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Both: Hey that's mine!




Sal: Look at this. She's a stick.

[Sal begins to pull the vines. From outside her body, Oblina groaned in pain.]

Krumm: Oblina, are you alright?


Sal: They call that music?

[Sal hangs a poster of Elvis.]

Sal: It ain't art but it's a start

Ickis: Sir we have a little problem we like to discuss with you.

Gromble: This better be a huge problem, Ickis!

[KERBAM! Ickis and Krumm got crashed though just as an obese Oblina appeared.}

Gromble: Sluggy buggy!

Oblina: I have not see why everyone is so upset. Oh I'm just perfectly fine.


Monster Doctor: Let's see what we have here

Monster Doctor: This is bad very very bad I ran up against this character before he's a parasite monster he lives inside monsters stomach making them hungry his name is Sal. There's nothing we can do, either he'll get bored and leave or she'll eat until she bursts

All: Bursts?

Mosnter Doctor: Like a Boil.

Oblina: This is absolutely ridiculous.

Oblina: There is an easy way to fix this, I will simply pull my guts out of my mouth and [pulls guts] Volah!

[Oblina tries to pull her guts out but it's too fat.]

Oblina: No! No! no! My guts are too big. I cannot pull them out. If I cannot pull out my guts, I cannot scare. JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC! Have you got anything to eat?

Ickis: There must be some way to get rid of Sal why if Krumm and I we're small enough we we'd go right in there and we would make him come out

[Ickis laughs]

Ickis: We would send him packing!

Ickis: Too bad there's no way to make us small like that

[Ickis cowardly laughs]

Ickis: Oh no

Krumm: Thanks a lot, buddy.

Dr. Buzz Kut:


Dr. Buzz Kut:




Ickis: That must be the terri gland

Krumm: Which way, Ickis?

Ickis: Go left!

Krumm: Left?

Ickis: Right!

Krumm: Okay!


Krumm: Where do you think we are?

Ickis: I think's her scaritori glands, Don't touch anything! One false move and...


Ickis: I hate my life.

Oblina: What's happening? I feel funny.

Dr. Buzz Kut: They're out of control. They're in her lungs. They're doomed. Doomed, I tell you. There's nothing we can do.

Gromble: No they're not. Quick, Oblina. Hold your breath! No! They can climb out. I just hope they don't slip.

Krumm: Don't let me go! Don't let me go!

Ickis: Will you stop wiggling? I can't hold you!


Dr. Buzz Kut: Incoming. Take cover!


Gromble: STOP! Ickis, Krumm, you get back down here and find that parasite!


Krumm: Hey, this stuff tingles.

Ickis: It's digestive acid. We made it we're in her stomach.

Krumm: Acid? We better get out of here before we get digested too!

[The two monsters run out of the acid and shaking them off.]

Sal: Hey hey hey what you raising about huh? What you raising up on i wan't you off that rug that is genuine bananas here!

Sal: Hey what are you doing here anyway huh?! This is my gig scram!

Krumm: This isn't a gig. This is our friend Oblina.

Ickis: Yeah, and It's time for you to move out buster!

Ickis: No were to run no were to hide

Sal: That's what you think wise guys eat monster eat!

Oblina: I need garbage!

Gromble: Oblina no!

[Oblina eats the monster scope]

Ickis: Alright that is it!

Ickis: I have had enough! I have been shrunk. I have been eaten. I have been SHOOP DA LOOP through places no monster should ever see.

Ickis: I REFUSE to be digested! Sal the parasite, you have met you're match.

Krumm: Ickis, wait!

Monster Doctor: She's gonna explode.

Krumm: Ickis, I don't think is helping.

Ickis: You got a better idea?

Sal: You'll never get me out. Wait, stop! Don't pull the the blue one.

Ickis: The blue one? [giggles] You don't want me to pull the blue one?

Sal: Wait wait wait wait wait...We can talk about this.


[Ickis pulls the blue string and everything comes out of her stomach. Splash! Ickis and Krumm flew right into the machine and changed back to normal size.]

Ickis: Oblina?


Gromble: Sluggy Buggy!

Oblina: Oh Icky. Oh Krummy oh. How can I ever thank you?

Krumm: It was nothing.

Ickis: Nothing? Do have any idea- what we- Oblina it was...We almost got...

Krumm: Ickis.

Ickis: [sigh] You're welcome.

Sal: Look what you did ya homewreckers!

[Oblina grabs Sal.]

Oblina: Not so fast. Buster.

Sal: So you got me who cares? You can't do anything to me because I'm not one of your students.

Gromble: No, but you've been toying with my students. And that deserves a special kind of punishment, don't you?

[Grumble chortled menacingly as he stared towards the ballarina glass. Sal gulped.]

[Next scene you see Sal spins round inside the ballerina glass with the music playing]