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[It all started in the hospital. A nurse goes into the room where the lights are not working.]

Nurse: Ah cockroaches. Darn light bulb. Hello? Is someone there? Dr. Middendoll, is that you? This isn't funny you know. You're not scaring me.

[Ickis watches the nurse through the vent, then the nurse sees a pair of red eyes glowing, the vent then breaks and pops out Ickis. The Nurse was terrified but she notice he was cute.]

Nurse: No, no, no oh. Look at how cute you are. Are you somebody's bunny? Oh just look at that snooky wooky cheeks?

[Ickis is then seen coming out of a sewer pipe]

Ickis: A bunny rabbit, a bunny rabbit. Do I look like a bunny rabbit to you? [takes a cockroach and nearly eats it] Oh, who could needed a time like this?

Doctor: Stop crying I'll give you a break on the bill. Trust me you'll learn to love it.

Nurse: These people are calling you a monster doctor.

Doctor: In rates you give a man an extra nostril you think he'll thank ya.

Nurse: Doctor, I can't work like this. We got a waiting room full of frightened people.

Ickis: Frightened people? This is my lucky day!

Doctor: How dare you question my ability. My senses are just as sharp as they ever been. Stop smiling at me!

[In the doctor's waiting room, Ickis breaks out of the vent and attempts to scare the people in the waiting room but fails and the woman in the middle gives Ickis a sweet.]

[The scene then changes to the auditorium where the class is watching the viewfinder of Ickis been tickled by the nurse]

Gromble: [Laughing] Class.. class dismissed. [laugher] Ickis.. [laughter] I'll deal with you.. [laughter, but then to stern voice.] tomorrow. [goes back to laughter.]

[The scene then changes to the monster's room where Krumm and Oblina are playing skipping rope with each other with Ickis looking in a mirror]

Ickis: Do you have any idea what it's like to be called cute?

Oblina: You mean do I know it's like to jump out at someone on a dark foggy night and do this? [Roars] Only to have them laugh at my face?

Ickis: Yes yes exactly!

Oblina: No. But I suspect it's it's quite humiliating.

[Ickis is then seen reading a book]

Krumm: What's that?

Ickis: It's a human dictionary. I'm looking up Snooky wooky checks. Maybe it's a good thing.

Oblina: Ickis, you're making a fool of yourself.

Ickis: Don't you mean a cute fool.

Krumm: Whoa, Don't get all slimed out over this.

Ickis: Oh easy for you to say, you've got your horrendous stench, Oblina can reach deep inside herself, what about me?

Oblina: You have got us to help you.

Ickis: So you will be with me tomorrow when the Gromble chews me up and takes a thousand years to digest me?

Oblina: Unfortunately, I do have plans tomorrow.

Ickis: [depressed] What's the use? [shrilly] I'll never be a good monster.

[Krumm rubs Ickis head into one of his armpits]

Ickis: [groaning] What was that?

Krumm: The power of positive stinking.

Oblina: You are only as stinky as you believe you can be.

Ickis: Maybe you're right, I mean, I mean why shouldn't I be as scary as any monster here hm?

Krumm: You're a lean mean scaring machine.

Ickis: Hm, I guess I am sort of scary huh.

Oblina: Frightening.

Ickis: Frightening. Ohh I like that, I like that. [chuckles and changes into a macho form of himself] I pity the fool that goes asleep with me under his bed. [chuckles]

Oblina: That's the spirit! [Breaks a file in half]

Krumm: You're bad Ickis, real bad.

Ickis: I'm bad! Bad is not half of what I am. [Ickis starts looming as he talks] I am the ugliest slimiest razor fanged sharped clawed monster menace this side of Nework.

Oblina: Good show!

Ickis: [Laughs] I'm feeling good!

Krumm: [Laughs] Go with the feeling.

Oblina: Why don't we go above ground and let Ickis show his stuff?

Krumm: Sounds like a plan.

Ickis: Lead the way!

[Cuts to the store, the monsters are hiding behind wonder loaves.]

Krumm: Arr she blows.

Ickis: Just point me in the right direction.

[Ickis gets picked up and price tagged and placed on a shelf]

[The scene then changes to a baby crying in a cot, the monsters are hiding under the cot,]

Oblina: Okay. New strategy. Let's make this a little easier.

Ickis: Maybe we should call it a day.

Krumm: Don't quit on us now pal.

Oblina: What happened to the scariest monster menace this side of nework?

Ickis: He got placed and put on display in aisle 12. I know I know think positively.

[Ickis then goes up the crying baby and attempts to scare him but fails, the baby then takes Ickis' thumb and starts sucking on it]

Ickis: Look I told you I'm hopeless. Why are you torturing me like this?

Oblina: Don't be silly. You are simply having an off day.

Ickis: You mean a off life.

Oblina: Honestly Ickis, I think you just like feeling sorry for yourself, I do.

Ickis: Well that is just not true.

Oblina: Then PROVE IT! Give this scare everything you have got.

Ickis: FINE! Let's go into the closet, I'll do my best work from there.

