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[The episode begins with a shot of the dump and then the scene changes to a close up shot of a file moving back and forth of Ickis filing his teeth]
Oblina: Ickis, aren't you finished yet? The Gromble will snorch us if we're late.
Ickis: All yours.
Oblina: Thank you. [dusts herself]
Krumm: Are you gonna be long?
Oblina: I just I have to do my lips.[removes and stretches her lips] There.
Krumm: [Notices a pimple on his head while looking in the mirror] Look at this.
Oblina: Krumm we are very late, show us your pit hair animal some other time.
Krumm: No look. I have a pimple.
Oblina: Oh, it's ugly, disgusting and frighteningly vile.
Krumm: Thanks.
Ickis: We always knew you had it in you.
Krumm: Now I have it on me.
[The scene changes to the cafeteria where the three monsters are served their lunch, while all the other monsters admires Krumm's pimple.]
Krumm: I grew it myself.
Horrifica: Hello, Krumm.
[Krumm drops his eyeballs in his lunch]
Ickis: Horrifica.
[Girls giggle]
Horrifica: You can pick up your eyes now. Bye Krumm.
Oblina: I don't know what you see in that monster, Krumm, her charm is all surface.
Krumm: But what a surface, she's scaly.
Oblnia: That is no ordinary pimple.
Krumm: It's a biggie alright.
Oblina: If you made it bigger, you could most likely to make others nauseous.
Krumm: Wow, how do I make it bigger?
Ickis: Well even I know that. Pick it.
Krumm: I'm on it. [Searches through his locker] Where did I put that thing. Oh, thank you.
Krumm's Locker: I've seen some pimples in my day, but that one curdles the goo.
Krumm: Well I really know how to grow a good pimple.
Monster Janitor: Hey, heck of a nice pimple.
Krumm: It's all mine, too.
Monster Janitor: That is probably the most impressive skin growth I've seen in these parts in quite some time.
Pimple: Thank you. I really appreciate it. Hey Krumm.
Krumm: Who's that?
Pimple: Up here.
[Krumm looks up and saw that his pimple is alive.]
Krumm: My pimple?
Pimple: Alive and in the flesh.
Krumm: I don't understand what's happening.
Pimple: Hey, what's to understand I formed for what I am.
Krumm: You can talk?
Pimple: Talk, sing, I can even make a mean snout cake if you give me the right ingredients.
Krumm: But, but you're a pimple on me.
Pimple: And let me tell you. You've been a great host.
Krumm: Thanks.
[Meanwhile]
Oblina: No no no. That's pus. I said slime.
Ickis: I always confuse those two.
Krumm: Ickis, Oblina. You won't believe this. My pimple talks.
Pimple: Is everybody happy? I sure am, you must be-
Oblina: Oblina.
Pimple: Oblina, let me say that you have the most revolting set of eyes I have ever seen.
Oblina: Krumm, he's charming.
Pimple: And this guy this giant of the business we call monstering must be Ickis?
Ickis: Hey, he's great.
Krumm: Well. he is my pimple.
Pimple: I prefer thinking of myself as independent.
Krumm: I didn't mean that.
Pimple: It's okay, it's okay. By the way, call me Steve.
Ickis: Steve? What an odd name.
Steve: I know but what the heck. I like it.
Oblina: Well, I think it's unique and distinctive.
Steve: Thanks a load, Obliny. You know you guys remind of the famous monsters Cilla and Caribtous.
[The scene changes to the auditorium]
Monster: Gruesome's first law of general fried ability states that the scare route of the ratio is inversely proportional to gross functionality.
Steve: Well, if he's gonna ask an easy one.
Krumm: You know that.
Steve: Sure. That kids stuff.
Krumm: Wow.
Gromble: Ah, Master Krumm wishes to volunteer.
Krumm: Oh no.
Gromble: Krumm, can you name the three chemical elements that make up hygrid phlegm.
Krumm: Um... That, That would... Um...
Steve: My Good friend Krumm is probably thinking of... revoltium, yuckaminium and snotockum.
Gromble: Bravo! This blemish is brilliant.
Krumm: I knew it, too.
Gromble: Yes, yes, I'm sure you did, where did you come by such learning?
Steve: Sir even though I've spent my life buried beneath the surface of Krumm's skin, I couldn't help but absorb be genius.
Gromble: Delightful! As for you KRUMM! If you paid as much attention as your blemish, maybe you would learn something.
[A blech sound is heard, indicating the end of class]
Krumm: You didn't have to make me look bad.
Steve: Sorry Krumm. I just...Got be meeeeeee!
Horrifica: Hi.
Krumm: Horrifica.
Horrifica: A bunch of us are going to hang out after school. Why don't you come and bring your friends, too?
Krumm: That'd be great.
Horrifica: Not you. Him.
Steve: Call me Steve. We'd be delighted. Right fellas?
Oblina: Oh yes.
Ickis: Great.
Horrifica: I guess you have to come too. See you there Steve.
Steve: Farewell, Horrifica. [Kisses Horrifica's hand] I'll let you go with me buddy, but you better not cramp my style.
[Later at the back of Sam's Diner, Steve is singing a song to the tune of Camptown Races]
Steve: Slime down monsters sing this song doo-dah doo-dah, I want a soup pie by five miles long oh the doo-dah day, Flush me down below the ground up or down through the ?. [Man throws stuff from a garbage can behind him]
[Krumm and Steve get covered in the garbage that the man threw from the garbage can. Everyone cheers.]
