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[episode starts.]

Announcer: All right! And now, the moment you've been waiting for. The world premiere of the new video from Nigel Cretin-- "Snake Eyes" coming right atcha.

Woman: A phase?

Man: Let's hope so.

Krumm: Good one.

Oblina: Ickis, Krumm, we must not be late for class.

Krumm: In a minute, Oblina. We're just getting warmed up.

Ickis: Oh. That's right, gotta exercise that body as well as the mind.

Oblina: Yes, well, I for one and not about to be snorched for the sake of your juvenile antics.

Ickis: Did you see that, Krumm, pal? Do I have great aim or what?

Oblina: That was not funny! Honestly, the two are you are so childish sometimes.

Krumm: Heads up, Ickis.

Oblina: Funny well and good. But not without a sense of responsibility. I have a sense, you do not! Are you with me?

Ickis: No. GO LONG, KRUMM!

Krumm: I got it. Uh oh.

Oblina: Yes, isn't it all fun and games until someone loses his...

Ickis: Don't say it!


Oblina: Ickis!

[Ickis comes out of the water, holding a hose.]

Ickis: I got it! Alright give it up you... hose you.

Krumm: Hey, come on, it's getting away! Oh, great. We're never gonna find it now.

Oblina: Can you see anything through your eye, Krumm?

Krumm: No, it's pretty dark. Wait. Human.

Oblina: Lookie.

Krumm: Let's go.

Man: Well, what do we have here? Lunch.


Ickis: Well, guess that's the end for that. Let's go back.

Oblina: Nonsense, Ickis. We have help Krumm get his eye back. After all, it was you who threw it.

Ickis: Me? But that wasn't a good throw, wasn't it, Krumm?

Krumm: Yeah, it was a great throw. Wait, wait a minute, forget the throw. We gotta get my eye back!

Oblina: There he is.


Ickis: Look!

Both: Uh oh.

Man: Yeah! Yeah! Lunch.

Oblina: Follow me!


Ickis: Maybe we just shouldn't rush into this. You know, ever a time like this is it important to take a moment to stuff to smell the garbage?

Krumm: Look, me and lonely ol' eye I'm saying that, Ickis! We're talking about my eye here! Not at this eye is bad! I, but... the another eye and that's an eye! Don't you wanna help get back my eye?!

Ickis: Well, since you put it that way.

Oblina: Coast is clear. Let's go.

Ickis: Wait for me!

Krumm: All right, I'm going in.

Ickis: Krumm, are you nuts!? You can't just go in there, it could be dangerous.

Krumm: Look, Ickis, I'm on the mission here. There comes a time when you have to take bold action!


Krumm: This isn't one of those times.

Oblina: Bark and bites. Run, Krumm, run! Alrighty.

[Oblina take her guts out, the pig licks it lips.]

Ickis: I think he likes you.


Krumm: This ought to quiet them down.

Man: What's going on in here?

What am I feeding you guys?

Snake: I'm so tired of the blooming snakes bit. Can't we do something else?

Rocker: But Nigel, I mean, the snake's your whole act then, innit?

Snake: Well, yeah, but it's boring, you know. Plus I must go through the blooming things like Medusa's blooming hairdresser, don't I? Couldn't we just, you know, put two or three of these blokes together?

Krumm: There's the box where they threw the tongue poker.

Ickis: Uh oh.

Krumm: Oh man. That just isn't my day.

Rocker: Hey, Nigel, I got it. How about a bigger blooming snake?

Snake: A bigger snake. Bear, you're a blooming genius, lad.

Ickis: Quick, which one is it?

Krumm: That one?

Man: Snakes-- Sure thing. Down that aisle.

Oblina: We'll just grab one and let's beat it.

Snake: This'll do-- Pay the bloke, Bear.

Oblina: Nothing yet.

Krumm: I think I got something. It's no use! For now on, I guess I'm just the one-eyed jerk!

Ickis: Look!

Krumm: Hey, It's him. It's me. It's us!


Woman: But we are with the band. This is outrageous.

Guard: Sorry. You guys tilt the freaky meter even for this group.

Oblina: Look at this.

Ickis: Well, for humans, they look almost normal.

Rocker: Be right there, lads. Gotta check on my blooming drums first.

Oblina: Someone's coming. Hide!

Rocker: That's dull then, innit?

Ickis: That was fun.

Krumm: Ickis, Oblina, up here. I wonder what's gonna heppen here?

Announcer: Are you ready to rock? I said, are you ready to rock? Alright, then Please welcome the reptilian rebel himself, ladies and gentlemen, Nigel Cretin!

Krumm: There's my eye. Heavy.

Snake: I am the messenger of fire and destruction and terror and lots of stuff that's really blooming bad. I am the creepy baddie from your worst nightmares. I am the red-eyed scary bloke with the fangs that lives under your bed. I am just not very blooming nice, then, am I? So don't you roll the dice with me 'cause it's gonna come up snake eyes!

Ickis: Say this isn't bad.

Oblina: I have an idea. Steady. I said steady, Ickis.

Ickis: Sorry.


Oblina: Hello!


Snake: Get it away! Don't let it bite me. It's scary. Oh, is it gone? It was a blooming horrible beasty thingy!

[Audience laugh.]

Ickis: Yes!

[Krumm kiss his eye.]

Krumm: Welcome home, old pal.

Oblina: Krummie, your chariot awaits, dear. Let us go home.


Snake: ♪ Snake eyes, those cuckoo snake eyes ♪ ♪ Hey, snake eyes ♪ ♪ You gotta love those snake eyes ♪ ♪ Those scooby-dooby-doo snake eyes ♪ ♪ Hey, snake eyes ♪

Man: But, Nigel.