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Gromble: QUIET!

Oblina: We shall not let you down.

Gromble: Let's hope not. Tata! Be good little monsters while I'm gone. [laughs, but then comes back once more with a stern look.] Or else.

[The Gromble leaves]

[Monsters start celebrating.]

Oblina: [strict] STOP IT! Alrighty there. We shall have plenty of time for that later. Now is the time for reading our monster's manuals and after we have all learned what we have to learn for today, then we shall have a wonderfully quick but nourishing meal and then have an inviturating exercise.

Ickis: Krumm, I think we've got a problem.

Oblina: Ickis. When we want to speak, we raise our hands!

Ickis: Now I know we have a problem.


Oblina: Now, how hard could that be? I said alphabetical order. Bebbi, you are supposed to be here by Blib. Krumm, you are not supposed to be up with Ickis. Now go stand by Kriggle.

Ickis: C'mon, it's like 2 places. I do not see why Krumm just can't

Oblina: Hands, Ickis. When we want to speak, we raise our hands

Ickis: I'll give you hands.

Oblina: Um, you did not get any worms.

Ickis: I don't like worms.

Oblina: You should have worms. They are good for you.

Ickis: I don't like worms.

Oblina: I think you know who is right here, Ickis and a precious lunch is the golden stone of an effective scaring.

Ickis: You're right, Oblina.

Oblina: That is right.


Oblina: But of course I will.

Monster: Sludge fight!


Ickis: Oblina, we're going above ground.

Oblina: I am in charge now.

Ickis: Oblina, this is serious.

Oblina: And so am I.


Oblina: And you are a coward!

Ickis: Stick!

Oblina: Bunny!

Ickis: Come on. We're out of here.


Ickis: Come on, Oblina.

Oblina: Go on, little bunny rabbit.


[Krumm opens the door only for the water to spew everywhere]

Ickis: Close it close it!

Krumm: Now what?

Oblina: Aha! The big book of emergencies. Let's see. Eggs? Wait floods.

[Before Oblina can do anything, she interrupted when she sees Gromble's tub overflowing She gasps and water spurts everywhere. She screams, and tries to swim away. She tears off a page of the book and swims out of the room. She tries to open an emergency door to escape through]

Ickis: Wait!








Oblina: And I cannot swim!


[everyone agrees.]


Krumm: Does anyone know why the dump is flooding?


Krumm: There's gotta be a way from there. Good luck buddy.


Krumm: So that's the problem. Well, here it goes!


Ickis: There it is! His monster ship, the Ickis.





Oblina: There is no water behind it.




Oblina: Ickis! I can't swim!

[Ickis jumps into the water and grabs Oblina and places her back on the boat.]

Ickis: Forward paddle!

Monsters Uh oh,...

[The boat started to sink.]

Ickis: You know. All of a sudden.

Oblina: No, no. I am sorry, Ickis.

Ickis: Never what?

Oblina: Never mind.

Ickis: What happened?

Krumm: The sewer was clogged. That's why the dump was flooded.


Ickis: What are you doing?



Gromble: Yoo hoo, I'm home!


Gromble: Hello? Hello?