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[It all starts in the hospital. A nurse goes into the room where the cockroaches are eating the rotten cheese, they fleed.]

Nurse: Ah, cockroaches.

[The nurse switches the lights, but not working.]

Nurse: Darn light bulb.

[The nurse humming to look in the files while Ickis is looking through the vents.]

Nurse: Hello? Is someone there?

[The nurse shrugs and look the files again, the door closed.]

Nurse: Dr. Middendoll, is that you? This isn't funny you know. You're not scaring me.

[Ickis watches the nurse through the vent, then the nurse sees a pair of red eyes glowing, the vent then breaks and pops out Ickis trying to scare the nurse. The Nurse was terrified but she then notices he was cute.]

Nurse: Oh. Look at how cute you are. Are you somebody's bunny? Oh, just look at that snooky wooky cheeks?

[Ickis is then seen coming out of a sewer pipe]

Ickis: A bunny rabbit, a bunny rabbit? Do I look like a bunny rabbit to you? [takes a cockroach and nearly eats it] Oh, who can eat at a time like this?

[Ickis hear a crying and goes through the vent to see the crying kid with three nostrils.]

Doctor: Stop crying, I'll give you a break on the bill. Trust me, you'll learn to love it.

[Doctor puts an electric in the kid's nostrils.]

Nurse: These people are calling you the monster doctor.

Doctor: In rates, you give a man an extra nostril you think he'll thank ya.

Nurse: Doctor, I can't work like this. We got a waiting room full of frightened people.

Ickis: Frightened people? This is my lucky day!

Doctor: How dare you question my ability? My senses are just as sharp as they ever been. Stop smiling at me!

[In the doctor's waiting room, Ickis breaks out of the vent and attempts to scare the people in the waiting room but fails and the woman in the middle offers Ickis a sweet.]

[The scene then changes to the auditorium where the class is watching the viewfinder of Ickis been tickled by the nurse]

Gromble: [Laughing] Class... class dismissed. [laugher] Ickis.. [laughter] I'll deal with you... [laughter, but then to stern voice.] tomorrow. [goes back to laughter] Tomorrow!

[The scene then changes to the monster's room where Krumm and Oblina are playing skipping rope with each other with Ickis looking in a mirror]

Ickis: Do you have any idea what it's like to be called cute?

Oblina: You mean do I know it's like to jump out at someone on a dark foggy night and do this? [Roars] Only to have them laugh at my face?

Ickis: Yes, yes, exactly!

Oblina: No. But I suspect it's it's quite humiliating.

[Ickis is then seen reading a book]

Krumm: What's that?

Ickis: It's a human dictionary. I'm looking up "Snooky wooky cheeks". Maybe it's a good thing.

Oblina: Ickis, you're making a fool of yourself.

Ickis: Don't you mean a cute fool?

Krumm: Whoa, don't get all slimed out over this.

Ickis: Oh, easy for you to say, you've got your horrendous stench, Oblina can reach deep inside herself, what about me?

Oblina: You have got us to help you.

Ickis: So, you will be with me tomorrow when the Gromble chews me up and takes a thousand years to digest me?

Oblina: Unfortunately, I do have plans tomorrow.

Ickis: [depressed] What's the use? [shrilly] I'll never be a good monster.

[Krumm rubs Ickis head into one of his armpits]

Ickis: [groaning] What was that?

Krumm: The power of positive stinking.

Oblina: You are only as stinky as you believe you can be.

Ickis: Maybe you're right, I mean, I mean why shouldn't I be as scary as any monster here, hm?

Krumm: You're a lean mean scaring machine.

Ickis: Hm, I guess I am sort of scary, huh.

Oblina: Frightening.

Ickis: Frightening. Ohh, I like that, I like that. [chuckles and changes into a macho form of himself] I pity the fool that goes asleep with me under his bed. [chuckles]

Oblina: That's the spirit! [Breaks a file in half]

Krumm: You're bad, Ickis, real bad.

Ickis: I'm bad! Bad is not half of what I am. [Ickis starts looming as he talks] I am the ugliest slimiest razor fanged sharped clawed monster menace this side of newark!

Oblina: Good show!

Ickis: [Laughs] I'm feeling good!

Krumm: [Laughs] Go with the feeling.

Oblina: Why don't we go above ground and let Ickis show his stuff?

Krumm: Sounds like a plan.

Ickis: Lead the way!

[Cuts to the store, the monsters are hiding behind wonder loaves.]

Krumm: Arr she blows.

Ickis: Just point me in the right direction.

[Ickis gets picked up and price tagged and placed on a shelf]

[The scene then changes to a baby crying in a crib, the monsters are hiding under the crib,]

Oblina: Okay. New strategy. Let's make this a little easier.

Ickis: Maybe we should call it a day.

Krumm: Don't quit on us now, pal.

Oblina: What happened to the scariest monster menace this side of newark?

Ickis: He got placed and put on display in aisle 12. [takes off the tag]

[Oblina and Krumm glare at Ickis]

Ickis: I know, I know, think positively.

[Ickis then goes up the crying baby and attempts to scare him but fails, the baby then takes Ickis' thumb and starts sucking on it]

Ickis: Look I told you I'm hopeless. Why are you torturing me like this?

Oblina: Don't be silly. You are simply having an off day.

Ickis: You mean an off life?

Oblina: Honestly, Ickis, I think you just like feeling sorry for yourself, I do.

Ickis: Well, that is just not true.

