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[episode starts]

Gromble:

[Gromble sneezes]

Ickis:

Oblina: Ickis, could you not see that the Gromble is not himself?

Gromble: Master Ickis. Can you please distribute the exams? [Sneezes again. And then falls down unconscious.] Class dismissed.

[???]

Simpah: Students. Students. SILENCE!

[???]

Simpah: There, that's better. For those of you misbehaving monsters who don't know, my name is Simpah. I'm the cook here at the academy.

[???]

Oblina:

Krumm: This sugar is making my eyes water.

Ickis: I wonder what Simpah's gonna do with all this stuff?

[???]

Simpah: Is there something wrong with your cupcakes? Please, dig in. If there's a problem, GO COMPLAIN TO THE CLOCK! HA! HA!

[???]

Oblina: Oh poo.

Simpah:

Ickis: We've got to get the Gromble cured! Fast.

[Meanwhile, at the Gromble's Dorm.]

Gromble:

Krumm: Weeks?

Gromble:

Oblina: Impossible. Impossible.

Gromble: Never say die.

Oblina: Alright.

Ickis: What's an ogre?

Oblina: A mean nasty creature.

Ickis:

Krumm: You want the dragon?

Ickis: Never say die right?

[???]

Ickis: Die, die, die.

Krumm: No dragons either.

Oblina:

Man:

Man:

[???]

Man:

Man 2:

Ickis: Who are you calling a rat?

Announcer:

[???]

Man:

Ickis: His tail.

Man:

[???]

Man:

Oblina:

Gromble: [coughs] It doesn't matter if Ickis returns with a tail, you taught me a valuable lesson [coughs]

Ickis: Success!

Oblina: Ickis, you've found the ogre's tail?

Ickis:

Oblina: Ickis. That is a feather duster bunny boy!

Ickis: That is right stick woman! A feather dust- (he finally realizes), feather duster?

Krumm: Tough break, buddy.

Ickis:

Gromble:

Simpah: There you are!

Gromble:

Ickis: Excuse me. Pardon me. (Ickis then rips Simpah's tail off her back.) SOUPS ON!

Simpah: Look what you did to my tail!

[???]

Gromble: Enough! I know what he did. And I'll see what he get what he deserves. And he deserves... my thanks.

Ickis: Good to have you back, Grombie.

Oblina: Lovely.

Gromble: Not so fast! You just had the whole day off. And now, I am now back to my giddy self, I can't wait to get back into my classroom and teach, teach, teach. And I trust you all to be there.

Ickis:

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