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[episode starts]

Gromble: Today class, I have a special treat for you. Yes. We're going to study history! [Monsters groan] WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MONSTERS TODAY?! Do you think history starts at the moment you were born.

Ickis: I thought history started when he was born.

Gromble:

[The Library Monster is seen walking into the viewfinder and sits on it to start the video.]

Gromble: Roll it, please.

[Video starts at the cave man ages.]

Gromble: Our earliest ancestor are the primitive beings. These cave monsters did not have the lugers we have today. Sometimes they ere force to scare the same human over and over again.

[???}

Gromble: Fortunately for us, human brains are not highly developed. In fact humans could not progress very far without monsters.

Ickis: This is every interesting. [yawns] But what is it got to do with us?

Gromble: Well let's see. How about, EVERYTHING!? Many of your ancestors were responsible for changing the way we live today.

[Clip starts in Greece]

Gromble: This was the area of the human Roman empire.

Oblina: Ohh, my great auntie Florina.

Krumm: Hey Gromble did my ancestors do anything famous?

Gromble: Later Krumm later. The fall of Roman ushed in the greatest area of monsterdom.

[Clip was change into the medieval ages.]

Pheasant:

Gromble: The streets were dirty and filled with garbage. Rats were pentifull. Those were the days. Those were also the days with great monsters. The monsters of the round cesspool.

Monster:

Gromble: They struck fear into the hearts of humans everywhere. But the time had come for monsters to conquer a new world. I knew it's hard to believe.

Man: Christopher what do we do home? We no see land for weeks and weeks

Christopher: Don't say pizza I am so hungry. You're right. let's go home.

Man: Alright turn it around boys we going back to Spain. Hey Christopher there something coming this way.

Christopher: Quick go back! Go back!

Gromble: And that's how we discovered America. A new land filled with superstitious people ready for scaring.

Man: And so it was then that you say the witch.

Woman: No. No it was a monster. It had six arms a tail and three eyes.

Man: You mean you saw the demon that the witch turn herself into.

Woman: No! It was a monster.

Man: You mean witch!

Woman: Okay okay It was a witch.

[Nearby a monster who was watching laughs.]

Ickis: Excuse me your grombleness, but what about my father?

Gromble:

Krumm: Hey that's my dad when he had both eyes.

Slickis: Hey, Horvak.

Horvak: Great. I can use those sleep.

Gromble: Uh class, class. Could you please come to order please?

[???]

Ickis: That's the Gromble?

Gromble: Class, Class? Yoo hoo! QUIET!

Ickis: [Worried] Now that's the Gromble.

Gromble: Ickis, your father was involved in some of the famous scares in America's history.

Man: Alright, now then what do we do with all this british tea?

[There, Slickis scared the man. The man throw the box into the ocean.]

Man: Great idea.

[???]

Man: The monsters are coming! The monsters are coming!

Woman: The monsters are coming? Oh yes the British are monsters of course.

Man: Oh no!

Woman: The British are coming! The British are coming!

[???]

Man: Maybe no one will notice.

Ickis: My dad broke the Liberty bell.

Krumm: My dad never break anything important.

Gromble: Yes he did.

Man: Captain Parker, I order you and your man to dispose at once.

Parker: Right. You and what army pal?

Man: The British army.

Parker: Oh.

Horvak: NO!

[Bang! The students duck just as the man shot the eyeball. They peeked though after that.]

Krumm: That's gotta hurt.

Gromble: Yes.

Alexander Bell: Hello Watson. Hello testing testing Watson, Watson, come here. I need you!

Watson: Hold on a second, I got another call.

{??}

Franklin: The only thing we have to fear is.. really scary stuff not's it. things that are frightening, wife Elanor. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

[???]

Gromble: Well, I hope this little lesson has open your eyes to the importance of understand your heritage as monsters.

[Everyone cheers]

Oblina: What an inspiring presentation that was.

Krumm:

Oblina:

Ickis: Yeah I guess he was.

Krumm: I wonder if we ever do anything this great as the old monsters of the past?

[???]

Man:

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