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Oblina: Oh. Poor Gromble. Having to put up with that overbearing, rude monster all night.

Gromble: How dare you. You insult the Loch Ness Monster. He's a hero! He's the greatest scarer of all time! He can do no wrong!

(We cut to the Gromble, running and screaming in anger from his room.)


Ickis: What did I do? What did I do?

Gromble: Not you! Him! That Scottish maniac have gotten too far! He's covering my room with plaid! He wants to go scare every night and days! If I hear one more squeak out of those bagpipes, I'm going to rip my ears off! He's driving me crazy, you know?

Oblina: Well, why didn't you tell anyone he was annoying you?

Gromble: I couldn't. He's a hero, a legend, the greatest scarer of all time! I didn't want to ruin that image for you!

Ickis: Yeah, but everyone knows he's annoying.

Gromble: You do?

Krumm: Uh-huh. You know that the Loch Ness Monster is a hero for his scares, not his personality. I mean, he is a hero at faults.

Ickis: Oh. Except for you, sir, of course, your, you, hahaha, your Grombleness.

Gromble: I do have a fault. I'M TOO NICE! What should I do? If he stays, I'll go mad. But I can't tell him to leave, that'll be cruel.

Oblina: Perhaps we can make him leave by being nice to him.

(Gromble, Krumm and Ickis stares at Oblina)

Oblina: Allow me to explain.

[Cut to the Gromble's room where the Loch Ness Monster is sleeping, but the Gromble wakes him up]

Loch Ness Monster's Second head: Couldn't shut up, could you? Well, the next time, I do the talking, okay?

[We cut to black as the episode ends.]