Krumm: Does he have a prayer?

Oblina: This poor chap is diagnosed with a nervous disorder, he's scared of everything.

Krumm: [laughs] Great!

Man: All clear. Come on Don. [Don sees the chair and is scared of it] Don It's just a chair, now come on.

Don: I really like rice.

Man: I know you do Don. Now come on it's time for you're nappy.

Don: No nap! Rice!

Man: It's okay Don. Nap is like rice.

Don: Rise is good.

Man: Yes it is. Sweet dreams Don.

Don: Sweet dreams, yes right, good.

Krumm: Don't think so much. Just do it.

Oblina: I'm with Krumm, give it your all and let's be off, I've got a scare of my own to take care of.

Ickis: Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

Krumm: This is gonna be good.

[Ickis walks up to Don and tries to scare him but fails, Don thinks Ickis is a teddy bear]

Don: Teddy?

[Don wraps ickis up as a teddy bear. Seeing this. Krumm and Oblina started to laugh at him, thinking it was so funny.}

Ickis: Oh fine. Laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you see the new Ickis.

Oblina: Where are you going? [laughter] What do you mean the new 'Ickis?

Ickis: You'll see.

{The scene changes to an auto repair garage}

Man: Now where is that dipstick?

{The man tries to pull a black and white stick out from under the car bonnet and Krumm beeps the horn causing the man to bang his head on the car bonnet roof and oblina pulls a face at the man and man drops Oblina and runs away}

Oblina: It's just not the same without Ickis.

Krumm: Yeah, he blows a mean horn

Oblina: Perhaps laughing at him wasn't the nicest thing to do.

Krumm: It was funny though.

Woman News Reporter On TV: I'm here at Klasky Medical Centre where patients of a man known as the monster doctor are staging a protest, let's see if I can get a comment.

Oblina: Monster doctor?

Woman News Reporter On TV: Ma'am why the protest- Ah! You have three nostrils!

Middle aged woman: No kidding. Look at what this guy did to me.

[Ickis is seen on the TV walking behind them]

Oblina: Wait a minute. I know those ears anywhere. Could that be?

Krumm: It's Ickis.

Oblina: What is he doing there?

Woman News Reporter On TV: Well there you have it, an incompetent doctor has taken basically normal people and changed into twisted, replusive, horrifying... sorry.

Krumm: Is he doing what I think he's doing.

Oblina: Not if we get to him first. Come on.

Doctor: I not talking to reporters. Can't you see I'm busy.

Ickis: No wait. I can see what you can do and I need your help.

Doctor: Oh, well it's nice to meet someone who appreciates my work, anything special in mind?

Ickis: Give me the works.

Doctor: Nothing for payment.

Ickis: Payment?

Doctor: Sure you know, sheckles, cabbage

Ickis: Um, I can get you plenty of cabbage it's kinda old though.

Doctor: Old cabbage new cabbage. What's the difference, still green right?

Ickis: And brown.

Doctor: Oh yeah, whatever, now when would you like to schedule this procedure hm?

Ickis: Right now,

Doctor: Okay, why don't you run through these pictures, tell me what you want, we can get started now and I can probably fit you in before my court date this afternoon, oh whoops I didn't realize the time, alright I'll just make it up as I go, the surprise is half the fun.

[Krumm and Oblina jump down from the vent into the doctor's room, while the doctor attempts to operate on Ickis and then the doctor sees one of Krumm's eyeballs]

Doctor: Haven't you darn reporters ever heard of a door?

Krumm: I'll take that. [chuckles] Smell something?

[The doctor sniffs Krumm's armpits and uses a gas mask on himself and then passes out.]

Ickis: [Gasp!] What are you guys doing here?

Oblina: Stopping you from making a big mistake!

Ickis: When this is over, I will be the scariest monster in Academy's history.

Krumm: Can't let you do it. Come on buddy.

Ickis: Leave me alone! I know what I'm doing, if you're my friends you'll go away and let me do what I have to.

Oblina: Krumm! Let him go! Look at him, isn't it obvious he'll never be a good monster.

Ickis: Huh?

Krumm: He is kinda cute.

Oblina: No matter what you do to you're looks, you'll never much of a monster.

Ickis: I thought you were my friends.

Oblina: Isn't it obvious? It's what's inside that makes you a monster.

Krumm: You just don't have the stuff.

Ickis: How could you guys say that?!

Oblina: I'm only telling you the truth Ickis, scary looking or not I'm afraid you have no business being in monster school.

Krumm: Yes Snooky wooky cheeks.

[Ickis is really angered and starts to loom and breaks right out of the room.}

Krumm: How did you know that would work?

Oblina: I read a book once on reverse physiology.

Doctor: Hey You ever thought of doing something about those lips?

[The scene then changes to the monsters going down a bird cage like elevator]

Ickis: Can you believe it? Cause I can't believe it, it was so unbelievable, it is so hard to believe. Get me the viewfinder cause I am a real monster! [The elevator stops] What was that? Is it supposed to do that?

[Krumm and Oblina give a bored look each other as the episode fades out]