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[episode starts]
D'Orange: For years, I have work on creating a fragment that is even more fabulous in my famous like solid golden underwater. May I present, Full Moon. Once you smell you go crazy. it I have personally selected this city To be the test market for full moon. This will be the launching pad for a full moon invasion.
Oblina: Ooh, my uncle use to live in a bathroom like this in Paris.
Ickis: Watch this guys. They'll never know what hit 'em. [coughs]
Oblina: [coughs] What was that?
Ickis: [Gibberish] Booble frackis...
Oblina: Get out! Got to breathe foul air.
Krumm: To get sample warn others.
Oblina: No Krumm!
Krumm: That wasn't so bad.
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Gromble: Quiet! Quiet. I don't mean to alarm you, but... We've got a crisis on our hands. It seems the humans have manufactured a new perfume. Perhaps this brief demonstration will show you What we're up against. Snorch! So, remember, all of you! Take care when you scare.
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Man: boy Hank, you stink like a New York subway. Why don't you try new full moon? Gentle enough for a woman Yet rank enough for a guy.
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Gromble: Please monsters. Please!
Oblina: This Full Moon is everywhere. There is no escape.
Gromble: We have to come up with new ways to scare. From now on, you will scare humans From a distance!
Teenage Girl: Rob, This moment is so perfect. Let's look at that hill Through this stereoscopic telescope Placed here by our helpful park services.
Rob Anything for you Pumpkin bridges.
Teenage Girl: Honey, did you see something over there?
Krumm: Hey! You humans, look over here! [falls over]
Gromble: Alright, alright. Try scaring the humans in an enclosed place Where they can see you, but you will be protected From the toxic perfume.
Man: Hey, honey, I'll see you around : ? You make desert and I'll bring the horseshoes.
Gromble: Okay! Okay! We may have to come up With even more elaborate means of scaring.
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Oblina: Every human is wearing this putrid perfume.
Krumm: Why bother? They all smell alike.
Oblina: How are we going to scare humans if we cannot get near them?
Ickis: Maybe we're exaggerating. I mean, the perfume can't be everywhere.
Woman: The odor of desire fires the scent of my love. Full moon.
Man: You can't escape full moon The smell that hangs in the air. Available everywhere on earth At the next full moon.
Oblina: That is in one week!
Gromble: Class, we must remain calm and level headed.
Oblina: Who are they?
Ickis: If we don't scare, we're all gonna die!
[The monsters panic again.]
Gromble: QUIET! Now is not the time to panic. We've been through worse than this. We will prevail. I, the gromble Being of sound monster ( Sobbing ): do leave my... Shoes to the following charities...
Ickis: I don't wanna die! I'm too young! There's so many things I haven't done So many humans I haven't scared.
Krumm: So much garbage I haven't eaten.
Oblina: There must be an antidote to that horrible perfume Something that is even worse!
Ickis: What?
Oblina: I don't know!
Ickis: Nothing smells as bad as that perfume.
Krumm: Hey, I smell worse.
Ickis: Fine but...
Both: Oh!
Gromble: That's brilliant! First... We have to find a way to... ( Sniffs ) Ahh! Get that lovely stench Out of him!
Monster Doctor: Wow Look at this sweats.
Krumm: Careful, doc. I'm tender-pitted.
Monster Doctor: Sometimes we must suffer for science.
[Later]
Krumm: Doc.. I think I'm done on this side.
Monster Doctor: Now, we burn off all the unnecessary elements-- Vitamins, minerals, clean water-- And distill it down to the very essence of stench. Behold. Krumm's stench In its purest, most fragrant form. h, I'm overcome with giddiness.
Krumm: You, know, being siphoned for three hour Really takes it out of a monster. I miss my stench.
Gromble: Rise and smell everyone! It's time to begin phase two of operation full moon. Now we have to find the full moon And add krumm's stench to it.
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Chad: Hey Stu.
Guard: Chuck:
Minnie: How's it going, Stew?
Gromble: Hello, Stu.
Guard: Bill.
Ickis: Hiya Stu.
Guard Hal.
Krumm: How're the kids, stew?
Guard: My thanks Roger.
Oblina: Greetings Stuart.
Guard: Constance,
Gromble: there it is. We must dump krumm's stench into that vat of... Oh, I can't even say it.
Ian: hey, look, ralph. A new interesting and informative safety poster.
Gromble: Humans. Ickis, get the stench box.
Ralph: Huh, I feel much safer now. Let's get to work.
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Ralph: Hey, ed, let's see what the missus packed for you.
Ian: Naw, I'm not hungry today.
Minnie: I could have sworn I have meat loaf.
Ralph: Oh, you got to eat something, ed.
Ian: I married my wife for her car, not her cooking.
Ralph: Come on, let's see what's in here.
Ian: Give it back, Ralph.
Ralph: What was that?
Ian: It's just ham.
Gromble: There's not much time!
Oblina: Correction, there is no time!
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Gromble: We must wait to see if it works.
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Woman: I waited in line three weeks for this?
D'Orange: Get your hands off me, you tasteless peasant. I bet you bought that uniform off the rack! Khaki is so tacky.
Ickis:
Khaki is so tacky.
Ickis: Thank you. And enjoy your eau de krumm. The scent that saved monsters everywhere. Thank you, thank you And enjoy eau de krumm. Come back again.
Krumm: can I have a break now?
Ickis: Come on, you big baby. We got orders to fill.
Krumm: I'm drying up. I'm too sleepy to stand.
Oblina: You will never get rich with an attitude like that. Now, run!
Ickis: Thank you, and enjoy your eau de krumm. Come back again. Now, who is next? Fun for the whole family. It's a stench that keeps on stinking. Oh, call again. Love your hat!