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[episode starts at the forest. Simon is looking for a giant monster.]

Simon: It's around here somewhere. Don't bother me, I'm waiting for... BIGFOOT!

[Simon screams and falls over.]

Simon: I got it.

Exposia: This is Exposia Vertov. Good evening and welcome to Dirty laundry. Remember Simon the Monster Hunter?


Simon: Laugh at me will ya? I'll catch Bigfoot I'll show ya all!


Oblina: What a fool. Simon actually believes in Bigfoot. [Laughs.]

Gromble: This is no joke Oblina. That is Bigfoot. And he's a real monster. His name is Elban. He's refusing to obey my teachings always putting in danger in situations. I have no choice but to kick Elban out.

Elban: I'm sick of your rules, Gromble. I wanna do scares my way!

Gromble: THAT'S IT! I'm tired of your attitude. YOU'RE THROUGH WITH THIS ACADEMY! Gather up your pus, and get out.


Ickis: Well, at least he didn't have to the Gromble's lecture about now.

[He, along with Krumm and Oblina laugh.]

Gromble: Well, Ickis since you're obviously fascinated by Elban, you and your friends can help me warn him about the danger he's in.


Gromble: And remember monsters stay alert. The wilderness is not as safe and filthy as the dump. Elban is near. He went that way. Let's go.


Gromble: [whispers] Simon. We must move on.


Simon: He's a clever one. He tripped the wire.

Oblina: We have been climbing for hours.


Gromble: Alright you made you're point. We camp here for the night.


Ickis: Where's the Gromble? His trash back is empty. Uh oh.

All: Elban!

Gromble: Elban? Elban! Let me go this instant. What is the meaning of this?


Simon: And just a few hours old too. I'm close. Very very close.


Gromble: Elban listen to me. There's a monster hunter name Simon after you. You're in great danger.


Gromble: You haven't changed.

Elban: That wasn't my fault!

Gromble: You haven't learn have you?



Oblina: Do you know where we are going?

Ickis: Of course I know where were going. We are going this way.

Krumm: Wow. A trail a garbage leading to a clearing.

Oblina: Wait Krumm!

Ickis: How many of those stupid traps do we put up with. Come out Simon!

Gromble: Where do you think you're going?


Gromble: Are you mad?


Ickis: We're lost. We're gonna be there forever.

Krumm: If I known that, I would have brought snacks.

Oblina: Wait. Looky. It's Elban.

Simon: Now I got you. Simon says be unconscious. Finally my destiny is furfilled.

Oblina: Quicky. We'll follow Elban's hootie bird. Maybe it will lead us to the Gromble.

Ickis: Hootie bird?

Oblina: That thingie.

Ickis: Oh.


Gromble: I must admit that I am pleased to see you. Thank you!

Ickis: What the? Hootie bird is trying to tell us something.

Gromble: The what?

Ickis: The Hootie bird.

Gromble: Yes. Quickly follow that Hootie bird.

Exposia: Excuse me what's going on here?

Simon: Ladies and gentlemen,

Exposia: Do you mean to say that the actual Bigfoot is underneath that tarp? Let me see. Let me see.

Simon: First I have a little speech to make.



Exposia: Come on, show us bigfoot.

Simon: Alright. Alright. Prepare to the the most awesome. The most vicious. The most hideous monster ever. Behold, Bigfoot!

[Simon removes the tarp, only to see that the Bigfoot was replaced by a mouse. People start groaning in disbelief.]

Person: I can't believe it.

Simon: Wait. I had Bigfoot in this cage. I swear I did. No. no no no no no no. He was here! He was here.

Exposia: Yeah right. And the president lives in my purse.

Simon: I don't know what you've done with Bigfoot, but I'll find him. Oh yes I will. I will prove that monster exists!

[Back at the academy.]



Gromble: Not him too.