[episode starts at the forest. Simon is looking for a giant monster.]
Simon: It's around here somewhere. Don't bother me i'm waiting for. BIGFOOT!
[Simon screams and falls over.]
Simon: I got it.
Exposia: This is Exposia Vertov. Good evening and welcome to Dirty laundry. Remember Simon the Monster Hunter?
Simon: Laugh at me will ya? I'll catch bigfoot I'll show ya all!
Oblina: What a fool. Simon actually believes in bigfoot. [Laughs.]
Gromble: This is no joke Oblina. That is Bigfoot. And he's a real monster. His name is Elban. He's refusing to obey my teachings always putting in danger in situations. I have no choice but to kick Elban out.
Elban: I'm sick of your rules Gromble. I wanna do scares my way!
Gromble: THAT'S IT!
Gromble: Well, Ickis since you're obviously fascinated by Elban, you and your friends can help me warn him about the danger he's in.
Gromble: And remember monsters stay alert. The wilderness is not as safe and filthy as the dump. Elban is near. He went that way. Let's go.
Gromble: [whispers] Simon. We must move on.
Simon: He's a clever one. He tripped the wire.
Oblina: We have been climbing for hours.
Gromble: Alright you made you're point. We camp here for the night.
Ickis: Where's the Gromble? His trash back is empty. Uh oh.
Gromble: Elban? Elban! Let me go this instant. What is the meaning of this?
Simon: And just a few hours old too. I'm close. Very very close.
Gromble: Elban listen to me. There's a monster hunter name Simon after you. You're in great danger.
Gromble: You haven't changed.
Elban: That wasn't my fault!
Gromble: You haven't learn have you?
Oblina: Do you know where we are going?
Ickis: Of course I know where were going. We are going this way.
Krumm: Wow. A trail a garbage leading to a clearing.
Oblina: Wait Krumm!
Ickis: How many of those stupid traps do we put up with. Come out Simon!
Gromble: Where do you think you're going?
Gromble: Are you mad?
Ickis: We're lost. We're gonna be there forever.
Krumm: If I known that, I would have brought snacks.
Oblina: Wait. Looky. It's Elban.
Simon: Now I got you. Simon says be unconscious. Finally my destiny is furfilled.
Oblina: Quicky. We'll follow Elban's hootie bird maybe it will lead us to the Gromble.
Ickis: Hootie bird?
Oblina: That thingie.
Gromble: I must admit that I am pleased to see you. Thank you!
Ickis: What the? Hootie bird is trying to tell us something.
Gromble: The what?
Ickis: The Hootie bird.
Gromble: Yes. Quickly follow that Hootie bird.
Exposia: Excuse me what's going on here?
Simon: Ladies and gentlemen,
Exposia: Do you mean to say that the actual Bigfoot is underneath that tarp? Let me see. Let me see.
Simon: First I have a little speech to make.
Exposia: Come on, show us bigfoot.
Simon: Alright. Alright. Prepare to the the most awesome. The most vicious. The most hideous monster ever. Behold, bigfoot!
[Simon removes the tarp, only to see that the Bigfoot was replaced by a mouse. People start groaning in disbelief.]
Person: I can't believe it.
Simon: Wait. I had bigfoot in this cage. I swear I did. No. no no no no no no. He was here! He was here.
Exposia: Yeah right. And the president lives in my purse.
Simon: I don't know what you've done with bigfoot, but I'll find him. Oh yes I will. I will prove that monster exists!
[Back at the academy.]
Gromble: Not him too.