[It all started in the hospital. A nurse goes into the room where the lights are not working.]
Nurse: Ah cockroaches. Darn light bulb. Hello? Is someone there? Dr. Middendoll, is that you? This isn't funny you know. You're not scaring me.
[The nurse saw the pair of red eyes glowing the vent break and pops out Ickis. The Nurse was terrified but she notice he was cute.]
Nurse: Oh. Look at how cute you are. Are you somebody's bunny? Just look at that snooky wooky cheeks?
Ickis: A bunny rabbit. Do I look like a bunny rabbit to you? Oh, who could needed a time like this?
Doctor:Stop crying I'll give you a break on the bill. Trust me you'll learn to love it.
Nurse: These people are calling you a monster doctor.
Doctor:In rates you give a man an extra nostril you think he'll thank ya.
Nurse:Doctor, I can't work like this. We got a waiting room full of frighten people.
Ickis: Frighten people? This is my lucky day!
Doctor: How dare you question my ability. My senses are just as sharp as they ever been. Stop smiling at me!
Gromble: [Laughing] Class.. dismissed. [laugher] Ickis.. [laughter] I'll deal with you.. [laughter, but then to stern voice.] tomorrow. [goes back to laughter.]
Ickis: You have any idea what it's like to be called cute?
Oblina:You mean do I know it's like to jump out at someone on a dark foggy night and do this? Only to have them laugh at my face?
Ickis: Yes yes exactly!
Oblina:No. But I suspect it's quite humiliating.
Krumm: What's that?
Ickis :It's a human dictionary. I'm looking up Snooky wooky checks. Maybe it's a good thing.
Oblina:Ickis, you're making a fool of yourself.
Ickis: Don't you mean a cute fool.
Ickis:Oh easy for you to say.
Oblina:Unfortunately, I do have plans tomorrow.
Ickis: [crying] What's the use? [shirly] I'll never be a good monster.
Ickis: [groaning] What was that?
Krumm:The power of positive stinking.
Ickis: Maybe you're right.
Krumm:You're a lean mean scaring machine.
Ickis: I guess I am sort of scary.
Ickis:Frightening. Ohh I like that.
Oblina: That's the spirit!
Krumm: You're bad Ickis, real bad.
Ickis:I'm bad! Bad is not half of what I am. I am the ugliest slimiest razor fanged sharped clawed monster menace..
Oblina: Good show!
Ickis: I'm feeling good!
Krumm:[laughing] Go with the feeling.
Oblina:Why don't we go above ground and let Ickis show his stuff?
Krumm: Sounds like a plan.
Ickis: Lead the way!
[Cuts to the store]
Krumm:Arr she blows.
Ickis:Just point me in the right direction.
Oblina: Okay. New strategy. Let's make this a little easier.
Ickis:Maybe we should call it a day.
Krumm:Don't quit on us now pal.
Ickis:He got placed and put on display on aisle 12. I know I know think positively.
Ickis:I told you I'm hopeless. Why are you torturing me like this?
Oblina:Don't be silly. You are simply having and off day.
Ickis:You mean a off life.
Ickis:That's not true.
Oblina: Then PROVE IT! Give this scare everything you have got.
Ickis: FINE! Let's go into the closet.
Krumm:Does he have a pear?
Krumm: [laughs] Great!
Man: All clear. Come on Don. Don, It's just a chair.
Don: I really like rice.
Man: I know you do Don. Now come on it's time for you're nappy.
Don: No nap! Rice!
Man:It's okay Don. Nap is like rice.
Don:Rise is good.
Man:Yes it is. Sweet dreams Don.
Krumm:Don't think so much. Just do it.
Oblina:I'm with Krumm.
Ickis:Today is the first day for the rest of my life.
Krumm: This is gonna be good.
[Don wraps ickis up as a teddy bear. Seeing this. Krumm and Oblina started to laugh at him, thinking it was so funny.}
Ickis: Oh fine. Laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you see the new Ickis.
Oblina: Where are you going? [laughter] What do you mean the new 'Ickis.
Ickis: You'll see.
Man: Now where is that dipstick?
Oblina:It's just not the same without Ickis.
Oblina:Perhaps laughing at him wasn't the nicest thing to do.
Krumm:It was funny though.
Oblina: Monster doctor?
Reporter:Ma'am why the protest- Ah! You have three nostrils!
Middle aged woman: No kidding. Look at what this guy did to me.
Oblina: Wait a minute.I know those ears anywhere. Could that be?
Krumm: It's Ickis.
Oblina: What is he doing there?
Woman:Well there you have it.
Oblina:Not if we get to him first. Come on.
Doctor:I not talking to reporters. Can't you see I'm busy.
Ickis:Give me the works.
Doctor:Nothing for payment.
Doctor:Old cabbage new cabbage. What's the difference?
Doctor:Oh yeah, whatever.
Ickis: Right now,
Doctor:Haven't you darn reporters ever heard of the door?
Krumm: I'll take that. Smell something?
Ickis: [Gasp!] What are you guys doing here?
Oblina:Stopping you from making a big mistake!
Ickis:When this is over, Ill be the scariest monster in Academy's history.
Krumm:Can't let you do it. Come on buddy.
Ickis: Leave me alone! I know what I'm doing.
Oblina: Krumm! Let him go! Look at him.
Krumm: He is kinda cute.
Oblina:No matter what you do to you're looks, you'll never much of a monster.
Ickis:I thought you were my friends.
Oblina:Isn't it obvious?
Krumm:You just don't have the stuff.
Ickis:How could you guys say that?!
Krumm:Yes Snooky wooky cheeks.
[That really really angered him. Ickis started to loom and breaks right out of the room.}
Krumm: How did you know that would work?
Oblina:I read a book once on physiology.
Doctor:Hey You ever thought of doing something about those lips?
Ickis:Can you believe it? Get me the viewfinder cause I am a real monster! What was that? Is it supposed to do that?