[The episode starts.]
Don:I like rice.
Host:We're back and were talking to scared with three victems of monster sitings.
Simon:Do I look scared? Am I whimpering? I'm a monster hunter okay? I hang out in the sewers, and find and hunt monsters. It's a dirty job. Someone's gotta do it.
Don:I like rice.
Host:Yeah. So how many of you caught?
Simon:Well it depends on how you to find. And why do I hunt monster?
Don:I like rice.
Simon:Rice. Loving lunatics.
Host:So I understand you were scared by monsters who came under the beds.
Bradley:I wasn't scared and there's only one.
Host:How about you Murray?
Murray:I saw three.
Guy:Yeah will I saw four. The elves brought them.
Bradley:They think we're all crazy.
Simon:Go ahead and laugh. Very funny. a bunch of clowns we have here.
Host:Color me crazy sounds like a challenge.
Man:What are you doing?
Man:That's my car.
Host:It's got all the features you ever want.
Man:You can give them my car.
Man:A milloin dollors on my car?
Simon:Don't let it get to you kid.
Bradley:They think I'm crazy.
Simon:I haven't said it in my whole life.
Bradley:What do you do?
Simon: Me? I just covered my ears.
Bradley:I wasn't scared.
Simon:Of course you weren't
Bradley:I'm never scared.
Simon:I know that.
Simon:Me? No. I'm a professional. Not just animatre risking his neck for a use car that allows a million.
[All over the town, people set traps in their homes.]
Oblina:Are you sure you alright?
Oblina:Well you don't look fine fine.
Ickis:I'm not fine okay?! I'm misrable.
Ickis:Thank you I feel so much better now.
Simon:Tuesday, a hundred hours a night like any other. Garbage filth, vermin gosh all of it. but undernearth. Terror. Terror so real you can smell it. Note to my self, never smell terror at a dump What's that?
Ickis:I said I like to be alone.
Krumm:You mean without me?
Simon:Gotcha! You're not a monster.
Woman:You haven't seen them in the morning.
Simon:Well yes. As a matter in fact I am. Wait a minute. What are you doing here?
Woman:Hunting monsters. Isn't it fun.
Simon:You're hunting what?
Man:I got my on that ventory.
Simon:You canntot hunt monsters! Your a family.
Simon:Probably you say?
Boy:Look there's a monster behind the tree.
Woman:Good work sweetie.
Simon:You call that a monster? That's nothing but a bunny rabbit.
Ickis:Krumm I thought I told you. AHH! HELP! HELP!
Simon:Yes! You're mine!
Ickis:I'm lost. Lost forever in the black pit of dispear. Alone forgotton without hope. And I'm getting nausous.
Krumm:Don't worry buddy. I almost had it. Oblina!
Simon:Yes! Yes! I did it! I did...It
Bradley:Wow you got a monster?
Simon:Of course. I got a monster. Why? Why may you ask? Becuase I'm good.
Ickis:He said was going to save me.
Krumm:Don't worry buddy I got it all figured out.
Simon:Yes! I did it! I did it! Two monsters! I'm so bad! I'm worst!
Simon:Come on in I'll be right there.
Gromble:I said left.
Oblina:Will you keep it down?
Oblina:No no the other way.
Simon:Ecuse me for a minute.
Oblina:Ooh the Lump.
Monster 2:The lamp.
Simon:Woo. I'm worst. I'm worst then worse. I'm Simon the terrible.
Oblina:Will you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
monster:What are we gonna do?
Monster: 2:Let her think.
Monster:I don't think.
Oblina:We are done for.
Bradley:He's the one who scared me.
Simon:It's okay. He can't get out.
Bradley:Wait..You're scared of me?
Ickis:No way, you're the one who's scared.
Bradley:Am not, And I wouldn't scare one who hide under my bed either.
Ickis:You weren't scared at all.
Ickis:At least a little bit.
Ickis:Fine. I have everything I had.
Bradley:Maybe I was scared.
Ickis:You were really?
Bradley:A little bit.
Simon:Don't get close to that cage.
Bradley:Yeah sure. Or the boogey man.
Ickis:He's scary too.
Bradley:Wnat a cookie?
Ickis:No thanks. Listen Bradley, I want you to pretend something.
Ickis:Pretend that you were at a dump, adn you're gathing grubs then suddenly a monster hunter sneak sup behind you and throws you into a cage.
Bradley:I went on TV. It was awful.
Simon:Bradley give me and hand with these cages will ya?
Ickis:Then it will be the end of us Bradley. It will be the end of me.
Simon:Come on I'm already late.
[Bradley grabs the keys and frees all the monsters]
Simon:Where's..Where's my monsters.
Bradley:It was so weird.
Simon:They're more devious than I should have known that. When did I know that. Becuase I'm stupid that's why. I'm not bad. I'm not terrible! I'm stink!