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[It all starts in the hospital. A nurse goes into the room where the cockroaches are eating the rotten cheese, they fleed.]
Nurse: Ah, cockroaches.
[The nurse switches the lights, but not working.]
Nurse: Darn light bulb.
[The nurse humming to look in the files while Ickis is looking through the vents.]
Nurse: Hello? Is someone there?
[The nurse shrugs and look the files again, the door closed.]
Nurse: Dr. Middendoll, is that you? This isn't funny you know. You're not scaring me.
[Ickis watches the nurse through the vent, then the nurse sees a pair of red eyes glowing, the vent then breaks and pops out Ickis trying to scare the nurse. The Nurse was terrified but she then notices he was cute.]
Nurse: Oh. Look at how cute you are. Are you somebody's bunny? Oh, just look at that snooky wooky cheeks?
[Ickis is then seen coming out of a sewer pipe]
Ickis: A bunny rabbit, a bunny rabbit? Do I look like a bunny rabbit to you? [takes a cockroach and nearly eats it] Oh, who can eat at a time like this?
[Ickis hear a crying and goes through the vent to see the crying kid with three nostrils.]
Doctor: Stop crying, I'll give you a break on the bill. Trust me, you'll learn to love it.
[Doctor puts an electric in the kid's nostrils.]
Nurse: These people are calling you the monster doctor.
Doctor: In rates, you give a man an extra nostril you think he'll thank ya.
Nurse: Doctor, I can't work like this. We got a waiting room full of frightened people.
Ickis: Frightened people? This is my lucky day!
Doctor: How dare you question my ability? My senses are just as sharp as they ever been. Stop smiling at me!
[In the doctor's waiting room, Ickis breaks out of the vent and attempts to scare the people in the waiting room but fails and the woman in the middle offers Ickis a sweet.]
[The scene then changes to the auditorium where the class is watching the viewfinder of Ickis been tickled by the nurse]
Gromble: [Laughing] Class... class dismissed. [laugher] Ickis.. [laughter] I'll deal with you... [laughter, but then to stern voice.] tomorrow. [goes back to laughter] Tomorrow!
[The scene then changes to the monster's room where Krumm and Oblina are playing skipping rope with each other with Ickis looking in a mirror]
Ickis: Do you have any idea what it's like to be called cute?
Oblina: You mean do I know it's like to jump out at someone on a dark foggy night and do this? [Roars] Only to have them laugh at my face?
Ickis: Yes, yes, exactly!
Oblina: No. But I suspect it's it's quite humiliating.
[Ickis is then seen reading a book]
Krumm: What's that?
Ickis: It's a human dictionary. I'm looking up "Snooky wooky cheeks". Maybe it's a good thing.
Oblina: Ickis, you're making a fool of yourself.
Ickis: Don't you mean a cute fool?
Krumm: Whoa, don't get all slimed out over this.
Ickis: Oh, easy for you to say, you've got your horrendous stench, Oblina can reach deep inside herself, what about me?
Oblina: You have got us to help you.
Ickis: So, you will be with me tomorrow when the Gromble chews me up and takes a thousand years to digest me?
Oblina: Unfortunately, I do have plans tomorrow.
Ickis: [depressed] What's the use? [shrilly] I'll never be a good monster.
[Krumm rubs Ickis head into one of his armpits]
Ickis: [groaning] What was that?
Krumm: The power of positive stinking.
Oblina: You are only as stinky as you believe you can be.
Ickis: Maybe you're right, I mean, I mean why shouldn't I be as scary as any monster here, hm?
Krumm: You're a lean mean scaring machine.
Ickis: Hm, I guess I am sort of scary, huh.
Oblina: Frightening.
Ickis: Frightening. Ohh, I like that, I like that. [chuckles and changes into a macho form of himself] I pity the fool that goes asleep with me under his bed. [chuckles]
Oblina: That's the spirit! [Breaks a file in half]
Krumm: You're bad, Ickis, real bad.
Ickis: I'm bad! Bad is not half of what I am. [Ickis starts looming as he talks] I am the ugliest slimiest razor fanged sharped clawed monster menace this side of newark!
Oblina: Good show!
Ickis: [Laughs] I'm feeling good!
Krumm: [Laughs] Go with the feeling.
Oblina: Why don't we go above ground and let Ickis show his stuff?
Krumm: Sounds like a plan.
Ickis: Lead the way!
[Cuts to the store, the monsters are hiding behind wonder loaves.]
Krumm: Arr she blows.
Ickis: Just point me in the right direction.
[Ickis gets picked up and price tagged and placed on a shelf.]
[The scene then changes to a baby crying in a crib, the monsters are hiding under the crib,]
Oblina: Okay. New strategy. Let's make this a little easier.
Ickis: Maybe we should call it a day.
Krumm: Don't quit on us now, pal.
Oblina: What happened to the scariest monster menace this side of newark?
Ickis: He got placed and put on display in aisle 12. [takes off the tag]
[Oblina and Krumm glare at Ickis]
Ickis: I know, I know, think positively.
[Ickis then goes up the crying baby and attempts to scare him but fails, the baby then takes Ickis' thumb and starts sucking on it.]
Ickis: Look I told you I'm hopeless. Why are you torturing me like this?
Oblina: Don't be silly. You are simply having an off day.
Ickis: You mean an off life?
Oblina: Honestly, Ickis, I think you just like feeling sorry for yourself, I do.
Ickis: Well, that is just not true.