Oblina: Then PROVE IT! Give this scare everything you have got.

Ickis: FINE! Let's go into the closet, I'll do my best work from there.

Krumm: Does he have a prayer?

Oblina: This poor chap is diagnosed with a nervous disorder, he's scared of everything.

Krumm: [laughs] Great!

[They hide in the closet.]

Man: All clear. Come on, Don. [Don sees the chair and is scared of it] Don, it's just a chair, now come on.

Don: I really like rice.

Man: I know you do, Don. Now come on it's time for your nappy.

Don: No nap! Rice!

Man: It's okay, Don. Nap is like rice.

Don: Rice is good.

Man: Yes, it is. Sweet dreams, Don.

Don: Sweet dreams, yes right, good.

Krumm: Don't think so much. Just do it.

Oblina: I'm with Krumm, give it your all and let's be off, I've got a scare of my own to take care of.

Ickis: Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

Krumm: This is gonna be good.

[Ickis walks up to Don and tries to scare him but fails, Don thinks Ickis is a teddy bear]

Don: Teddy?

[Don wraps Ickis up as a teddy bear. Seeing this. Krumm and Oblina started to laugh at him, thinking it was so funny.}

Ickis: Oh, fine. Laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you see the new Ickis.

Oblina: Where are you going? [laughter] What do you mean the new Ickis?

Ickis: You'll see.

{The scene changes to an auto repair garage}

Man: Now where is that dipstick?

{The man tries to pull a black and white stick out from under the car bonnet and Krumm beeps the horn causing the man to bang his head on the car bonnet roof and Oblina pulls a face at the man and man drops Oblina and runs away}

Oblina: It's just not the same without Ickis.

Krumm: Yeah, he blows a mean horn.

Oblina: Perhaps laughing at him wasn't the nicest thing to do.

Krumm: It was funny though.

Woman News Reporter On TV: I'm here at Klasky Medical Centre where patients of a man known as the monster doctor are staging a protest, let's see if I can get a comment.

Oblina: Monster doctor?

Woman News Reporter On TV: Ma'am, why the protest-

[The middle-aged woman turns around is revealed to have three nostrils.]

Woman News Reporter: Ah! You have three nostrils!

Middle aged woman: No kidding. Look at what this guy did to me.

[Ickis, in disguise as a doctor, is seen on the TV walking behind them]

Oblina: Wait a minute. I know those ears anywhere. Could that be?

Krumm: It's Ickis.

Oblina: What is he doing there?

Woman News Reporter On TV: Well, there you have it, an incompetent doctor has taken basically normal people and changed into twisted, repulsive, horrifying... sorry.

Krumm: Is he doing what I think he's doing?

Oblina: Not if we get to him first. Come on.


Doctor: I'm not talking to reporters. Can't you see I'm busy?

Ickis: [takes off disguise] No, wait. I can see what you can do and I need your help.

Doctor: Oh, well it's nice to meet someone who appreciates my work, anything special in mind?

Ickis: Give me the works.

Doctor: Method of payment?

Ickis: Payment?

Doctor: Sure, you know, mola, dinero, sheckles, cabbage...

Ickis: Um, I can get you plenty of cabbage it's kinda old though.

Doctor: Old cabbage, new cabbage. What's the difference, still green right?

Ickis: And brown.

Doctor: Oh yeah, whatever, now when would you like to schedule this procedure, hm?

Ickis: Right now,

Doctor: Okay, why don't you run through these pictures, tell me what you want, we can get started now and I can probably fit you in before my court date this afternoon, oh whoops I didn't realize the time, alright I'll just make it up as I go, the surprise is half the fun.

[Krumm and Oblina jump down from the vent into the doctor's room, while the doctor attempts to operate on Ickis and then the doctor sees one of Krumm's eyeballs]

Doctor: Haven't you darn reporters ever heard of a door?

Krumm: I'll take that. [chuckles] Smell something?

[The doctor sniffs Krumm's armpits and uses a gas mask on himself and then passes out.]

Ickis: [Gasp!] What are you guys doing here?

Oblina: Stopping you from making a big mistake!

Ickis: When this is over, I will be the scariest monster in Academy's history.

Krumm: Can't let you do it. Come on, buddy.

Ickis: Leave me alone! I know what I'm doing, if you're my friends, you'll go away and let me do what I have to.

Oblina: Krumm! Let him go! Look at him, isn't it obvious? He'll never be a good monster.

Ickis: Huh?

Krumm: He is kinda cute.

Oblina: No matter what you do to your looks, you'll never much of a monster.

Ickis: I thought you were my friends.

Oblina: Isn't it obvious? It's what's inside that makes you a monster.

Krumm: You just don't have the stuff.

Ickis: How could you guys say that?!

Oblina: I'm only telling you the truth, Ickis. Scary looking or not I'm afraid you have no business being in monster school.

Krumm: Yes, Snooky wooky cheeks.

[Ickis is really angered and starts to loom and breaks right out of the room.}

Krumm: How did you know that would work?

Oblina: I read a book once on reverse physiology.

Doctor: Hey! You ever thought of doing something about those lips?

[The scene then changes to the monsters going down a bird cage like elevator]

Ickis: Can you believe it? Cause I can't believe it, it was so unbelievable, it is so hard to believe. Get me the viewfinder cause I am a real monster! [The elevator stops] What was that? Is it supposed to do that?

[Krumm and Oblina give a bored look each other as the episode fades out, ending the episode.]