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[It all started with a monster telling a story.]


Monster kid: Did they ever find the treasure?

Monster: They did.

Monster kids: Toenails!

Monster: Aye.

Ickis: Can you believe old Wadget? He was telling that same story when I was a kid.

Krumm: Yeah.

Ickis: You could buy anything couldn't ya? Gee you never have to do anything for the rest off you're life.

Oblina: Enough daydreaming.

Ickis: Yeah right come on.

Monster: So you see in the end all that fighting was for nothing.

Monster kid: How could they tell?

Monster: Easy. The fingers we're still attached.

[The kids laugh]

Krumm: This kid's gonna have quite a night.

Oblina: Obviously.

Ickis: Oblina, what's the address again?


Ickis: Got it. See you at nine.


Oblina:Well well look who's here.

Krumm: We almost got fed to a trash comptractor.

Oblina: Yes.

Ickis: Guys. Look.

Krumm: Wow.

Ickis: I went to this guys house and it was more toenails and anybody's ever seen.

Oblina:[amazed] Ickis. You are rich!

Ickis: Rich, I'm rich. [squealy giggles] I'm rich!

Oblina: He's rich!


Krumm: What a dump!

Ickis: Believe me it set me back.

Oblina: Ickis there is no way Krumm and I can afford living in a place like this.

Ickis: You didn't forget you once I got rich.

Oblina: Oh Ickis. I'm in. Thank you I mean it's lovely.

Krumm: I'm really hungry.

Ickis: Oh yes. This looks lovely.

Krumm: Must be an acquired taste.

Tuffle: Is there anything I can get for you Ickis.

Ickis: Thanks, Tuffle.


Ickis:And remember if you get the assignment by tomorrow morning, there's an extra cup of toenails in it for ya.








Ickis: Yeah I think I heard that one.


Ickis: What's going on?

Krumm: Hi, Ickis.

Oblina: Ickis we're moving back to our old room.

Ickis: What, why?

Oblina: We are just not comfortable.

Ickis: Not comfortable? What do you need?

Oblina: No Ickis. It's not.



Monster: Thanks!



Ickis: Yeah oh a party that would be great.

Tuffle: What about school tomorrow?



Ickis: What are you doing?

Tuffle: I was just-

Ickis: You're looking for my toenails.


Ickis: Come in.

Oblina: Ickis, I just came back for my- Ickis, what's wrong?

Ickis: It's good to see you Oblina. Please. Take whatever you want.

Oblina: Yes.

Ickis: Never better..Never better.

Oblina: Well, I'll just see you around.

Ickis: That closet was full of toenails.


Old man:


Ickis: Now I'm all set. Yes. That'll teach them to mess with me.

[The Handle breaks and calls into the water Ickis tried to catch it but ends up in the water and starts to drown. Lucky for him, his two friends arrive just in time to get him out of the water.]

Oblina: Ickis! What is it?

Ickis: [coughing] I went for the rest of my toenail and they all went into the river and they all at the bottom of the river.

Oblina: You could have drowned because of those toenails! Snap out of it!

Ickis: [wailing] Gone! They''re all gone! [sobbing]

Oblina: Oh Ickis.

[Ickis' sobs started to turn into laughter.]

Ickis: Can you believe it? All those toenails. They're all sitting at the bottom of the river. [laughing] Can you guys believe how crazy I was? Over a bunch of stupid toenails. And now look where they are!

[The others laugh too.]

Krumm: Hey how about something to eat?

Ickis: Okay.

Both: Eat.

Ickis: Alright.