Oblina: Then PROVE IT! Give this scare everything you have got.
Ickis: FINE! Let's go into the closet, I'll do my best work from there.
Krumm: Does he have a prayer?
Oblina: This poor chap is diagnosed with a nervous disorder, he's scared of everything.
Krumm: [laughs] Great!
[They hide in the closet.]
Man: All clear. Come on, Don. [Don sees the chair and is scared of it] Don, it's just a chair, now come on.
Don: I really like rice.
Man: I know you do, Don. Now come on it's time for your nappy.
Don: No nap! Rice!
Man: It's okay, Don. Nap is like rice.
Don: Rice is good.
Man: Yes, it is. Sweet dreams, Don.
Don: Sweet dreams, yes right, good.
Krumm: Don't think so much. Just do it.
Oblina: I'm with Krumm, give it your all and let's be off, I've got a scare of my own to take care of.
Ickis: Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
Krumm: This is gonna be good.
[Ickis walks up to Don and tries to scare him but fails, Don thinks Ickis is a teddy bear]
Don: Teddy?
[Don wraps Ickis up as a teddy bear. Seeing this. Krumm and Oblina started to laugh at him, thinking it was so funny.}
Ickis: Oh, fine. Laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you see the new Ickis.
Oblina: Where are you going? [laughter] What do you mean the new Ickis?
Ickis: You'll see.
{The scene changes to an auto repair garage}
Man: Now where is that dipstick?
{The man tries to pull a black and white stick out from under the car bonnet and Krumm beeps the horn causing the man to bang his head on the car bonnet roof and Oblina pulls a face at the man and man drops Oblina and runs away}
Oblina: It's just not the same without Ickis.
Krumm: Yeah, he blows a mean horn.
Oblina: Perhaps laughing at him wasn't the nicest thing to do.
Krumm: It was funny though.
Woman News Reporter On TV: I'm here at Klasky Medical Centre where patients of a man known as the monster doctor are staging a protest, let's see if I can get a comment.
Oblina: Monster doctor?
Woman News Reporter On TV: Ma'am, why the protest-
[The middle-aged woman turns around is revealed to have three nostrils.]
Woman News Reporter: Ah! You have three nostrils!
Middle aged woman: No kidding. Look at what this guy did to me.
[Ickis, in disguise as a doctor, is seen on the TV walking behind them]
Oblina: Wait a minute. I know those ears anywhere. Could that be?
Krumm: It's Ickis.
Oblina: What is he doing there?
Woman News Reporter On TV: Well, there you have it, an incompetent doctor has taken basically normal people and changed into twisted, repulsive, horrifying... sorry.
Krumm: Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Oblina: Not if we get to him first. Come on.
[???]
Doctor: I'm not talking to reporters. Can't you see I'm busy?
Ickis: [takes off disguise] No, wait. I can see what you can do and I need your help.
Doctor: Oh, well it's nice to meet someone who appreciates my work, anything special in mind?
Ickis: Give me the works.
Doctor: Method of payment?
Ickis: Payment?
Doctor: Sure, you know, mola, dinero, sheckles, cabbage...
Ickis: Um, I can get you plenty of cabbage it's kinda old though.
Doctor: Old cabbage, new cabbage. What's the difference, still green right?
Ickis: And brown.
Doctor: Oh yeah, whatever, now when would you like to schedule this procedure, hm?
Ickis: Right now,
Doctor: Okay, why don't you run through these pictures, tell me what you want, we can get started now and I can probably fit you in before my court date this afternoon, oh whoops I didn't realize the time, alright I'll just make it up as I go, the surprise is half the fun.
[Krumm and Oblina jump down from the vent into the doctor's room, while the doctor attempts to operate on Ickis and then the doctor sees one of Krumm's eyeballs]
Doctor: Haven't you darn reporters ever heard of a door?
Krumm: I'll take that. [chuckles] Smell something?
[The doctor sniffs Krumm's armpits and uses a gas mask on himself and then passes out.]
Ickis: [Gasp!] What are you guys doing here?
Oblina: Stopping you from making a big mistake!
Ickis: When this is over, I will be the scariest monster in Academy's history.
Krumm: Can't let you do it. Come on, buddy.
Ickis: Leave me alone! I know what I'm doing, if you're my friends, you'll go away and let me do what I have to.
Oblina: Krumm! Let him go! Look at him, isn't it obvious? He'll never be a good monster.
Ickis: Huh?
Krumm: He is kinda cute.
Oblina: No matter what you do to your looks, you'll never much of a monster.
Ickis: I thought you were my friends.
Oblina: Isn't it obvious? It's what's inside that makes you a monster.
Krumm: You just don't have the stuff.
Ickis: How could you guys say that?!
Oblina: I'm only telling you the truth, Ickis. Scary looking or not I'm afraid you have no business being in monster school.
Krumm: Yes, Snooky wooky cheeks.
[Ickis is really angered and starts to loom and breaks right out of the room.}
Krumm: How did you know that would work?
Oblina: I read a book once on reverse physiology.
Doctor: Hey! You ever thought of doing something about those lips?
[The scene then changes to the monsters going down a bird cage like elevator]
Ickis: Can you believe it? Cause I can't believe it, it was so unbelievable, it is so hard to believe. Get me the viewfinder cause I am a real monster! [The elevator stops] What was that? Is it supposed to do that?
[Krumm and Oblina give a bored look each other as the episode fades out, ending the episode.]