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[Episode starts at the museum.]

Luxor: Careful my good man this is not a bunch of rocks. It's the mummy of Katana. Hello there.

Man: Hey Dr. Luxor, what's with all these little pictures?

Luxor: They're not pictures you brainless fools they're hieroglyphics.

Man 2: I was sitting on the box when I ate my lunch.

Man: I like to go now.

Luxor: You're right.

Krumm: Nice scare, buddy.

Ickis: It doesn't seem like a good idea.

Oblina: Oh Ickis I really do not why you insist on jumping out of things. Is that the only way you can think of to scare a human. Ickis...

Ickis: Wow. Look at this. Its a toilet paper man.

Oblina: That human in the white corpse sure seem happy to see it.

Krumm: Maybe he's out of toilet paper.

Ickis: What do you guys think? Wouldn't be great if we jumped out of this box?

Oblina: Let us try something different for once.

Ickis: I got it. Krumm, Give me your eyes.

Krumm: What's wrong with yours?

Ickis: This is gonna be great,

Oblina: Inspired Ickis. Absolutely inspired. What a monster. What do you think Krumm.

Krumm: I think I'm one good looking monster.

Ickis: Shut your eyes, Krumm.

Luxor: Noble Katana. If only you can speak. The world you knew. Once you were the rule of millions, now you a lifeless limp of bandages and bones. Ah! The curse of Katana!

[After Luxor left, the monsters started laughing.]

Krumm: That's a good one!

Oblina: Oh bravo! Yes!

Krumm: Excuse me Ickis.

Oblina: Let's get Krumm's eyes and head for home.

Ickis: I'll have them for you in a second.

Krumm: Ickis you're making me dizzy.

Ickis: Just one more....

Krumm: Ow! Ickis quit fooling around.

Ickis: We just need something to try this out with.

Krumm: No!


Oblina: Krumm!

Ickis: Krumm!

Krumm: What about my eyes?

Ickis: We got to go!


Krumm: My hands at lonely.

Oblina: Oh Krumm. Do not worry.

Ickis: Sure we will. Soon.

Oblina: Not soon. RIGHT NOW! Ickis, it was your idea to put Krumm's eyes in that toilet paper man.

Krumm: I want my eyes back, Ickis.

Ickis: Okay. You're right Oblina.

Oblina: That is the spirit!

Krumm: Whoa. I wouldn't go up there if I were you.


Krumm: Wait I got an idea.

Oblina: Oh, please. Is that the best you can do?

Krumm: How do I look?

Ickis: You never looked uglier.

Krumm: Why did everybody stop talking?


Krumm: No your sliminess.


Ickis: Krumm Krumm! Turn right. Right.

Exposa: Dr. Luxor, Dr. Luxor!

Luxor: Yes, Miss Vertov.

Exposa: What brought the mummy back to life?


Exposa: Dr. Luxor, how did you do it?

Luxor: Courage intelligence.

Krumm: Sorry.



Krumm: [giggles] Look at all the pretty dots.

Gromble: Mr. Krumm, we are waiting. Show us your scare.

Luxor: Courage, bravery, no fear. That's why he came to life.

[Audience laughing]

Luxor: Oh geez....Ungrateful. Backstabbing bag of bones.


Ickis: You think we fooled him?

[The Gromble glares.]

Oblina: I think we going to have to get Krumm's eyes.


Krumm: Gee It's great to see me again. Hold on, I stay away for that.


Luxor: Now you know the truth.

Ickis: We did it. Now what can we do to get these eyes out?

Oblina: Forget it. Let us take him back to the academy.

Krumm: I'll carry them.

Oblina: Be careful, Krumm.

Ickis: Careful?

Luxor: Mighty Luxor. Hail mighty Luxor. No worship no more!

Ickis: You think anyone heard that?

Krumm: No we're fine. Now we're in trouble.

Luxor: My mummy. Katana he walks. He flies but not very well. You lost your eyeballs.


Ickis: Those belong to Krumm!


Oblina: Shall we go?

Krumm: Yeah. Follow me.

Ickis: Oblina, let me borrow your lips. This is gonna be great.