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[episode starts at the park.]

Man: Did my heart love til now, for swear it sight, For I never saw true beauty til this night.

Man 2: Tis he the villain Romero.

Man: Holy moley. Monsters!

Krumm: Another viewfinder classic.

Voice: Stop! Give me that! Well that's the end of that I'll bet.

Ickis: Oh. Wow...

[Ickis' eyes turned to hearts as his heart pounded.]

Oblina: Ickis.

Ickis: Oblina, Krumm, Hello.

Oblina: Hello yourself, Ickis. What are you doing out here?

Ickis: Looking at the moon.

Oblina: Okay let's go.

[???]

Gromble:

Ickis: That's nice.

Gromble:

Ickis:

Gromble:O h do you think so?

Ickis: All done?

[???]

Judy: Give me that! You got to be more careful!

[???]

Oblina: What is wrong with him?

Krumm: I think it's pretty obvious. He's in love.

Oblina: In love. Ickis.

Krumm: So Ickis who's the lucky monster?

Ickis: She's not a monster.

Oblina: Ickis She a human? Ickis you cannot!

Ickis: Not a human. Oblina she's not a human. She's a Judy.

Oblina: A judy?

Ickis: I dunno.

Krumm: Wow. Where'd you meet her?

Ickis: Meet her?

Oblina: Now now.

[???]

Ickis: How do I look?

Krumm:

Ickis: What do I say?

Krumm:

Oblina: Krumm. That was beautiful.

Ickis: Could you write it down?

Judy: Give me that! You got to be more careful!

Ickis: Yes yes yes!

[???]

Ickis: Hey! Don't do that. Don't worry I'll get you out of here.

[???]

Ickis: Judy? Judy? [sobbing] Judy! Speak to me! Can you hear me Judy. Come on, Judy please wake up! Okay. Wait here. I'm gonna get the doctor.

[???]

Krumm: Oblina what's that?

Oblina: It's one of those human puppets.

Krumm: I wonder how it got here?

Oblina:

Krumm: Grool. Well come on let's surprise him.

Ickis: Judy!

Oblina: This is Judy?

Ickis:

Oblina: Ickis this is Judy?

Ickis:

Oblina:

Ickis But this is Judy.

Monster Doctor: We got ourselves a problem

Ickis:I know she's not like us but I don't care. I love her.

Oblina: Krumm get out of there this instant.

Ickis: It's not like what we look like or where we from that matter that makes us hideous is what's inside of us and inside Judy is...

[Krumm takes the Judy puppet off.]

Ickis: Krumm??

[There was an awkward silence.]

Oblina: [Awkwardly laugh] Oh we got them Ickis.

Ickis: We did?

Oblina: Yes yes. I mean look at them. You did a great job. Good job. Really have them fooled. You actually. have them believed that you were in love with a puppet. Oh you're good.

Gromble: Wait, a joke?

Oblina: Yes, Yes. Of course. I mean would it be heartbreaking and embarrassing?

Gromble: Of course a joke. When excellent joke. Don't you think?

Monster Doctor:

Gromble: Come one everybody.

Monster Doctor:

Gromble:

Oblina:

Ickis: What for?

Krumm: Don't be mad Ickis.

Ickis:

Oblina: Puppet dear.

Ickis:

Krumm:

Ickis: Nobody's perfect. But you were pretty close.

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