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[episode starts.]

Krumm: Hey where am I? Yeah haha alright!

Ickis: Krumm! Krumm! Wake up.

Krumm:

Ickis: Yeah right. Now get your eyes. We're supposed to meet Oblina.

Krumm:

[???]

Ickis: Excuse me, coming though! It's an emergency!

[???]

Krumm: Borl!

[???]

Krumm: How are you little buddy?

[???]

Krumm: That's the seventh time this week I lost my eye.

Oblina: Oh, Krumm dear. These things happen.

Krumm: Not to you. You have place for your eyes. Me, I have to carry them from day out.

Ickis: Oh, Krumm. None of us are perfect. Look at these babies. [???] If I am not careful, I'll pick up radio.

Krumm: I don't care! I am the only monster who has to carry the eyes and I'm sick of it! I want... a head!

[???]

Oblina: Try this.

Ickis: Bingo!

Krumm: Sorry.

Ickis: Alright oh Krumm just get over it.

Krumm:

Oblina:

Monster Doctor:

Nurse Monster: Patient is ready.

Monster Doctor: Can opener.

Nurse Doctor: Can opener.

Monster Doctor Screwdriver.

Nurse Doctor: Screwdriver.

Monster Doctor:

Nurse Doctor:

Monster Doctor:

Ickis: Is he?

Oblina: Yes how is he? Is he? Ohh can we see it?

Monster Doctor: Congratulations. It's a head.

Gromble:

Krumm:

Gromble: Well Krumm, What a hideous new look for you.

Krumm: Thank you. It's a head.

Gromble: No, thank you for clearing that up for me! Now, do you and your head mind if continue with class?

Krumm: No, no, no, no, go right ahead. [laughs]

Gromble:

Krumm:

Gromble:

Krumm: The answer is four.

Gromble: Good answer, Krumm. But I wasn't answering the question!

Krumm:

Gromble: [Furious] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ickis:

Oblina:

Krumm: Perfect!

[???]

Ickis: Ready Oblina?

Oblina: As always.

Ickis: Krumm? Krumm? Krumm! Get out of there!

Krumm: I'm stuck!

Man: Hey come one I got to go.

Ickis: Time for Plan B.

Krumm: What's plan B?

Man: That's it, I'm coming in! 1, 2, whoa!

Oblina: Thank you for ruining our scare Krumm.

Krumm: Boy, am I sorry.

Ickis: Good.

Krumm: Sorry I took the sewer. Look what it's done to my hair.

Ickis: You and that head, ever since you gotten it, it has been nothing but trouble!

Oblina: Yes. And not it's ruining our scares. I would you suggest to go back to the Doctor and have it removed.

Krumm: No way! You two are just jealous of my head!

Ickis: If I heard the word head one more time, I'M GOING TO SCREAM!

Krumm: Hey Ickis, you couldn't grabbed my shoulders before I got a head.

Ickis: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Oblina: Krummy, when you and your head are ready to scare, let us know. In the meantime, Ickis?

[They leave him behind.]

Ickis: [whispers] You take that screw I take this one.

Oblina: [whispers] Alright, let us hurry.

[???]

Ickis: Ow. [cries] I broke a claw.

Oblina: Wait! I have an idea.

[???]

Krumm: Wow.

Ickis:

Oblina:

[???]

Ickis:

Oblina:

Ickis: Tragic.

Oblina:

[???]

Ickis: Oblina?

[both scream]

[???]

Both: Krumm behind you!

Krumm: Oh no! My head! My ugly head!

Oblina:

Ickis: Yeah. Flat.

[???]

Krumm: This just isn't my day.

[???]

Oblina: Ickis, I think it stopped.

Krumm: You guys okay?

Both:

Ickis:

Krumm:

[???]

Oblina:

Ickis:

Krumm: You're right. Besides, the head is too much trouble.

Man:

Man 2:

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