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[Episode starts]

Clown: There you go, little boy.

Ickis: That, my friends, has got to be the scariest human I have ever seen.

Dusty: I don't want a helium balloon. I want a balloon animal. Make me a balloon animal.

Clown: Say, little girl, don't forget the magic words.

Dusty: Now, nimrod. Is that magic enough for you?

Oblina: I have just been struck with the most monstrously marvelous idea. Watch this, kiddies.


Dusty: What's that? That's not a balloon animal. That's nothing. That's just a-

Both: AAHH! Monster!

Ickis: Great job, Oblina. That's a shoe in for scare of the week.

Krumm: I'll eat that. [eats helium tank]

Oblina: Pfft. [gasps] It was just a little tidbit I should together.

Ickis: Krumm, are you alright?

Krumm: [squeaky voice] Now that you mentioned it, I do feel a little gassy.

Oblina: I have once again been struck with the most fiendlishly, fabulous idea.

Ickis: Now hold on there, Miss Fiendishly Fabulous. No fair hording scares. This one is mine.

Oblina: Ickis, what have you done with Krumm?

Ickis: Me? I thought you had him.

Oblina: I thought you had him.

Ickis: I don't have him.

Oblina: Well then where is he? Krumm!

Ickis: Krumm!

[Cuts to Krumm holding on a tree.]

Krumm: Hey guys! I can see our dump from here.


Ickis: Knock it off.

Krumm: What did you go and that for? We were having fun. I never get to have fun. Why can I have any fun? I just want to have fun. Take me on a scare.

Ickis: The Gromble says we cannot risk taking you above ground, Little Mister. You can float away and never come back!

Oblina: Indeed. And think how poorly that would reflect on us.

Krumm: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Ickis: Oh, cheer up, buddy. We brought you a special treaty poo.

Krumm: Car parts. I'm touched. What would I do without you guys?

Oblina: And they were so frightened, Icky and I thought they evacuate their trousers.

[Everyone laughs.]

Ickis: Morning, Krumm. How are we feeling today?

Krumm: Bloated.

Ickis: Time for your morning walk.

Krumm: Oh goodie!

Ickis: Krumm.


Ickis: Oblina and I only skcared the living daylights out of him. I swear on the Gromble's chin here, I saw our gob of light shoot right out of the guy's nose.

Krumm: Yeah, sure.


Krumm: What's this? Car parts? Again? Can you bring me anything but car parts? Every ding dong day it's car parts, car parts, car parts! Have you ever heard of too much of a good thing? You've ruined car parts for me forever!

Oblina: Ickis, why don't you tell Krumm your latest scare? It's one scare of the week, you know.

Ickis: Oh right. Slowly a turn step by step. Inch by inch.

Krumm: Look. I got news for you. You know what you can do your scare stories? You can take all of your scare stories and stick 'em right in your big, floppy ears!

Ickis: Time for a walkie! [grabs tope and runs off]

Krumm: [annoyed and angered] Hey, where are you taking me?! I don't wanna go for a walkie! I'm tired of walkies! You know what you can do with your walkies? You can take your walkies and stick 'em right in your-[getting hit randomly] Ow, hey, watch that! What's the big idea? Ickis, cut it out!

[Later that night]

Ickis: Oblina. Psst. Oblina. Psst! Are you awake?

Oblina: I am now, Ickis.

Ickis: What are we doing to do about Krumm? I cannot take it anymore.

Oblina: I know what you mean. He has becoming quite cankerous lately.

Ickis: Yeah, and grumpy too. He has really changed.

Oblina: Yes, he's simply not the Krumm we come to know in love.

Ickis: Hey. maybe we can bribe someone else to take care of him. Like Leaky and Splazo.

Oblina: Excellent idea. Leaky and Splazo. They like Krumm.

[Hearing this Krumm's eyes starts to drip tears. The next morning. Ickis sees a note.]

Krumm: [narrating] Dear Ickis and Oblina, I won't be a burden to you anymore. I'm taking my red eyes and going on a long flight. Yours in stench, Krumm.


