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[It all started at the New York apartments.]



[Before he could finish, the scene quickly switches to The Monsters running through the dump.]

Monsters: Garbage!

Oblina: Ohh. Let's frolic in the mounds.

Ickis: Oh let's do.

Krumm: Certainly.

[The monsters giggle]

Krumm: Aah. I love the smell of sewage in the morning.

Ickis: Hey, I got a train set. Oh caboose.

Oblina: A tasty little sludge but not bitter.

Ickis: Hey everybody, get a load of this.

Krumm: The motherworld,

Oblina: Divine.

Ickis: Last one there is a farm fresh egg.


Ickis: Cannonball! What was that?

Oblina: Icky you should really must try this slime. It is wonderfully putrid.

Ickis: Oblina, did you feel something?

Oblina: Feel what?

Krumm: There's the dinner bell. This scum has no flavor.

Bob: Well Thuggie, it's your turn to pick out witch dirt world country we're gonna dump this garbage on.

Thuggie: No fooling. Gee bob thanks.

Bob: Go ahead pick a spot.

Oblina: Oh dear...

Bob: Well lookie what we got here. How could someone throw this away?

Thuggie: No fooling Bob?

Bob: No, no fooling.

Both: Monsters!

Bob: Hurry up and dump the garbage!

Thuggie: I'm trying! It's stuck.

[Bob attend to help and the garbage was flown into the air. The trash started to shrink as it fell into the water.]

Krumm: Uh oh.

Ickis: We're gonna be late for class you know.

Oblina: I can't SWIM!


[They landed into the water]

Ickis: We'll never make it. There's nothing big enough to hold on to.

Oblina: Maybe there would be if our gluttiness friend have not eaten so much of it.

Krumm: All aboard?

Oblina: Excellent work, my dear dead Krumm. [they climb on top of him.] But how do we get back to shore?

Ickis: I'll use you as a paddle, Oblina.

Oblina: Oh! [grunts] Not a chance! I'm not going back in there.

[Krumm pulls out the plug and the raft deflates as Ickis and Oblina screamed. They were farther from the mainland.}

Krumm: What a relief.

[For a moment a shark appears behind them, the group scream and run away only for them to sink into the water.]

Ickis: What kind of fish is this.

Krumm: A very cold fish.

Russian man: [in English subtitles] Monsters! Dive! Dive! Dive! I want my mommy.


Oblina: I must say salt water is not that bad. In more ration of course will come.

{But then a giant whale swallowed them whole. They scream and hang on the tongue.]

Ickis: Oh no, we're all gonna be digested. Maybe that's the way out. Follow me!

[The three monsters climb out of the whale's blow hole.]

Ickis: If we hurry, maybe the Gromble won't notice we're gone. Hold on to me. Hey Tubby. To the city dump. And step on it!

[The whale responds my blowing its hole of water right on top of them.]

Oblina: Well done Ickis. Maybe now we can fly home.

[They fall into the water again.]

Ickis: Guys I hate to be the harbinger of bad news.

Krumm: Hey ickis. This is fun.

Ickis: Yeah The ocean is just like the sewer dude.

Oblina: It should carry us all the way.

[They land on the head of an octopus. Again, Oblina spits the water out.]

Oblina: Oh.

Krumm: I don't about you but I can use a nap.

[As he said this Ickis was grabbed by a tentacle and dragged into the water.]

Ickis: Yipe!

Krumm: What about you Ickis? [no answer] Ickis?

Oblina: What happened to Ickis? [She gets grabbed by another tentacle and dragged into the water.] OH!

Krumm: He was just here a minute ago. Oblina? [He gets dragged into the water too.] Whoa!

[The giant octopus drags them deep into the waters below. Ickis manages to tickle the octopus as it squirts ink and the other monsters are force to swim up shore.]

Man :And the undersea world in the marine life adapt to their habitat, by taking a minute of their usual shape. Sacrebleu! Louis did you get that?

Louis:I just run out of tape.

Man: I discovered the new species! Follow them. No Louis to the left!

Louis: Left left.

Man: That's it. Louis I got them. Louis what are you doing?!

Louis: I do not know papa! I'm out of control!

[Both men scream as the octopus dances with it. Up above the ocean, the monsters come up gasping and coughing desperately for air they have been holding in.]

Ickis: [coughing] I give up! We're never gonna make it.

[Ickis sinks into the water. We can't tell if they survive. But however they rose up with dolphins they were held.]

Man: The procure said get to save a whale.

Woman: Shut up and keep wiping.

Krumm: Whoa. I'm mighty parched.

Man: It's gonna take us three years to to block this all up.

Woman You got a real neck for this kid.

Krumm: Nothing like a cold shatter crude.

Ickis: Giddy up little dolphy!


Man: Skipper, big school of tuna headed this way!

Captain: Lower the nets!

Oblina: We are almost home!

[The dolphins notice the fishing nets and leave dropping Ickis, Krumm and Oblina underwater again. The three struggle to hold their breath as the fishing nets surround them.]

Woman: When we come back, We'll tell you the about the man who soak up a 20 mile oil slick with a single paper towel.



Ickis: I guess I haven't got my land legs yet.

Oblina: You know, I think I had enough water for a while. I'll just walk.

[A tentacle comes out of the toilet and grabs Oblina and gets dragged down into the sewer.]