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[episode starts]
Operator: Yo, step right up, ladies and gentlemen. You want warm? You want fuzzy? I'm talking maximum cuteness here. Grab your kiddies And get on over to "monsters are fun."
Girl: Look, mommy. Monsters are so cute.
Gromble: Turn it off. Turn it off! What you have just seen Is a disgrace to monsters everywhere. Cute monsters, cuddly monsters Fun monsters! Monsters aren't fun! We're scary. hat's why I need my top students Oblina, krumm.. Ahem. You two will scare the humans At this wretched, evil place tomorrow And shut it down!
Ickis: Um, your great grouchiness... Aren't you forgetting something?
Gromble: Yes. Forgive me, Ickis. how could I
have been so thoughtless? I forgot to show you... Hmm. My... Where's ickis? Oh, there you are At the very bottom of the class for the third week in a row. Could that be why I'm not sending you On this assignment? Well?
Ickis: I'm thinking.
Gromble: This is too important for you to mess up. Understand?
Krumm: Cheer up, ickis. There's nowhere to go but up.
Ickis: Thanks.
[???]
Ickis: Hey, guys, it's a hot day And there's a whole bunch of new garbage That just got dumped.
Oblina: Not now, Ickis. We are preparing for our scare tomorrow. Besides, should you not be studying or something?
Ickis: Krumm? Come on.
Krumm: No, I've got to practice.
Ickis: Fine. Then I'll just go and enjoy all that delicious sun-ripened garbage by myself.
[ Imitating oblina]: "should you not be studying or something?" [ Imitating krumm]: "I've got to practice." I'll show them, I'll show 'em all!
Operator: here we go. "Monsters are fun." Chock full of family values And a value for the whole family. Only two bucks.
Ickis: Monsters are fun?
Operator: "Monsters are fun." Chock full of family values. Step right up, here we go. I need anew career.
Ickis: I can't look! It's too horrible!
Jason: Mommy, kitties and a big rabbit.
Ickis: Big rabbit, huh? I've got your big rabbit right here.
Overprotective mother: Jason, get over here and sit by your mother.
[???]
Overprotective mother: That's better.
Girl: Daddy, are they any more monsters?
Dad: No, I'm afraid that's all.
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Operator: Take it, you didn't like the ride.
Dad: There are monsters in there!
Operator: No kidding. It's often confused with the ferris wheel.
Dad: But they're not fun monsters. They're big, scary monsters. My child is permanently traumatized. Look.
Girl: Monster...
Operator: What are you talking about? Those monsters couldn't scare my grandmother And she's scared of bath water. Ow! Oh! Easy, easy. What's the matter with you, lady?
Ickis: I'm so good.
[Meanwhile]
Oblina: Oh, what a workout. I'm so good, I scare myself.
Krumm: Boy, I worked up an appetite. Do you think ickis left us any of that new garbage?
Oblina: By the way, where is Ickis? You do not think he would be Foolish enough to--
Teenager: They say this ride's really rad, man. Like watching five horror movies at once.
Teenager 2: I hear this ride's so scary It ain't legal in states.
Operator: This is scary? But hey, if they think it's scary, it's scary. The money's just as green And I'm on my way to easy street.
Man: Hey, I heard this ride was scary. The only thing scary so far is the price.
[Ickis scares then men out of the boat.]
Teenager: Dude, this is worse than my mom's tracks.
[???]
Teenager: Dude, that was so cool! When that Dude jumped out, dude. I mean Dude!
Teenager 2: It was almost as scary As the day I discovered I had no more room for tattoos. I'm riding again.
Operator: Hey yo, scary thing? I know your in there. What say you and me have a little talk, huh? I got connections. You scratch my back, I'll scratch your... Whatever. Okay, okay, you're a little shy. I'll come back. 'Cause I'm going to make sure You stay here for a long time. Oh, yeah.
Oblina: Well, I cannot believe Ickis would actually go to that carnival And steal our scare.
Krumm: You think you know a monster And then he goes and pulls Something like this.
Oblina: When I get done with him!
Krumm: Save some for me.
Operator: Let's see what this super deluxe Roach resort catches, huh? Mr. Scary goes in And I got a first-class ticket to the good life.
Ickis: [ Imitating gromble]: "now, class, where is ickis? "Why, let's look at the chart. Here he is at the bottom of the class." Ow! Now look who's the top student, gromble. Ha! I got the moves. Hit me! I got the talent. Hit me! I got the... Ooh, i...
[???]
Ickis: Sticky stuff all over me.
Operator: Ladies and gentlepersons I kid you not. This is the scariest ride you'll ever be on. Get your tickets here.
Oblina: Ickis.
Teen: What in the sam hill kind of ride is this? A wiggling carpet? Y'all call this scary? Well, this ain't scary. I want my money back.
Krumm: Ickis, you alright?
Ickis: Krumm? Is that you?
Oblina: I do not know, icky. You seem to be doing just fine. Scaring all the humans we were supposed to scare.
Krumm: Yeah, maybe you want to stay a little longer. It looks mighty comfy in there.
Oblina: Yes, we shall come back in, oh, say Maybe two, three weeks With some garbage, if we're not too busy. Will you be quiet?!
[Music stops]
Ickis: I'm sorry I took your scare. I really, really truly, truly am, I am. NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE. Please!
Teen: I want my money back. I want my money back!
Operator: I'll be right back. There must be some kind of short in the main... Uh, scary fuse in there. Just, just sit tight.
[???]
Operator: yo, mr. Scary I'm coming.
Oblina: Oh no. There's an awful human who's responsible for this abomination. Quick, Krumm. Get us loose.
[???]
Ickis: Krumm! Your stench! It's melting the goo.
Krumm: My rankness works in mysterious ways.
Oblina: Hurry, Krumm.
Ickis: Yo... Mr. Human.
[???]
Operator: It was... Real monsters.
Teen: Well, I'll believe it when I see 'em.
Ickis: I hope you're not mad at me.
Oblina: Why? Just because you stole our scare and made us come here to get you at great personal risk? Whatever gave you that idea! [scoffs]
Ickis: Sorry.
Operator: It was here. I swear. Uh, well, how about a partial refund? How about that? Okay, okay. full refund, full refund. No problem, okay.
Carny: thrills, chills, spills. Come on, hog rides here, ride the wild hog.
Girl: Look, mommy, piggies are so cute.
Operator: Oh, I need another new career. Step right up. Hog rides, fun for the whole family. Nonstop hog excitement.