[They race out of the dump.]

Oblina: Krumm, get back down here right this minute.

Ickis: Krumm, I am warning you. Do not make me come up there!

Oblina: Really? And how do you propose to do that?

Ickis: Hide and watch this kiddy.

Clown: Finally, back in business.

Krumm: Goodbye Ickis. Goodbye, Oblina. Goodbye, Academy. Goodbye ground. Goodbye good old dump, with all those heaping mountains of stinking putrid toxic mouth eating garbage... Boy, am I hungry. I knew I should eaten something before I took off.

[Meanwhile, Oblina has herself tied up to the railing while Ickis holds the helium tank.]

Oblina: Are you ready, Ickis?

Ickis: Here's mud in your eye.

[Ickis swallows the helium tank as his body inflates.]

Ickis: [squeaky] Aahh..ho.. That's smooth.

Krumm: That hit the spot.

Ickis: At least you could have done to save some for me, Krumm, old pal.

Krumm: Ickis? Oblina? What are you doing up here?

Oblina: Oh, we just thought it would be a nice day to fly a kite. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING UP THERE?!

Krumm: I though you guys didn't want me around.

Ickis: It wasn't we didn't want you around, it's just you were so cranky.

Krumm: I know. I... I haven't been myself nightly. I've been so lightheaded.

Ickis: Tell me about it. Does it make it crampy to?

Krumm: Are you kidding? I'm such a pain of my side.

Ickis: Me too! Left side or right side?

Krumm: Left side!

Ickis: Me too! Don't you hate it when...

Oblina: Excuse me. In case you two are not noticed, I'll getting scratch that has thin here.

Woman: No, no! I can't do it! I can't do it!

Krumm: I'm sorry for being so grouchy, Ickis. It's just so hard to be coop up all the time.

Ickis: I understand, Krumm. It's not your fault. I shouldn't have been more patient, it's all my fault.

Krumm: No, Ickis. It's all my fault.

Oblina: Would you too mind speeding this up!?

Ickis: You're my best friend, Krumm.

Krumm: You're my best friend, Ickis.

Oblina: [straining] I hate to break up this tender moment, but it just so happens I am loosing my grip.


Oblina: Oh, that feels so much better.

Ickis: Oblina, you are not supposed to be up here! How are we gonna get down?

Oblina: Oh! I suppose it is my fault you two took so much time to kiss and make up!

Ickis: Well, it is not my fault! Krumm is the one you started all this. It's his fault!

Krumm: My fault? [His voices changes back to normal.] I didn't ask you to come after me.

Ickis: Krumm, what happen to your voice?

[Krum shrinks and Oblina grabs him, causing them to fall.]]

Boy: Dad, what's that diving out of the sky?

Man: Probably just sky divers, son. Probably just sky divers.

Ickis: Oblina, I know this is a bad time, but may I ask you a big favor?

Oblina: Make it quick!

Ickis: Just before we hit the ground, could you let me go?!?!?!

Oblina: You were saying, Ickis?


Boy: Dad, I think those were monsters climbing down our string.

Man: Oh, don't be ridiculous, son. There are no such thing as...

Ickis: Thanks for the lift. [He kisses him.]

Man: Monsters!

Dirk: What a lovely day for a parade. Wouldn't you say so, Patty Lee?

Patty: Right you are, Dirk.

Dirk: Yes.

Patty: The weather is perfect.

Dirk: Yes it is.

Patty: The floats are lovely.

Dirk: Oh, they sure are.

Patty: And look how the kids are enjoying the wonderful balloons of their favorite cartoon characters.

Ickis: Favorite cartoon characters? The thing with the stupid horns on its heads! That sleeping little bark and bites! Oh, things are about to change around here! Ah! Hit me! There's a new kid on the block! Ah! Blast off!

Both: Blast off!

Patty: And let me point out, Dirk. That missile launcher is made of 4000 pro-Santa month.

Dirk: Right you are, Patty Lee. Oh, look! Here it is! Every child's favorite-

[Balloon-sized Ickis roars.]

Dirk: Monster!