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[It all started at the New York apartments.]
Woman: ...causing the stock market to crash. But not all the news is bad today. For the good news Let's go to our very own Callahan the weatherman.
Man: It's the first day of spring and it is a beautiful day! The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming And in the air is the fragrant scent of...
[Before he could finish, the scene quickly switches to The Monsters running through the dump.]
Monsters: Garbage!
Oblina: Ohh. Let's frolic in the mounds.
Ickis: Oh, let's do.
Krumm: Certainly.
[The monsters giggle]
Krumm: Aah. I love the smell of sewage in the morning.
Ickis: Hey, I got a train set. Oh, caboose.
Oblina: A tasty little sludge but not bitter.
Ickis: Hey everybody, get a load of this.
Krumm: The motherworld,
Oblina: Divine.
Ickis: Last one there is a farm fresh egg.
[???]
Ickis: Cannonball! What was that?
Oblina: Icky, you should really must try this slime. It is wonderfully putrid.
Ickis: Oblina, did you feel something?
Oblina: Feel what?
Krumm: There's the dinner bell.
[Krumm eats the inflatable life raft]
Krumm: Hmm. This gum has no flavor.
Bob: Well, Thuggie, it's your turn to pick out witch dirt world country we're gonna dump this garbage on.
Thuggie: No fooling. Gee, Bob, thanks.
Bob: Go ahead, pick a spot.
Oblina: Oh, dear...
Bob: Well, lookie, what we got here. How could someone throw this away? All this locker needs Is a little sandpaper, couple of double a batteries A light bulb, and hey, you got a microwave oven!
Thuggie: No fooling, Bob?
Bob: No, no fooling.
Both: Monsters!
Bob: Hurry up and dump the garbage!
Thuggie: I'm trying! It's stuck.
[Bob attend to help and the garbage was flown into the air. The trash started to shrink as it fell into the water.]
Krumm: Uh oh.
Ickis: We're gonna be late for class you know.
Oblina: I can't SWIM!
Krumm: ME NEITHER!
[They landed into the water. Debris of garbage splashed into the water as the monsters poked their heads out of the water.]
Ickis: We'll never make it. There's nothing big enough to hold on to.
Oblina: Maybe there would be if our gluttoness friend have not eaten so much of it.
Krumm: All aboard?
Oblina: Excellent work, my dear dead Krumm. [they climb on top of him.] But how do we get back to shore?
Ickis: I'll use you as a paddle, Oblina.
Oblina: Oh! [grunts] Not a chance! I'm not going back in there.
[Krumm pulls out the plug and the raft deflate as Ickis and Oblina screamed. They were farther from the mainland.]
Krumm: What a relief.
[For a moment a shark appears behind them, the group scream and run away only for them to sink into the water.]
Ickis: What kind of fish is this.
Krumm: A very cold fish.
Russian man: [in English subtitles] Monsters! Dive! Dive! Dive! I want my mommy.
[A submarine dive down.]
Oblina: I must say salt water is not that bad. In more ration, of course will come.
{But then a giant whale swallowed them whole. They scream and hang on the tongue.]
Ickis: Oh no, we're all gonna be digested. Maybe that's the way out. Follow me!
[The three monsters climb out of the whale's blow hole.]
Ickis: If we hurry, maybe the Gromble won't notice we're gone. Hold on to me. Hey, Tubby! To the city dump. And step on it!
[The whale responds my blowing its hole of water right on top of them.]
Oblina: Well done, Ickis. Maybe now we can fly home.
[They fall into the water again.]
Ickis: Guys, I hate to be the harbinger of bad news.
Krumm: Hey, Ickis. This is fun.
Ickis: Yeah, the ocean is just like the sewer dude.
Oblina: It should carry us all the way.
[They land on the head of an octopus. Again, Oblina spits the water out.]
Oblina: Oh.
Krumm: I don't about you two, but I can use a nap.
[As he said this Ickis was grabbed by a tentacle and dragged into the water.]
Ickis: Yipe!
Krumm: What about you, Ickis? [no answer] Ickis?
Oblina: What happened to Ickis? [She gets grabbed by another tentacle and dragged into the water.] OH!
Krumm: He was just here a minute ago. Oblina? [He gets dragged into the water too.] Whoa!
[The giant octopus drags them deep into the waters below.]
Ickis: Coochie-coochie-coo!
[Ickis manages to tickle the octopus as it squirts ink and the other monsters are force to swim up shore.]
Man: in the undersea world The marine life adapt to their habitat By taking many unusual shapes. Sacre blah! Maurice, did you get that?
Louis: No papa. I just run out of tape.
Man: Imbecile! I have discovered a new species! Follow them! No, Loui,s to the left!
Louis: Left, left.
Man: That's it, boys. I got them. Louis, what are you doing?!
Louis: I do nothing, papa! I'm out of control!
[Both men scream as the octopus dances with it. Up above the ocean, the monsters come up, gasping and coughing desperately for air they have been holding in.]
Ickis: [coughing] I give up! We're never gonna make it.
[Ickis sinks into the water. We can't tell if they survive. But however, they rose up with dolphins they were held. Meanwhile, a big oil accident while the man cleans up the oil with a wipe.]
Man: The brocure said I get to save a whale.
Woman: Shut up and keep wiping.
[A dolphin gets scared of the oil, dropping Krumm on it.]
Krumm: Whoa. I'm mighty parched.
[Krumm slurping all the oil.]
Man: It's gonna take us three years to block this all up.
Woman You got a real neck for this, kid.
Krumm: Nothing like a cold shatter crude.
Ickis: Giddy up, little dolphy!
[???]
Man: Skipper, big school of tuna headed this way!
Captain: Lower the nets!
Oblina: We are almost home!
[The dolphins notice the fishing nets and leave dropping Ickis, Krumm and Oblina underwater again. The three struggle to hold their breath as the fishing nets surround them.]
Woman: When we come back, we'll tell you the about the man who soak up a 20 mile oil slick with a single paper towel. But first, with the weather, our very own Callahan the weatherman.
Man: It's another beautiful spring day here in the city! Perfect weather for cleaning up after a tidal wave! The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming And it is a beautiful day!
[???]
Ickis: I guess I haven't got my land legs yet.
Oblina: You know, I think I had enough water for a while. I'll just walk.
[A tentacle comes out of the toilet and grabs Oblina and gets dragged down into the sewer.]