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[Episode starts]

Clown: There you go little boy.

Ickis: That, my friend has got to be the scariest human I have ever seen.

Dusty: I don't want an helium balloon. I want an balloon animal. Make me a balloon animal.

Clown:

Dusty:

Oblina: Watch this, kiddies.

[???]

Dusty: What's that? That's not a balloon animal. That's nothing. That's just a-

Both: AAHH! Monster!

Ickis: Great job, Oblina. That's a shoe in for scare of the week.

Krumm: I'll eat fto that. [eats helium tank]

Oblina: Pfft. [gasps] It was just a little timid I should together.

Ickis: Krumm are you alright?

Krumm: [squeaky voice] Now that you mentioned it, I do feel a little gassy.

Oblina:I have once again been struck with the most fabulous idea.

Ickis: Now hold on there, Miss fiendishly fabulous. No fair hording scares. This one is mine.

Oblina: Ickis, what have you done with Krumm?

Ickis: Me? I thought you had him.

Oblina: I thought you had him.

Ickis: I don't have him.

Oblina: Well then where is he? Krumm!

Ickis: Krumm!

[Cuts to Krumm holding on a tree.]

Krumm: Hey guys! I can see our dump from here.

[???]

Ickis: Knock it off.

Krumm: What did you that for? We were having fun.

Ickis: The Gromble says we can not risk talking you above ground.

Oblina: Indeed. And think how poorly that would reflect on us.

Krumm: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Ickis: Oh cheer up we brought you a special treaty poo.

Krumm: Car parts. I'm touched. What would I do without you guys.

Oblina: And they were so frightened, Icky and I thought they evacuate their trousers.

Ickis: Morning Krumm. How are wee feeling today?

Krumm: Bloated.

Ickis: Time for your morning walk.

Krumm: Oh goodie!

Ickis: Krumm.

[???]

Ickis:

Krumm: Yeah sure.

[later]

Krumm: What's this? Car parts again? Can you bring me anything but car parts? Every ding dong day it's car parts car parts car parts! Have you ever heard of too much of a good thing? You've ruined car parts for me forever!

Oblina: Ickis why don't you tell Krumm your latest scare? It's one scare of the week you know.

Ickis: Oh right. Slowly a turn step by step in spie...

Krumm: Look. I got news for you. You know what you can do your scare stories? You can take all of your scare stories and stick 'em right in your bright, floppy ears!

Ickis: Time for a walkie! [grabs tope and runs off]

Krumm: [annoyed and angered] Hey where are you taking me?! I don't wanna go for a walkie! I'm tired of walkies! You know what you can do with your walkies? You can take your walkies and stick 'em right in your-[getting hit randomly] Ow hey watch that! What's the big idea? Ickis cut it out!

[Later that night]

Ickis: Oblina psst. Oblina. Are you awake?

Oblina: I am now Ickis.

Ickis:What are we doing to do with Krumm. I cannot take it anymore/

Oblina: I know what you mean.

Ickis: Yash and grumpy too. He has really changed.

Oblina: Yes,

Ickis: Hey. maybe we can bride someone else to take care of him. Like Leaky and Splazo.

[Hearing this Krumm's eyes starts to drip tears.

Oblina: Excellent idea. Leaky and Splazo. They like Krumm.

[The next morning. Ickis sees a note.

Krumm: [narrating] Dear ickis and Oblina I want be a burden to you anymore. I'm taking my red eyes and going on a long flight. Yours in stench Krumm.

Ickis: OBLINA! OBLINA! OBLINA!

Oblina: Krumm, get back down here right this minute.

Ickis: Krumm, I am warning you. Do not make me come up there!

Oblina: Really?

Ickis: Hide and watch this kiddy.

Clown: Finally back in business.

Krumm:Goodby Ickis, goodbye, Oblina, goodbye, Academy, goodbye ground, goodbye good old dump, with all those heaping mountains of stinking putrid toxic mouth eating garbage.. Boy am I hungry. I knew I should eaten something before I took off.

[Meanwhile, Oblina has herself tied up to the railing while Ickis holds the helium tank.]

Oblina: Are you ready Ickis?

Ickis: Here's mud in your eye.

[Ickis swallows the helium tank as his body inflates.]

Ickis: [squeaky] Aahh..ho.. That's smooth.

Man :[singing ]

Krumm: That hit the spot.

Ickis: At least you could have done to save some for me Krumm old pal.

Krumm: Ickis? Oblina? What are you doing up here?

Oblina: Oh we just thought it would be a nice day to fly a kite. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING UP THERE?!

Krumm: I though you guys didn't want me around.

Ickis:

Krumm: I know.

Ickis: Tell me about it. Does it make it crampy to?

Krumm: Are you kidding?

Ickis: Me too!

Krumm: Left side!

Ickis: Me too!

Oblina:

Woman: No noo I can't do it. I can't do it!

Krumm: I'm sorry for being so grouchy, Ickis.

Ickis: I understand Krumm. It's not you're fault.

Krumm:

Oblina: Would you too mind speeding this up!?

Ickis: You're my best friend Krumm.

Krumm: You're my best friend Ickis.

Oblina: I hate to break up this tender moment, but it just so happens I am loosing my grip.

[SNAP!]

Oblina: Oh that feels so much better.

Ickis: Oblina you're not supposed to be up here! How are we gonna get down?

Oblina: Oh! I suppose It is my fault you two took so much time to kiss and make up!

Ickis: Well it is not my fault! Krumm is the one you started all this. It's his fault!

Krumm: My fault? [His voices changes back to normal.] I didn't ask you to come after me.

Ickis: Krumm, what happen to your voice?

[???]

Boy: Dad, what's that diving out of the sky?

Man: Probably just sky divers son. Probably just sky divers.

Ickis: Oblina, I know this is a bad time but may I ask you a big favor?

Oblina: Make it quick!

Ickis: Just before we hit the ground could you let me go?!?!?!

Oblina: You were saying Ickis?

Ickis: DON'T LET ME GO! DON'T LET ME GO!

Boy: Dad, I think those were monsters climbing down our string.

Man:

Ickis: Thanks for the lift. [He kisses him.]

Man: Monsters!

Announcer:

Patty: Right you are .

Announcer:

Patty

Announcer:

Patty:

Ickis: Favorite Cartoon characters?

Both: Blast off!

Patty:

Announcer:

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