Steve: You like me! You really like me!
Oblina: Bravo!
Ickis: Great great! Krumm, wasn't that great?
Krumm: Yeah, great.
Steve: I owe it all to Krumm, and his magical musical pit hairs.
Krumm: Gee, thanks.
Steve: Of course he just sat there while I did all the work.
Horrifica: That's right. Don't be so modest.
Steve: Thank you.
Krumm: Alright, he's so modest.
Borl: Hey guys. There's some rotting goat cheese in here.
Ickis: Last one in is a human.
[All the monsters jump in the trash]
Horrifica: Are you coming, Steve?
Steve: My dear, I would be honoured to frolic in the stinking flying colored garbage with you, but first, I like to have a word with my great friend, Krumm.
Horrifica: Okay. See you a bit bye.
Steve: [Slaps Krumm] Thanks A LOT, KRUMBONE! You really know how to ruin a party! [Pounds Krumm]
Krumm: You're the one ruining the party. I grew you, why are you getting all the attention?
Steve: We need to discuss your attitude, young man. You didn't grow me, I grew me.
Krumm: But you're on me.
Steve: Let's get one thing straight. I, and I alone are responsible for the magnificence that is me.
Krumm: No, you're not.
Steve: Yes, I am!
Krumm: No, you're not!
Steve: [While pounding on Krumm] Yes! I! am!
Krumm: Hey. [Proceeds to attack Steve with his Eyeballs.]
[Ickis and Oblina came out of the garbage.]
Steve: Krumm, I'm so hurt, You know all I ever wanted was for you to like me. [Sobs]
Oblina: Krumm!
Krumm: He started it.
Steve: Please, Oblina. Krumm can't help it. It's just his nature to be vicious to those who love me.
Ickis: Krumm, I have never seen you be so mean.
Oblina: I think you should apologize.
Krumm: Why? He's the one who made me look bad in class and now Horrifica.
Ickis: If you stayed a little, you would have known the answer too.
Oblina: And forget Horrifica. You are better off without her.
Steve: I'm with Obliny, so what if she's scaly, It's what's under the skin that counts. Ickis, Oblina. Krumm's taking me.
Ickis: Krumm, don't go.
Krumm: Why not? You don't want me here.
Oblina: Of course we do. But you shouldn't be mean to Steve, he's our friend.
Krumm: I don't think so.
Steve: Please. Krumm we can work it out. [Sobs]
Oblina: Oh, Krumm how could you?
Steve: Yeah, how could you?
Krumm: Why are you taking his side?
Ickis: Steve has tried to be your friend since he appeared.
Krumm: It's me or him. Take your pick.
Steve: It's picking that got me here to begin with- [Krumm shoves a tree branch into Steve's mouth]
Krumm: I guess that's your answer. I'm going home.
[Scene changes to the cafeteria]
Cafe Monster Lady 1: Oh, dearie, does it hurt bad?
Steve: [Wearing a plaster] Oh, I can take the intense, psychical pain, it's, the mental anguish that really hurts.
Cafe Monster Lady 2: Here have a little extra treat. [Puts a worm into Steve's mouth]
Steve: You're too kind. [Spits out the worm] Cafeteria worms uhh, that sympathy gets them every time while she's- Oh the pain... the pain...
[Steve pretends to faint, all the other monsters sigh]
Steve: [to Oblina and Ickis] Listen youy guys I really truly hope that this little tiff between you and Krumm won't infect our special relationship. See you later that's love. [Blows a kiss at them]
Ickis: Oblina..
Oblina: I know.
[Scene changes to outside of the dump with Krumm sitting on a tire]
Steve: Face it Krumhead, you're a loser!
Krumm: No, I'm not.
Steve: Yes, you are! [Rubs dumbbell on Krumm's head]
Krumm: Hey!
Oblina: Ickis, look.
Steve: [Laughs] I love it. I guess your stupid friends won't play with you anymore. [Hits dumbbell on Krumm's nose] [Laughs]
Oblina: [angered] Stupid friends you say?
Steve: Eggmyster, Oblinypoo, I didn't say stupid, I said stupendous, and let me say you two are the most wonderful, fantastic-
Obina: We saw how mean you were to Krumm.
Steve: LOSERS! YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!
Ickis: Oh, Krumm. [Squeaky] We are so sorry for how we acted.
Krumm: That's okay.
Steve: [groans in disgust]
Oblina: No one will be you're friend now.
Steve: Who cares! I got bigger fishheads to fry. [Gets out of Krumm's body] I'm free! I'm freeeeee! No more smelly Krumm to put up with.
Krumm: I want you to leave!
Steve: My pleasure, Mr. Krumm! I've had it with you and your stupid friends and stupid, stupid, idiots, morons, nogginheads. [Runs away]
Oblina: Sorry, Krumm. We, we should have known.
Krumm: I'm the one who should be sorry, I guess my pimple went to my head.
[all laughing]
Steve: A whole new dump full of suckers, I'll be running this place in no time at all.
Steve's Pimple: Oh yeah? That's what you think, Boo! [laughs] Scared you, didn't I?
Steve: Shut up!
Steve's Pimple: Oh make me, you loser. [Slaps Steve's Eye]
Steve: You're a jerk!
Steve's Pimple: Oh, I know you are, but what am I?
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Steve's Pimple: I know you are, but what am I?
Steve: Baby, baby all you like, get off my head.
Steve's Pimple: Hey, quit squeezing me.
[Steve runs away into the distance with the sun setting as the episode fades out]