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[Episode starts]
Hotel Owner: Your penthouse suite, Monsieur fromage.
Wealthy Man: You call this a penthouse? I can't stay here. It smells more like, a how do you say, a locker room.
Ickis: Hide!
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Wealthy Man: This place is so filthy, I wound not be surprise to see a big rat running across the floor.
[The two men saw the monsters rush out of the bathroom. They scream and run away. Ickis and Oblina pop their heads out of the window.]
Ickis: Come on, fill you're lungs with the pollution humans can produce.
Oblina: Come on, Krumm. It is wonderful.
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Oblina: Come on, Krumm. You have to get that flowery stuff out of your system. Who know what it will do you.
Krumm: [cough] I don't care! I rather take a bath and get out on that ledge. [coughs]
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Oblina: Krumm, what ever are you doing?
Krumm: Running in a circle.
Ickis: We can see that, Krumm. Why are you running in a circle?
Krumm: To stop these....To stop these...to stop these...[crash] To stop these hiccups. My dad used to run around in a circle to get rid of them. Maybe that was to get rid of bad sardine fever.
Oblina: Oh ho ho. Krummy. My mother got rid of hicoughs in a simple gentle fashion way.
Ickis: No no no. Watch and learn. Old grandpa, Crickis taught me this one.
Oblina: Stop! That is not working. I know what do to.
Ickis: Amateurs! You are not pulling hard enough. Here.
Krumm: Hey that was fun. [coughs]
Oblina: This is not helping, Ickis. We have to work together to cure, Krumm.
Krumm: How?
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Ickis: Yes, yes. Victory, yes.
Oblina: Oh, yes, thank you.
Ickis: Oh, finally we will be able to get some sleep.
Oblina: Good night,
Ickis: Sleep tight.
Krumm: Thanks for helping me out. I feel a lot better now.
[Suddenly, it seems Krumm hicoughs are still there, Crash went the mailbox on Ickis..]
Oblina: Oh stankit.
[The next morning, things got a lot worse. Ickis and Oblina didn't sleep well.]
Oblina: Oh, I cannot take this anymore.
Ickis: Neither can I. What are we gonna-[gets shakes by Oblina]
Oblina: You are not listening to me! I need my ugly sleep. Look at me, my lips are sagging.
Ickis: Oblina. I am sure he will get better soon. I am going back to bed.
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Ickis: On the other hand.
Library Monster: Hiccoughing you say? How long has he been doing this?
Ickis: A couple of days.
Oblina: And nights.
Library Monster: Aha! There it is. This should tell you what you want to know. It's an old one. but it's a classic.
Announcer: The hicough menace. This is SpIvo, a monster just like you. Except for one thing. You see, Spivo has the hiccoughs. There are many kinds of hiccoughs. Most last only a few minutes. Others linger for days, months Even years. This monster has bouncing hiccoughs. They'll last three to four hours Accompanied by a delightful body odor. This one has gillespie-itis. Note the expanding stomach. He'll be over this in a day or so. This poor monster, however Suffers from the worst hiccough of all: The dreaded nolox. The dreaded nolox is contracted By prolonged exposure to perfumes And air fresheners used by humans And can only be driven out of the monster's system By a powerful scare. This must be done Or the monster could nolox forever.
Ickis: Poor Krumm.
Oblina: Poor Krumm? Poor us!
Ickis: We got to scare him.
Oblina: But how?
[???]
Ickis: Hey Krumm. Time for breakfast.
[???]
Oblina: Well? Well?
[???]
Krumm: Hi, Oblina.
[Later on the two monsters look worse than ever.]
Krumm: [clatter] Sorry.
Ickis: No problem.
Krumm: [splat!] Sorry.
Oblina: No problem.
Krumm: So wanna go play in the sewer?
Oblina: No thanks.
Ickis: Maybe later?
Krumm :Okay. [coughs] See ya.
[Right after Krumm left, the two monsters scream insanely.]
Oblina: We have got to do something! I can not take this anymore.
Ickis: We can take him out of the woods and leave him there. He'll never find his way back.. No one will suspect us.
Oblina: He must be stopped. We will seal his mouth but anything necessary. You get the wire, I will get the cement.
Ickis: I know. We'll blow him up! [An explosion is heard.]
Oblina: Snap out of it! All right, let's be cool, rational, levelheaded.
[They scream again.]
Ickis: Forget being rational, forget it. We got to think think think. What else is Krumm afraid of?
Oblina: Okay. Getting snorched, running out of food, flowers in the springtime.
Ickis: Uh, been there, done that, tried it. Wait.
Oblina: What?
[???]
Krumm: Come on where are we? Why is the air so thin?
Oblina: Is it time to show him, Ickis?
Ickis: It's time.
Krumm: So what? I've seen that big white ball before I don't. [screams] Hey, I'm not noloxing.
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Man: Although y'all might notice a slight decline in sales on the bar graph Once we implement my...
Hotel Man: Those pigeons get fatter every year.
Man: I told you the sales have been down for this year, there is no cause for alarm.
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Ickis: Here's your eye, Krumm.
Krumm: Thanks, buddy. The other one was getting lonely. Thanks for saving me, too. Wait. I'm cured. I don't have the dreaded nolox anymore.
Oblina: Hehehe. Now I can finally get some sleep.
Ickis: Now we can finally get some sleep.
Krumm: Uh oh.
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