[We all began at a circus carnaval.]

Man: Large please.

[???]

Krumm: I love being smelly.

(Later, Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm are digging through the trash to look for treats.)

Krumm: (spots an old apple on a stick) A worm. (The worm dips inside the apple that Krumm picks up and starts eating on.)

Oblina: Are you enjoying yourself?

Krumm:Never had a better time.

Ickis: Better than the time you were flea infested?

Krumm: Sure.

Ickis: Or when you ate that car stereo and burped country music for a week?

Krumm: Oh, yeah.

Ickis: Even the time we played marbles with your eyeballs?

Krumm: Yep. (chuckles) This is the best time ever.

Oblina: Tis your turn to pick out what we do next.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, he is gross! He is disgusting! He is the vilest thing that ever walked the earth! He has the worst odor in all the universe!

Oblina: I think he's talking about you, Krumm.

Man: He is Wendell the world's most smelliest man!

(The crowd runs inside the nearest tent to see Wendell and run back out from his odor in disgust.)

Ickis: I got to admit whoever this Wendell guy is, he's really popular.

Oblina:He is rather impressive for a human.

Ickis: You can't tell mold by his fuzz.

Krumm: He wants trouble, he's gonna get it. Wendell, take my pits.

[??]

Both:[chant] Krumm! Krumm! Krumm!

Oblina:Oh you seemed to have made a few new friends Krumm.

Krumm:I know, watch this. Ready guys?

[??]

Oblina: It's midnight! Happy birthday, Krumm.

Ickis: Happy birthday Krumm!

Krumm:Gee thanks guys.

[???]

Krumm:Hey come back here. Where are you going?

Oblina:Probably back to there home which is exactly where we should be heading. You coming?

Ickis:Sure. I've never been to a fly's home before.

Oblina:[angrily] Not their home our home!

Krumm:I got to go check on something. I'll catch up with you guys later. Hey guys it's me. Okay ready? Something stinks here. It's not me.

[??]

Oblina:Are you alright? I'm worried about you Krumm. I didn't smell you come in last night.

Krumm:I don't smell me now.

Oblina: {hiff hiff] My goodness. You've lost you're smell. Whenever shall we do?

Krumm:I can't go to class. Everyone will laugh at me.

Oblina: Oh dear. Well tell the Gromble you ate to many candles off you're birthday cake. Yes.

Krumm: I've always had B.O. What am I gonna do?

Gromble: Ickis?

Ickis: Here.

Gromble:Blorp?

Blorp Heads: Here. Present! ¡Aqui!

Gromble: Krumm? Krumm...

Oblina :Gromble, sir, Krumm wanted me to tell you...

Gromble: This better be good, or he's going to be SNORCH FOOD!

Krumm: Here.

Oblina: Krumm, Your odor's back!

Gromble: Well. What's your exuse.

Krumm: Ummm, it's my birthday.

Gromble: Your birthday, and I forgot?! Well, I'll just have to make it up to you! (raises Krumm and looks at his socks which bugs crawl out of) What is the meaning of this?

Krumm: Ummm, I brought my own lunch! (The Gromble pulls a fish out of one of his socks.) How did those get there?

Gromble: (eats the fish) IMPLANTS?! I smell everything, Krumm, everything but YOU!

Krumm: (defeated) I lost my odor.

Gromble: Really? You depend almost entirely on your stench, don't you?

Krumm: Uh-huh.

Gromble: How tragic. Must be an awful thing to lose something so near and dear to you.

Krumm: Uh-huh.

Gromble: Poor Krumm! But... if you can't keep up with the rest of the class, YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR EYEBALLS! (Oblina is alarmed.) You may want to take some time to think about this. (He sends Krumm away.)

Oblina: Mr. Gromble, sir, don't you think you're being just, uh, bit too harsh with Krumm?

Gromble: Are you questioning my methods?

Oblina: No.

Gromble: Good. I didn't think so.

[??]

Oblina: Krumm? Krumm, are you here?

Ickis: Sorry. He's not in here either.

Ickis walks back to the form where he sees Oblina reading a letter.]

Oblina:Dear Ickis and Oblina. The Gromble was right. I'm nothing gone home.[sadly] Oh Krumm..

Horvak:Hi son. Good to see you. Great crop huh?

Krumm:I guess.

Horvak:What's the matter son? I never seen you this down. Why aren't you cat school.

Krumm:I wish I could be.

Horvak:You mean?

Krumm: I lost my smell dad.

Horvak: Oh no the curse of the krumm.

Krumm:The what?

Horvak: The curse of the krumm.

Krumm:What's gonna happen?

Horvak:It already did son. You lost your son.

Krumm:

Horvak:

Krumm:

Horvak:

Krumm:

Horvak:

Krumm:

Horvak:

Krumm:What should I do now?

Horvak:Good catch son.

Krumm:Dad, I need to make it on my own.

Horvak:Son, I'll be proud no matter what you do.

[???]

Krumm:Okay wait for me. Let's go.

Three eyes:When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.

Krumm:Hey I use to be real smelly.

Three eyes:Yes sure.. and I have two eyes.

Krumm:What are you guys doing here?

Oblina:We have come to take you home.

Krumm:I am home?

Ickis:You just lost you're smell that's all.

Krumm:That was everything.

Oblina:What about us?

Ickis:You're a monster Krumm. We'll find something else for you to do.

Krumm:Like what?

Monster:Can you help me sonny?

Krumm:In a minute.

Oblina:How are you at oozing puss.

Krumm:Dry as a bone.

Ickis:Growing fangs?

Krumm: I can't.

Oblina:

Monster:I have to get to the other side...

Krumm:Hang on pops.

Oblina:

Krumm:

Monster:I want to cross now.

Krumm:Alright already. Maybe I should give scaring another try.

Oblina:Of course you should! We'll find something you can do.

Krumm:Whoops. There goes another one.

[??]

Ickis:And remember don't shoot till the water is up to you're eyes. That's it, Krumm.

Man:That was funny. Do it again!

Krumm:Great. Now I'm funny.

Oblina:Well now maybe Ickis' talent wasn't for you but what about mine?

Krumm:You're pretty scary.

Oblina:Thank you. Now all you have to do is reach way down inside yourself and see what you come up with. [she pulls out her internal organs] See? it is simple.

Krumm:Here does nothing. I can't find anything.

Oblina:Deeper, You have to reach deeper.

Krumm:I told ya. I got nothing.

Ickis:Come on Krumm.

Krumm:Leave me alone! I'm useless.

Oblina:Now is not the time to GIVE UP!

Krumm:Maybe you're right. If I think it, I can stink it.

Man:I got a surpise for you.

Woman:Isn't he precious. I just think he's precious.

[??]

Oblina:Krumm you done it! You have found the new you. You look awful.

Krumm: I do? I did it! I did it! I did it! [laughs] I don't know how to thank you guys.

[???]

Krumm:Ickis Oblina I got my smell back!

Ickis:Krumm you stink again. What a stench!

Horvak:That's my boy. He broke the curse of the krumm.

Gromble:It's really quite simple.

Horvak:I could have done that.

Gromble:Oh please you are hopeless. Nothing personal.

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