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[episode starts]

Reporter:

Lars: Today I announce the I go to the southern park of the world and cross Antarctica. Alone.

Reporter: Aren't you afraid?

Lars: Fear?

Man: I hear ya.

Gromble: A human afraid of nothing?

Ickis:

Gromble:

Ickis:

Oblina: Well said.

Gromble:

Oblina: Me? I uh, uh uh...

Gromble: SILENCE!

Krumm: I think she was trying to say was-

Gromble: QUIET!

[???]

Lars: It's time.

Ickis:

Oblina: There he is.

Lars:

All: Bark and bites!

Krumm: I smell trouble.

[???]

Ickis: Would you stop saying that?

Lars: It's colder than I thought.

Krumm: That's what that was.

[???]

Lars:

Ickis: Excuse me. What are you doing?

Oblina: I am turning around.

Ickis: Turning around? We don't want to go that way we want to go home.

Oblina: We came here to get a scare.

Ickis: We're doomed.

Oblina: Oh poo. He's gone.

Ickis: Oh what a shame.

Lars: Mush mush!

Oblina: Follow me!

Lars: Mush mush!

[????]

Krumm: Hey! He stole my eye!

[The other monsters begin to chase after the penguin.]

Oblina: Which one was it Krumm. Which one stole your eye?

Krumm: The black and white one. Do you have it?

[Everyone started looking for the eye. Krumm checked under the penguins. Iccis poked one of them with his claws making them jump.]

Oblina: I'm sorry I know this seems like a terrible

Krumm: You're a sight for a sore eye.

Ickis: Watch it you whatever you are.

[???]

Ickis: Wait for me!

Oblina: Krumm, grab my feet!

[???]

Krumm:I am starving.

Ickis: If I had toes I wouldn't be able to feel them.

Oblina: My lips are chapped.

Ickis: Can we go home now?

Oblina: No no no. Not until we get our scare.

Ickis: You go without me. Because I just found a way out of here. I'll see you back at the dump suckers!

Oblina: Ickis wait! That is not a-

[Too late. Ickis jumps into the hole.]

Obina: toilet...

Ickis: [frozen] That wasn't a toilet...

Lars:

Oblina: Krumm. Follow that human.

Lars: Mush mush!

[???]

Ickis: This is been the w-worst experience of my life.

Krumm: It's about to get even worse.

Ickis: They come in white too.

Krumm: Now we can panic.

Oblina: Paddle you fools! Now how we ever get out scare?

Both: Don't even say it.

Oblina: Oh alright.

[???]

Ickis: I guess this is it. The end. But you know what? I had full life. I sure It was a short one. Really short. Come to think of it. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Oblina: Land!

Ickis: We're saved!

Others: We're saved!

Ickis: Solid ground! I love you I love you! [gets his lips stuck.] Ow.

Oblina: Now we shall never get our scare. There he is!

Krumm: And there he goes.

[???]

Glacier Monster: Hello. So nice to see you.

Ickis: It speaks.

Krumm: It's huge.

Oblina: It's a monster.

Glacier Monster: That's right. Now if you excuse me I have a scare do to.

Oblina: Stop right there.

Ickis: Don't make it mad.

Oblina: You see this scare is mine.

Ickis: She's not well don't listen to her.

Oblina: No! You shall listen to me!

Ickis: She's not well. Don listen to her!

Oblina: We are lost, we are freezing.

Krumm: We are hungry.

Oblina:

Glacier Monster:

Oblina: Yes. Mmhimm..

Lars: Thank you thank you.

[???]

Glacier Monster:

Ickis: Thanks for the ride.

Krumm: Yeah thanks.

Oblina: Thank you. Congratulations on your scare.

Ickis:

Krumm:

Lars:

Oblina: Forget it. It would be too easy.

[???]

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