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[Episode starts at a rainy night.]

Oblina: This is the life.

Ickis: There's nothing like monsters in raw unprocessed sludge.

[all laugh]

Ickis: Come on let's dive for old shoes.

[???]

Oblina: Did you hear something?

Krumm: Maybe it's my stomach.

Oblina: Even you're stomach is not that loud

Krumm: Quite worrying. it's probably just-

Ickis: A giant wall of water!

[???]

Zeke: You know i was thinking about Mossy in town hall to get a look at that brand new indoor toilet i been hearing so much about.

[???]

Both: Did you see what I just see?

Zeke: Look, it's headed toward the Corhans cornfield.

Man:

Oblina: Where are we? And what is that?

Zeke: I think they landed here Otis.

Otis: Zeke, i gotta confess. I never really seen an alien before.

Zeke: What about all those times he was on T.V?

Otis:

[The monsters pop out.]

Both: Aliens!

[They giggle]

Ickis: Suckers. One easy scare.

Oblina:If everyone's here like this, we can scare enough humans to keep the Gromble happy all year.

Sheriff: Everybody attention. Can I have you're attention please?

Brisko: Quiet.

Sheriff: Thank you Brisko. Now I realize this attracts from the opening of our towns new toilet, but we got to get organize to meet he alien invasion. Zeke and Otis here are gonna bring to you on the situation here as if regards to aliens and . Now remember let's all remain calm.

Otis: All's I can say is...Run for your life!

[All the people run away.]

Brisko: Hey there.

[The people stop and goes back.]

Sheriff: Thank you Brisko. Now I realize this attracts....

Krumm: Ugh! The air is so clean and fresh. How can these humans stand it?

Oblina: Enough idle chatter. I am in the mood for scaring.

Ickis: Right come on let's go.

Krumm: Oh i really shouldn't. Oh who am I kidding? I should i should.

[With Ickis he entered a chicken coop.]

Ickis: Hello? Here human human human human. How strange. A pillow that breathes.

[With Oblina, she saw scarecrow and threaten to scare it.]

Oblina: This one usually never fails.

[Back with Krumm.]

Krumm: Sometimes you just have to pamper yourself. Whoa. I didn't know this one's occupied.

[Back with Ickis, he found an egg that was nestled in the nest. He picked it up and rattles it. He puts his ear in to listen. Then a stomp caused him t gasp. A chicken was awake and squeaking. Ickis dropped the egg and yelped.]

Ickis: I didn't know it was yours.

[Ickis runs away. Back Oblina, the cane beast tried to scare the scarecrow but she gave up. A crow then landed on it.]

Oblina: Go away! I am not leaving until I scare him.

[The crow smacked her. NOw the monster ran back to where they came and bumped into each other.]

Oblina: So how did everyone do?

Both: I don't want to talk about it.

Sheriff: Look. That's the aliens get em!

Krumm: Where are gonna find a toilet so we can get back to the dump?

Oblina: Wait looky.

Ickis: That's it! Where saved.

Krumm: Wow. I never seen a free ranch toilet before.

Oblina: This fresh aired humans are obviously more than I thought.

Man: Go away now. I just state down WHOA! Aliens in the outhouse!

Ickis: Well. That's that. Hey! There's no way out of here.

Krumm: How come they call it a outhouse if there's no way out

Zeke:

Sherriff: We got em! Brisko Anchor them down. Now who's gonna get in there and get em?

Ickis: We're trapped.

Oblina: Oh how undignified. this is not the way I want to be remembered.

Krumm: What are we gonna do? Dig our way out of here? What's everyone looking at me for?

Man: Indoor toilet at town hall. Come one come all indoor toilet rejoice.

[???]

Krumm: How do you make it stop?!

Ickis: I never done this before. Hey where's Krumm?

Krumm: This is fun!

Sheriff: First they land on our cornfields now they're stealing horses. Get em!

Ickis: Look that must be town hall. How do we stop this thing?

Oblina: We are doomed. This is the end. Oh woe is-

[The horse stops sending Ickis and Oblina flying and right into a water though. They spit water out of their mouths and jump out.]

Krumm: Come on guys. Quit fooling around. We got to get inside.

Oblina: Thank you.

Sheriff: There they are!

[??]

Man: You know, our town has been invaded by aliens at this very moment. Perhaps we can continue this game later.

Old woman:

Man: Very well, O-64..

[???]

Old woman: Bingo!

[???]

Oblina: Did you ever see a beautiful sight than this?

[???]

Ickis: Quick, get in!

Oblina: Oh no.

Krumm: Ickis, could you hold of the humans while i fix this?

Ickis: Why do I always have to hold off the bloodthirsty townspeople when you fix the toilet?

Oblina: Icky.

Ickis: Yes?

Oblina: [angrily] Just do it!

Sheriff: Wait. We're supposed to be chasing that.

Oblina: Krumm..

Krumm: What?

Oblina: I said harder!

[???]

Sheriff: Okay alien, give yourself up. tell us Where the others are.

Zeke:

Otis: Let's fry and up and put him on a stick.

Ickis: THAT'S IT! No one is taking a bite out of me hamhogs..

[??]

Krumm: Did you get rid of the humans?

Ickis: Worth nothing.

[???]

Ickis: Home at last.

Oblina: You know what they say travel brutal but I think i like being near home.

Zeke: You know. I was thinking.

Otis: Really?

Zeke: Maybe those creatures weren't aliens at all.

Otis: Really?

Zeke: Maybe they were monsters.

Otis: Monsters? Nah. Who would be stupid enough to believe in monsters, when they are so many aliens around?

Zeke: I guess you're right.

Otis: When will people learn?

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