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[We began in the movie production.]

Person: Cut!

J.B.: Marty what are you doing to me here? Isn't an overwhelming desire to bankrupt me? Is that what it is?

Marty: No J.B It's just...I'm not feeling so hot.

J.B.: Oh me, a perfectionist. But, I like to film the scene without you falling down. JUST ONCE! Take five.

Woman: Take five!

Oblina: What ever are we going?

Krumm: To see where we are.

Oblina: It's where we are and that's important and that's back at school.

Ickis: I said left to the last drain pipe but no let's not listen to Ickis.

Krumm: Have another quick scare before dinner.

J.B: Marty..

Oblina: Hide!

J.B: This is no time to take a nap Marty. Great. Now what am I going to do? That was great!

Krumm: It was?

J.B: I can't remember the last time when extra actually scared me. What's you're name boy?

Krumm: Krumm.

J.B: Krumm? Sounds like a snakecake. Let me tell you something Krumm.

Krumm: Job?

J.B: Sure. You be the scarest monster ever.

Krumm: Grool!

J.B: Which of my movies have you seen? Come one kid certainly you heard about the monster of the black lagoon.

Krumm: Nope.

J.B: The Big monster of the black lagoon? The big black monster of the black lagoon?

Krumm: Sorry.

J.B: Well, this movie is totally different. I'm gonna call it. The reilvary small monster of the Black Lagoon.

Krumm: Ickis and Oblina.

J.B: Never heard of them.

Krumm: I better go.

J.B: Go? Are you nuts? This is you're big chance. Come on we have art to make.

Oblina: I think he mistook Krumm for a human in costume.

Don: Get out of the way! Extras. We gotta find a costume first and you look like a cristmas ornadment.

Oblina: Merry Christmas. [She uses her jumpscare to scare Don.] It's nice when the holidays come early.

Don: I really like rice.

J.B: Okay. You're a fiendish monster. She's married to the man who banished you to the Black lagoon forcing you to become the reolvaty small monster of the Big Black Lagoon. And Action!

Woman: Action!

[Krumm doesn't do anything.]

J.B and woman: Action!

[Krumm doesn't to anything yet again.]

J.B: Whenever you're ready.

Woman: Whenever you're ready!

Krumm: Ready for what?

J.B: To scare her!

Woman: Scare her!

Krumm: Oh why didn't you say so.


J.B: That was beautifull! And in one take. Pinch me I'm dreaming. Is this maniac a professional or what? Who feels the love. Is it only me.

Krumm: I better get out of here.

J.B: You're headed the wrong way. Come on. I'll show you to your trailer.

Oblina: These humans are absolutely everywhere.

Ickis: Yeah. Let's find Krumm and get out of here.

J.B: You're gonna like it here Krummy.

Krumm: I don't shower.

J.B:A method actor huh?

Woman: Ah! Sorry!


Krumm: Good scare.

Actress: It's all part of the game.

Krumm: I love games.

Actress: You're gonna love this one.

Krumm: Do lunch?

Actress: You got a lot to learn. Repeat after me. You look fabulous.

Ickis: We're safe.

Man: And action!

Oblina: Now why does it sound familiar?


Man: Beautiful!

Another man: Anybody mind if I take this tire? Krumm requested for his trailer.

Oblina: Where have you been?

Krumm: Here.

Ickis: Great garbage.

Krumm: Thanks. I picked it up myself.

Oblina: That's all well and good. But I think the three of us should get going.

Krumm: Where?

Oblina: Back to school.

Krumm: Maybe I'll go back there. Someday.

Ickis: When?

Krumm: Let me check my book.

Oblina: What is that for?

Krumm: The game.

Ickis: What are you in?

Krumm: Yeah?

Woman:Sir here's your sludge.


Oblina: What about scaring humans?



Krumm: It depends.

Oblina: You simpleton.

Krumm: Nobody will catch me. I'm Krumm.


Krumm: Gromble shomble. I'm living for them now. Call me. Well do garbage.

Oblina: Well If that's how he feels...

Ickis: Yeah. Who needs him?


Gromble: Not bad.

Leaky: I don't know if I can.

Gromble: Yes?

Shum: Is this gonna be on the test?

Gromble: Why, yes. Yes, it is. (yanks on Shum's head, extending it) SO, YOU'D BETTER HAVE IT ALL IN YOUR HEAD! (He stuffs some notes in Shum's head and lets his head go, as Shum cringes.) Any other questions? (The other monsters put their hands down, until he notices Krumm's absence from his seat.) And just where is Krumm? This is the second day he's been absent. (ominously) Is there something I should know?

Ickis: (nervously) I think he ate some bad clam shells. I'm sure he'll be here for class tomorrow.

Gromble: For his sake, he'd better be.

Ickis: Oblina?

Oblina: Yes?

Ickis: I can't sleep. It's not the samel withour stench.

Oblina: I know.

Ickis: Maybe we should go back again.

Oblina: He wants to stay. What can we do?

Gromble: Hello! Anybody home?

Ickis: It's the Gromble! What should we do?

Oblina: Don't worry I'll handle him.

Gromble: I knew it! Go above ground without permission. Where is he?

Ickis: Where's who?

Gromble: Did you enjoy that?

Ickis: It's just that...

Gromble: Where is he?!

Ickis: Alright alright, I'll talk! Just don't pop me!


Woman: Krumm sir? J.B Wants to see you.

Krumm: Aren't you scared?


Krumm: Of me scared of me.

Woman: Do you want me to be?

Krumm: Well yeah.

Woman: Oh then yeah I'm terrified. You really scare me.

J.B: Krumm it's JB. What are you doing?

Krumm: Being scary.

J.B: Oh yeah the whole looming roaring thing. That's good.

Krumm: Packing.


Krumm: It's not a mask. I'm a real monster.

J.B: Yeah. And I'm the Queen of England. You are a real monster. Wait a minute.

Krumm: You're supposed to be scared.

J.B:I am.

Krumm: I'm out of here.

J.B: Wait. We got a contract.

Ickis: Can we leave the alarm by your bed for now on?

Oblina: [yawns]

Krumm: Need a roomate?

Ickis: Morning breath.

Oblina: Are you staying?

Krumm: If you want me to.

Ickis: Of course.

Krumm: Does the Gromble know I was gone?

Oblina: He forced the confession from Ickis.

Krumm: Sorry pal. I bet he's gonna chew me out.



Oblina: Oh please. Don't get all mushy on us.

Ickis: If we don't get to class soon, The Gromble will make us all mushy.


Ickis: Where could he be?

Woman: Cut!

Gromble: Oh, what now?

J.B: Sorry Grombie. Wardrobe!

Woman: Yes J.B?

J.B: Can we do something about those shoes?