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Krumm: Well, that was easy.


Oblina: Ickis, your fascination with humans is embarrassing.

Ickis: I love this guy.

Krumm: They're humans.

Oblina: Ickis, we should be going.


Ickis: It's not the human, it's the hat.

Oblina: It's a bowa, that's what it is.


Oblina: Ickis we are leaving..


Krumm: Oblina, maybe we should go back.

Oblina: Nonsense, Krumm.

Ickis: Hi guys.

Oblina: Ickis, I cannot believe you stole that human's hat.

Ickis: I did not steal it.

[Ickis puts the hat on Krumm.]

Krumm: Do I look human?

Oblina: You look ridiculous.

Krumm: Same thing.




Krumm: Wow, I love to see that.

Ickis: Everybody's gonna love me.

Oblina: Ickis, really.

Monster: You got me out of bed for this?

Ickis: No.

Hairyette: This is dumb.

Ickis: No It's magic.

Hairyette: Thank you, Ickis for a fundamental waste of time.

Monster: I'm going back to bed.

Krumm: Forget about it, buddy.

Ickis: Good night, guys.


Ickis: Look at me! Look at me! I can fly! Who am I talking to? Who cares? I think that must be a mistake. I wanna go home!


Ickis: Hello? Is some one there?


Ickis: For me? Well alright. What is it? Come back!


Ickis: Okay.

Tiffany: Hi. [Ickis yelps] what is it?

Ickis: What happened to you?

Tiffany: I lost my legs.

Ickis: Oh yeah they went that way.

Tiffany: Thanks.

Ickis: Be careful.

Tiffany: That's Mittens the bunnies have been waiting for you to get rid of him?

Ickis: Me?! But but why me?

Tiffany: Aren't you the bunny king?

Ickis: UGH! that bully!!!

Tiffany: You got to do something.

Ickis: Of course I got to do something I'm the bunny king!


Ickis: Good catch.

Tiffany: You can't. you're the bunny king.



Ickis: I wanna go home!

Krumm: Oblina wake up. Ickis is in trouble.

Ickis: You don't understand! I'm just a little monster!

Tiffany: But they all love you.


Ickis: No, It's too much!

Tiffany: Here is your king over here.

Man: I found this in a taxi.


Man: Just start the show I'll find it.

Ickis: You don't understand. I don't want to be king. I wanna be Ickis.

Tiffany: But they all love you.


Ickis: I wanna go home.


Oblina: Finally, Ickis you are awake.

Ickis: Awake? Was I... Where's the hat?

Oblina: I took that thing back.

Ickis: Oh.. OH! I had this dream! I fell down this hat full of bunnies and I- I- I......

Krumm: They made you king?

Ickis: Yes. they made me king.

Krumm: I ate a book on dreams once. Come on, Late for class.

Ickis: Oh oh...*laughs* Thank goodness! *laughs again* It just seemed so...real!