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[episode starts]

Man: Mr. Mayor, your 2:30 appointment is here.

Mayor: I'm busy.

Man: Sir, they're ladybugs.

Mayor: So?


Mayor: What are you waiting for?



Girl: I got a question for you.

Mayor: Okay, of course you do, child. What is it?


Mayor: Well, it's time out.

Man: Film at eleven.


Man: You betcha.


Man: Hmmm?


Ickis: Wow.

Krumm: See? I told you.

Oblina: I would not have believe it I have not seen it with my own eyes.

Ickis: Where is all the garbage gone? Maybe it's the end of the world.


Ickis: Look at that. They're wearing food.

[Krumm checks inside the trash can.]

Krumm: It's completely empty.


Gromble: Well? That's it? How about you?

Ickis: I'm sorry, your Grombleness, There's just nothing out there.

Gromble: Oh. In that case I'm afraid I must insatute Gromble law.

Ickis: Styrofoam again?

Krumm: I'll take that as a no.

Oblina: You have got to give us more food. Look at what was happening to me.


Oblina: We have to do something!

Zimbo: Snorch, my dear friend, don't you think we should take a little break and refresh ourselves from the garbage you and I have been gathering? My thoughts exactly.

Ickis: This is never gonna work. He'll catch us and skin us alive.

Oblina: If you want more food, this is the only way. Quickly, let's go.

[Ickis, Krumm and Oblina pose as The Gromble.]

Ickis: [In Gromble's voice] Oh, my dear Snorch. GOOFING OFF AS USUAL!?

Zimbo: Sir?


Oblina: Do not yet greedy.

Zimbo: And where would this secret location be, sir?

Ickis: Let me think. [In Gromble's voice] Who are the most trustworthy students in the academy?

Krumm: Krumm, Oblina and Ickis.

Zimbo: Is there something wrong with your voice, sir?


[The real Gromble comes in and catches them in the act.]

Gromble: What is going on here!?

Zimbo: Well, sir...

Gromble: Food? Food you say?! What food? You idiots let them take the whole pile! I'm very disappointed in you three. Especially you, Ickis. If you are going to impersonate me, at least get the nose right. All of you, back to your dorm rooms immediately! [After the monsters left, The Gromble also discovers the white shoe they left.] White? [laughs] I wouldn't be caught dead in white.

[Back at the dorm, the monsters have gotten thinner.]

Ickis: I gotta have some food. What kind of crazy world is this? Ee! Where are monsters can't get the dis helping of bueno garbage?!

[Krumm lick his lips and goes to Ickis]

Ickis: I thought I never left to see the day!

[Krumm tackle Ickis]

Krumm: I got a slug! Let's chow!

Ickis: Hey, hey! Easy!

Krumm: Sorry, Ickis.

Ickis: It's alright.

Oblina: This trash venom is infected all of us.

Ickis: There's got to be something we can eat around here. There's gotta be.

[Ickis found the chocolate bunny]

Ickis: Aha!

Krumm: What is it?

Ickis: I'm not sure. But humans eat of lot of them in the spring.

Oblina: Human food. Ickis, stop!

Ickis: I am gonna eat it! Ha! I'm gonna eat human food!

Oblina: No!

Ickis: Yes!

Krumm: No!

Ickis: Yes! Watch me! Watch me!

[Krumm take the chocolate bunny off of Ickis and throw it away]

Krumm: You gonna thank me for this later.

[Ickis cries.]

Ickis: If there is a later.

Krumm: You know what be good right now? The slice beetles of grifting with extra mercy sludge in the size of mint rope.

Ickis: Stop it, stop it! You're torturing me.

[Krumm found the worms in Ickis' bed]

Krumm: Check this out, Oblina. Bunny boy's been holding out on us.

Oblina: Ickis, how could you?

Ickis: I would have shared. Beside, I'll bet that two of you have a secret stage, too.

Krumm: I'm hurt that you would think that.

Ickis: Oh, really.

[Ickis look in Krumm's bed and found an old sweater, laughing]

Ickis: Exhibit A! I'm supposed this delicious rotten sweater just happened to fall back here you forgot all about it, huh?

Krumm: Something like that.

Oblina: Stay away from my things, you, you hoarder.

Ickis: Listen, Little Miss Name-Caller. We'll just see who is a hoarder! This is going to be little tougher, huh. You're smart and crafty, Oblina. Now, now what do you never expected Krumm and I told, huh?

Krumm: That's easy, her school books.

Ickis: Aha! Exhibit A!

Oblina and Krumm: B.

Ickis: Whatever. The point being, my dear fellow hoarders, none of us is perfect.

Oblina: What are you looking at?

Ickis: What are you looking at?

Oblina: I am not looking at anything.

Krumm: How come no one's looking at me?

Ickis: I know what is going on here. You're both planning to steal my worms.

Krumm: If I close my eyes, there's gonna be rotten sweater feast for you two.

Oblina: If I ever know one of you using to get your hands off my peanut shells, you got another thing coming!

[That was enough for them. They went completely insane and start fighting but they got all weak and exhausted due to the hunger infecting them.]

Ickis: Can't.. go on...

Oblina: Too... weak...

[They all faint and the other monsters take the foods. Meanwhile in the Mayor's office.]

Mayor: Is there any more benefit to begin

Man: No, sir. The people are pretty darn sick of it.

Mayor: Then I am doom. Get rid of this junk.

Man: Good one, sir.

Announcer: Hey, kids. Dump the dump week is been dump so dump that garbage.

[Back at the dump, Ickis, Oblina and Krumm regained consciousness, even more weaker then ever.]

Krumm: [weakly] Looks like this is the end. I'm gonna miss you, guys.

Oblina: [weakly] Oh, Krummy, stop. You're making me sad.

Ickis: [weakly] I don't know how much time we have so I just wanted to say the both of you that I'm sorry for the way I acted.

Oblina: I am sorry too. I behave poorly.

Krumm: Ditto. It's funny how cranky you get when you don't eat a good lunch, or dinner, or breakfast or lunch or breakfast..

Ickis: [reaches out his hand] Friends?

Both: [holding his hand] Friends.

[They sigh and closed their eyes. Suddenly something rumbled.]

Oblina: What is that rumbling?

Krumm: Probably my stomach.

Ickis: Wow. It's back!

Oblina: It's certainly is. Looky!

[the dump truck throwing away the garbage while the monsters are eating]

Oblina: We are saved!

Ickis: It's beautiful. Isn't it, Krumm? Krumm?

Krumm: Yeah, it's beautiful.

[all the dump trucks are releasing the garbage, the episode ends]