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[Episode starts]

Hotel Owner: You're penthouse suite.

Wealthy Man: You call this a penthouse? I can't stay here. It smells like a how do you say a locker room.

Ickis:Hide!

[???]

Wealthy Man: This place is so filthy, I wound not be surprise to see a big rat running across the floor.

[The two men saw the monsters rush out of the bathroom. They scream and run away. Ickis and Oblina pop their heads out of the window.]

Ickis: Come on, fill you're lungs with the polution humans can produce.

Oblina: Come on Krumm it is wonderful.

[???]

Oblina: Come on Krumm. You have to get that flowery stuff out of your system. Who know what it will do you.

Krumm: [cough] I don't care! I rather take a bath and get out on that ledge. [coughs]

[???]

Oblina: Krumm, what ever are you doing?

Krumm: Running in a circle.

Ickis: We can see that Krumm. Why are you running in a circle?

Krumm: To stop these....To stop these...to stop these...[crash] To stop these hiccups.

Oblina: Oh ho ho. Krummy. My mother got rid of hicoughs in a simple gentle fashion way.

Ickis: No no no. Watch and learn. Old grandpa Crickis taught me this one.

Oblina: Stop! That is not working. I know what do to.

Ickis: Amateurs you are not pulling hard enough. Here.

Krumm: Hey that was fun. [coughs]

Oblina: This is not helping Ickis. We have to work together to cure Krumm.

Krumm: How?

[???]

Ickis: Yes yes. Victory yes.

Oblina: Oh yes thank you.

Ickis: Oh finally we will be able to get some sleep.

Oblina: Good night,

Ickis: Sleep tight.

Krumm: Thanks for helping me out. I feel al ot better now.

[Suddenly it seems Krumm hicoughs are still there, Crash went the mailbox on Ickis..]

Oblina: Oh stankit.

[The next morning, things got a lot worse. Ickis and Oblina didn't sleep well.]

Oblina: Oh I cannot take this anymore.

Ickis: Neither can I. What are we gonna-[gets shaked by Oblina]

Oblina: You are not listening to me! I need my uglysleep. Look at me, my lips are sagging.

Ickis: Oblina. I am sure he will get better soon. I am going back to bed.

[???]

Ickis: On the other hand.

Library Monster: Hiccoughing you say? How long has he been doing this?

Ickis: A couple of days.

Oblina: And nights.

Library Monster: There it is. This should tell you what you want to now. It's an old one. but it's a classic.

Announcer: The hicough menance. This is Speebo, a monster just liek you.

Ickis: Poor Krumm.

Oblina: Poor Krumm? Poor us!

Ickis: We got to scare him.

Oblina: But how?

[???]

Ickis: Hey Krumm. Time for breakfast.

[???]

Oblina :Well? Well?

[???]

Krumm: Hi Oblina.

[Later on the two monsters look worser than ever.]

Krumm: [clatter] Sorry.

Ickis: No problem.

Krumm: [splat!] Sorry.

Oblina: No problem.

Krumm: So wanna go play in the sewer?

Oblina: No thanks.

Ickis: Maybe later?

Krumm :Okay. [coughs] See ya.

[Right after Krumm left, the two monsters scream insanely.]

Oblina: We have got to do something! I can not take this anymore.

Ickis: We can take him out of the woods and leave him there. He'll never find his way back.. No one will suspect us.

Oblina: He must be stopped. We will seal his mouth but anything necessary. You get the wire, I will get the cement.

Ickis: I know. We'll blow him up! [An explosion is heard.]

Oblina: Snap out of it! Alright.

[They scream again.]

Ickis: Forget being rational forget it. We got to think think think. What else is Krumm afraid of?

Oblina: Okay.

Ickis: Wait.

Oblina: What?

[??]

Krumm: Come on where are we? Why is the air so thin?

Oblina: Is it time to show him Ickis?

Ickis: It's time.

Krumm: So what? I've seen that big white ball before I don't. [screams] Hey I'm not noloxing.

[???]

Man:

Hotel Man: Those pigeons get fatter every year.

Man: I told you the sales have been down for this year, there is no cause for alarm.

[???]

Ickis: Here's your eye Krumm.

Krumm:

Oblina: Hehehe. Now I can finally get some sleep.

Ickis:

Krumm: Uh oh.

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