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Ickis: Krumm, what's the matter?

Krumm: I don't know.

Oblina: Are you all right, Krummy?

Krumm: Uh... Yeah, everything's fine.

Ickis: Then come on! We're going to be late for class.

Oblina: Krumm?

Krumm: Coming!


Gromble: Good morning, all.

Krumm: Excuse me. Ooh! Oof, sorry.

Gromble: It appears we have a problem.

Krumm: that's a parking meter. Uh, a hat. A stick. And that's a hot air balloon Look, I can't see, okay?

Eye Doctor: I think I've got it.

Krumm: Wow! I can see! These are great!


Gromble: Next! Next! Next!


Urbab: Who's the new monster?

Gromble: Students? [Roars]: enough!


Urbarb: Watch it, you spectacled stinkpot.


Oblina: This is most uncivilized, really!

Ickis: Yeah, guys, lay off... [Like Oblina]: really!

Zimbo: He deserves a better name. Professor... Stench! All right, kids, listen.

[Laughing uproariously]

Gromble: Today, class, you will go above ground For some very advanced scares. These scares will be done in groups As we discussed yesterday. Group one, you will scare A man who fights fires. Group two, you must scare a man with oversized shoulders. Group three...

Ickis: That's us.

Gromble: You will terrify A helmeted building-maker! As you go on these scares, remember [Deeper]: remember... [Trailing off] Where is master Krumm?

Ickis: Um, I guess... [Giggles] Well, maybe he's...

Gromble: Ickis! Oblina! Find Krumm on the double! We have scaring to do.

Krumm: You know, they're right. I do look dumb. Dumb, stupid glasses.

Ickis: Krumm, let us move it. The Gromble wants us scaring right now.

Oblina: Put on your glasses.

Krumm: I don't, uh, need to wear them.

Oblina: You don't?

Krumm: No. Just wearing them this morning put my eyes Right back into shape. I see great now.

Oblina: Oh, that is wonderful!

Ickis: Yes, it is great. Can we go, please?!


Urbab: They're all leaving.

Ickis: They're gone!

Oblina: What are we going to do? Ow!

Krumm: Sorry. Ooh! Hey, what was that?


Oblina: Good job, Krummy. Everybody into formation. Ickis, take the lead.

Ickis: What?

Oblina: Quickly! If he gets away, we are sunk.

[ ???]

Ickis: All right!

Urbab: That was great!

Oblina: Delightful, really!

Kriggle: Hey, where's Krumm?

Krumm: Ickis, I'll tell you a secret. I'm really supposed to be wearing my glasses. But you know what? I'm doing okay without them. Don't you think? Ickis? Ickis?

Ickis: I don't like this.

Krumm: Whoa! Stop it!

Ickis: Krumm, help!

Krumm: I'm coming!

Ickis: Krumm? It is about time, help us!

Krumm: Uh, hi, Ickis. How you doing?

Ickis: How am I doing? Lousy! Will you get us out of here?

Krumm: Oh, right. Just hang on. Oop! Sorry! Oof! Excuse me. Ooh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

[ ???]

Krumm: Oop! Sorry. Oop, oh!

Zimbo: Who could this be? Is it... Professor Stench? I did not recognize you Without your silly-looking eyewear.


Zimbo: Now, that is the Krumm We all know and laugh at.


Urbab: Good-bye, cruel world.

Kriggle: Oh! This is it! Oh, oh! Good-bye! Oh, don't look down, don't look down!

Oblina: Oh, farewell, sweet world! Good-bye, icky!

Ickis: Oh, no, this is it! [ Calmly]: good-bye, world. Don't look down.

Krumm: Everybody, I'm back.

Ickis: Guys? I've got some bad news.

[ ???]

Krumm: Oh, boy.


Ickis: Krumm: Sorry, buddy.

Ickis: Not a problem.


Krumm: Guys... Guys! Um, you should all know that... If I was wearing... If I hadn't left my glasses in the dorm room Uh, you guys never would've gotten into trouble In the first place.

Urbarb: Well, but, I mean, gosh If we hadn't been so mean to you About your glasses...

Kriggle: You never would've left your glasses behind. Yeah. We're sorry.

Krumm: Aw, forget it. Good night.

Urbab: Night, Krumm.

Kriggle: Good night, Krumm.

Ickis: Night, Krumm.

Oblina: Good night.


Krumm: Hey, guys Look at this.


Krumm: It's kind of like They don't want to be in there.

[ ??]

Oblina: Ew!

Ickis: What is it?

Oblina: Well, I'm sure I'm not sure.

Krumm: It's coming from up there.

Eye Doctor: That's your problem.

Krumm: It smells like pine trees.

Eye Doctor: It's disinfectant. Humans use it to kill germs on floors and toilets.

Krumm: Then my eyes...

Eye Doctor: Have been cleaned.

Oblina: Is, is there anything we can do?

Krumm: Give it to me straight, doc.

Eye Doctor: There is... One chance.


Krumm: Wow! I can see! I can't explain how it feels. It's like, it's like everything was blurry... And now it's not. Here, save these for someone Who really needs them.


Zimbo: There you are, you brute! Here now, I demand You pull me out of this hole. Krumm? I was joking. You see? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...! [Sobs] Krumm!