO TO BED!

{????]

Krumm: Hey!

Oblina: OH MY! Krumm! Krumm! Ickis, wake up! Krumm fell asleep in his shift.

Ickis: He what?!

Oblina: Time is almost up. That must be them.

Gromble: Hello.

Ickis: Really?

Gromble: Oh I'm sure you can.

Oblina: I am afraid it's all my fault.

Gromble: Oh it's a little bonstie. How cute! He looks so young.

All: NOOOO!

[They tried to get the Gromble out of the bonstie's mouth.]

Twarp: Blaarb. Spit that out now!

Oblina: Oh dear. Hello there.

Ickis: Are you alright. He looks like the dogs dinner.

Krumm: I don't like dog dinner.

Twarp: My little precious he was no trouble I hope.

Oblina:No no trouble at all. Then he turn into a bonstie.

Clarp:

Oblina:I am a child.

Twarp: Enough chitchat, Clarp. Everyone seems to be alright,

Clarp: Ready, Twarp?

Twarp: Here we go Blaarb

Gromble: Where am I?

Ickis:

Krumm: We saved your life.

Gromble:Yes I remember. How shall I ever thank you?

Ickis:

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