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Oblina: Ickis, aren't you finished yet? The Gromble will snorch us if we're late.

Ickis: All yours.

Oblina: Thank you.

Krumm: Are you gonna be long?

Oblina: I had to do my lips.[removes and streches her lips] There.

Krumm: Look at this.

Oblina: Krumm we are very late.

Krumm: No look I have a pimple.


Krumm: Thanks.

Ickis: You always new I have it in you.

Krumm: Now I have it on me.


Krumm: I grew myself.

Horrifica: Hello Krumm.

Ickis: Horrffica.

[Girls giggle]

Horiffica: You can pick up your eyes now. Bye Krumm.



Oblnia: That is no ordinary pimple.

Krumm: It's a bigie alright.


Krumm: Wow, how do I make it bigger?

Ickis: Even I know that. Pick it.

Krumm: I'm on it. Where did I put that thing. Oh thank you.

Locker Monster:


Monster: Hey heck of a nice pimple.

Krumm: It's all mine too.


Zit Monster: Thank you. I really appreciate it. Hey Krumm.

Krumm: Who's that?

Zit Monster: Up here.

Krumm: My pimple?

Zit Monster: Live and in the flesh.

Krumm: I don't understand what's happening.

Zit Monster:

Krumm: You can talk?

Zit Monster: Talk sing..

Krumm: But you're a pimple on me.

Zit Monster: Let me tell you. You've been a great host.

Krumm: Thanks.

Oblina: No no no. That's poside it's slime.

Ickis: I always confuse these too.

Krumm: Ickis, Oblina. You won't believe this. My pimple talks.

Zit Monster: Every body happy?


Zit Monster: Oblina.

Oblina: Krumm he's charming.

Zit Monster:

Ickis: Ickis. Hey he's great.

Krumm: Well. he is my pimple.

Zit Monster:

Krumm: I didn't mean that.

Zit Monster: It's okay. By the way, call me Steve.

Ickis: Steve? What an odd name.

Steve: I know but what the heck. I like it.


Steve: Thanks.




Krumm: You know that.

Steve: Sure. That kids stuff.


Krumm: Um...

Steve: My Good friend Krumm is probably thinking of...

Gromble: Bravo! This blemish is brillient.

Krumm: I knew it too.

Gromble: Yes. I'm sure you did.


Gromble: Delightful!

Krumm: You don't have to make me look bad.

Steve: Sorry Krumm. I just...Got be me~!

Horrifica: Hi.

Krumm: Horiffica.

Horiffica: A bunch of us are going to hang out after school. Why don't you come and bring you're friends too?

Krumm: That'll be great.

Horiffica: Not you. Him.

Steve: Call me Steve. We be delighted. Right guys?

Oblina and Ickis: Oh yes. Great.

Horiffica: I guess you have to come too. See you there Steve.

Steve: Farewell, Horrifica.

[Later at the back of Sam's Diner....]


[Everyone cheers]

Steve: You like me! You really like me!

Oblina: Bravo!

Ickis: Great great!

Krumm: Yeah great.

Steve: I owe it all to Krumm. And his magical musical pithairs.

Krumm:Gee thanks.


Horiffca: That's right. Don't be so modest.

Krumm: Alright he's so modest.

Borl: Hey guys. These some rotting goat cheese in here.

Ickis: Last one in is a human.

[They jump if the trash,]

Horrifica: Are you coming Steve?


Horrifica: Okay. See you a bit bye.

Steve: Thanks A LOT KRUMBONE!

Krumm: You're the one ruining the party. I grew you why are you getting all the attention?

Steve :We need to discuss your attitude, young man. You didn't grow on me I grew me.

Krumm: But you're on me.


Krumm: No you're not.

Steve: Yes I am!

Krumm: No you're not!

Steve: [While pounding on Krumm] Yes! I! am! 

Krumm: Hey. [Proceeds to attack Steve with his Eyeballs.]

Steve: Krumm, I'm so hurt.

Oblina: Krumm!

Krumm: He started it.

Steve: Please Oblina. Krumm can't help it.


Oblina: I think you should apologize.

Krumm: Why?


Oblina: And forget Horrifica.

Steve: Ickis Oblina Krumm's taking me.

Ickis: Krumm don't go.

Krumm: Why not? You don't want me here.

Oblina: Of course we do.

Krumm: I don't think so.

Ickis: Please. Krumm we can work out.

Oblina: Oh Krumm how could you?

Steve: Yeah how could you?

Krumm: Why are you taking his side?

Ickis: Steve is trying to be you're friend since he appeared.

Krumm: It's me or him. Take your pick.


Krumm: I guess that's your answer. I'm going home.


Cafe Monster: Oh dearie does it hurt bad?


Cafe Monster:

Steve: You're too kind.


Steve: [to Oblina and Ickis]

Ickis: Oblina..

Oblina: I  know.

Steve: Face it Krumm, you're a loser!

Krumm: No I'm not.

Steve: Yes you are!

Krumm: Hey!

Oblina: Ickis look.

Steve: I love it. I guess your stupid friends won't play with you anymore.

Oblina: [angered] Stupid friends you say?


Obina: We saw how mean you are to Krumm.


Ickis: [squeaky] Oh Krumm. We are so sorry for how we acted.

Krumm: It's okay.

Steve: [groans in disgust.]

Oblina: No one will be you're friend now.

Steve: Who cares! I got bigger fishheads to fry. [Get out of Krumm's body] I'm free! No more smelly Krumm to put of with.

Krumm: I want you to leave!


Oblina: Sorry, Krumm. We should have known.


[all laughing]

Steve: A whole to dump full of suckers.

Tiny Zit Monster: Oh yeah? That's what you think, Boo! [laughs] Scared you, didn't I?

Steve: Shut up.

Tiny Zit Monster:


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