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Krumm: Hey where am I? Yeah haha alright!
Ickis: Krumm! Krumm! Wake up.
Krumm: Ickis? You're not a can. Too bad.
Ickis: Yeah right. Now get your eyes. We're supposed to meet Oblina. Where's the other one?
Krumm: I put it here before I went to sleep. At least I thought I did. Wait, I'm seeing something. But it's all dark. Banana peels, coffee grounds, metal shavings, and all mixed into a delightful stew. Oh, no!
[???]
Ickis: Excuse me, coming though! It's an emergency!
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Krumm: Borl!
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Krumm: How are you little buddy?
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Krumm: That's the seventh time this week I lost my eye.
Oblina: Oh, Krumm dear. These things happen.
Krumm: Not to you. You have place for your eyes. Me, I have to carry them from day out.
Ickis: Oh, Krumm. None of us are perfect. Look at these babies. [holds his ears] If I am not careful, I'll pick up radio.
Krumm: I don't care! I'm tried of being different. I'm the only monster who has to carry the eyes and I'm sick of it! I want... a head!
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Oblina: Try this.
Ickis: Bingo!
Krumm: Sorry.
Ickis: Alrighy. Oh Krumm, just get over it.
Krumm: That's easy for you to say. You have a head.
Oblina: You know the monster doctor did an excellent job on my uncle's tentacle reattachment. Perhaps he can fix you up.
Monster Doctor: Monsters today. I don't know why you can't be satisfied with the way you were born. I mean, look at him. He's learned to live with those ears.
Nurse Monster: Patient is ready.
Monster Doctor: Can opener.
Nurse Doctor: Can opener.
Monster Doctor: Screwdriver.
Nurse Doctor: Screwdriver.
Monster Doctor: Gloves.
Nurse Doctor: Gloves.
Monster Doctor: Head.
Ickis: Is he? Who is he?
Oblina: Yes, how is he? Is he? Ohh, can we see it?
Monster Doctor: Congratulations. It's a head.
Gromble: Dreadful morning, class. Today, we will explore some of the unique human fears. Long visits from relatives, unwanted gifts, being called into the boss' office.
Krumm: You don't have to say it. Ouch! Sorry. Can't see behind me.
Gromble: Well Krumm, What a hideous new look for you.
Krumm: Thank you. It's a head.
Gromble: No, thank you for clearing that up for me! Now, do you and your head mind if continue with class?
Krumm: No, no, no, no, go right ahead. [laughs]
Gromble: To continue, these unique human fears can be utilized in a number of ways. [Krumm raises his hand again.] Yes, Krumm?
Krumm: Just testing out the old armaroonies.
Gromble: Well, why don't you test them when you actually have an answer. These unique human fears can be exploited in a number of wa-- Yes, Krumm?
Krumm: The answer is four.
Gromble: Good answer, Krumm. But I wasn't answering the question! Now, these human fears can be utilized by a wise monster- [Krumm raises his hand once again.] YES, KRUMM!?
Krumm: The answer is Zorbloc the All-Knowing.
Gromble: [Furious] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ickis: I think Krumm's head is going to his head.
Oblina: No, no, no, this is just a phase he is going through. He shall be fine.
Krumm: Perfect! And it brings out my eyes.
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Ickis: Ready, Oblina?
Oblina: As always.
Ickis: Krumm? Krumm? Krumm! Get out of there!
Krumm: I'm stuck!
Man: Hey, come on, I got to go.
Ickis: Time for Plan B.
Krumm: What's plan B?
Man: That's it, I'm coming in! 1, 2, whoa!
[Outside]
Oblina: Thank you for ruining our scare Krumm.
Krumm: Boy, am I sorry.
Ickis: Good. You should be.
Krumm: Sorry I took the sewer. Look what it's done to my hair.
Ickis: You and that head, ever since you gotten it, it has been nothing but trouble!
Oblina: Yes. Now it is ruining our scares, not to mention the danger it put us in. Why do you not go back to the doctor and have the head removed?
Krumm: No way! You two are just jealous of my head!
Ickis: If I heard the word head one more time, I'M GOING TO SCREAM!
Krumm: Hey Ickis, you couldn't grabbed my shoulders before I got a head.
Ickis: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Oblina: Krummy, when you and your head are ready to scare, let us know. In the meantime, Ickis?
[They leave him behind.]
Ickis: [whispers] You take that screw I take this one.
Oblina: [whispers] Alright, let us hurry.
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Ickis: Ow. [cries] I broke a claw.
Oblina: Wait! I have an idea.
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Krumm: Wow. I just dreamed I was a rubber band. Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Ickis: Um, you were.
Oblina: Um, you were snoring, dear. Yes, that's it. Well, good night.
[???]
Ickis: It's not the same going on scares without Krumm.
Oblina: Hmm, 'tis a sad day.
Ickis: Tragic.
Oblina: Ooh, aluminum cans! Yum!
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Ickis: Oblina?
[both scream]
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Both: Krumm behind you!
Krumm: Oh no! My head! My ugly head!
Oblina: I never thought I would go this way.
Ickis: Yeah. Flat.
[???]
Krumm: This just isn't my day.
[???]
Oblina: Ickis, I think it stopped.
Krumm: You guys okay?
Both: Krumm!
Ickis: Oh, am I glad to see you.
Krumm: Sorry I couldn't be here sooner, but I kind of lost my head.
[???]
Oblina: Take it from me, Krummy, you are a better monster without it.
Ickis: Yeah, you guys were no good together anyway.
Krumm: No, you're right. Besides, a head is too much trouble. Still, sometimes I wonder what happened to the old noggin.
Man: Purdy hood ornament, Fred. What'd it cost ya?
Fred: Nuthin'. Found it at the junkyard.