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[episode starts]

Zimbo: Come along. You're holding up the line.

Ickis: I don't understand why we'd have to draw our names anyway. We already do team scares. Krumm, Oblina and me are a great team.

Gromble: You must be prepared to work with any monster, any place, any time. Co-operation is the name of the game. In this world, it's monsters against humans. And monsters MUST ALWAYS WIN!

Zimbo: So you must choose. Choose. [Laughs] And I pity that unfortunate monster who must work with you.

[Ickis goes to the bag and picks one out of it. It's revealed to be Zimbo.]

Ickis: Zimbo, Zimbo?

Both: But, but, but...

Gromble: NO BUTS! That's your assignment.

[Ickis and Zimbo are shocked.]


Ickis: There's our scare. Let's just get this over with. I'll loom from the left, and you buzz in overhead.

Zimbo: Oh, save your planning. Zimbo will die before he helped you. Zimbo will do the simple scare and safe.

Ickis: But The Gromble said...

Zimbo: [Hiss] But The Gromble. Zimbo needs no one. Watch it, and learn it.

Ickis: Oh, yeah? You watch and learn, buzzo!


Zimbo: Where are we?

Ickis: LOST! And it's all your fault! Picking your name is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!

Zimbo: Defeated mutual, I will be happy never to see your face again!

Ickis: Oh, really? But that is less happier than I am! I don't care what The Gromble said. I am going home, and don't even think about following me!

Zimbo: Zimbo will not dream of it, Zimbo will find his own way home!


Zimbo: Ickis, help me. Help me!

Ickis: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! And hasta la vista to you, my obnoxious little friend!


Ickis: Who am I kidding? He'll be fine.

Ickis: Oh, who am I kidding? He won't be fine. I gotta help him.