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Ickis: I'll trade you my angmar the horrific and my jaghorn for your speldonn the maw.
Monster: Oh, do it!
That's speldonn's rookie card
And he has a much higher earned scare average
Than both of yours.
All right, okay, uncle!
You're cruel!
But I'll throw in a nasty ronnie and some shower tile scrapings.
Deal!
Oblina: What are you doing?
Trading monster cards.
Oblina: Ooh! May I join you?
Sure.
Oblina, this is guy stuff.
"Guy stuff"?
Are you... Are you suggesting that there are some things that I cannot do?
Because let me assure you guys
Anything you four can do
I can do equally well or better!
That's not the point.
This is guy stuff!
Ergo, only guys should do it.
Now run along and play with your doll.
Right, fellas?
Oh, oh, yeah, sure.
I guess so.
Excuse me.
You heard us, little missy.
We're going to do some guy junk so don't try and follow us around
And bug us and stuff, hmm?
( Deep voice ): Come on, guys.
Ickis: Krumm, come on.
Yeah, guys.
Hey, Oblina!
What's going on?
We are doing girly stuff.
Dizzle and Hairyette and I are throwing a slumber party!
A slumber party?
As in... ( Snores ) ...sleeping?
Oh, that should be very, very boring!
Boring? I doubt it.
We are going to start by feasting on hubcaps.
( Laughs )
With bugs?
With everything.
And then, we're going scaring!
Hubcaps with bugs and then scaring?
A whole night of scaring.
Great! When do we start?
We start now.
You start never!
This is girl stuff, remember?
Yeah, but... What are we supposed to do?
Well, you are guys, aren't you?
Oblina: I am sure those powerful boy brains of yours
Will think of something.
Toodles!
( Laughing )
Girl: This is so much fun, Anne.
I mean, a slumber party with just us girls.
No icky boys around to bother us.
( Retching )
Boys...
All: Who needs 'em?
( Doorbell rings )
Pizza!
( Screaming )
That'll be...
Nine and a half toenails.
Yummy!
Jaqq is so cute.
I can definitely see you as Mrs. Jaqq!
Really? Thanks.
I thought you said boys were gross.
Jaqq's not a boy, he's a man.
All: Ooh!
Spangar! I'm in love!
( Sighing )
All right, girlies!
Let's go scaring!
All: Yeah!
( Giggling )
You mean, like, your parents actually used to listen to these things?
Yeah, they were called "records" and they were made out of oil.
How retro.
Okay, okay.
Want to hear something scary?
( Music playing )
That sounds... Pretty.
Doesn't it, though?
It's simply horrible!
( Smacking, crunching )
Coast is clear.
( Giggling )
Okay, okay, okay!
Now, the time has come for prank phone calls!
Yes!
Yeah!
Let's call Larry O'Day.
He looks like Jaqq.
It can't get any better than this.
I'm going to go for the record.
I thought you guys said we were going to do something.
We are doing something.
What do you call this?
A snoozefest.
I wonder what the girls are doing.
They're probably running around doing dumb girl stuff.
You know, the dumb stuff that dumb girls do.
Want to go bug them?
All: Cool! All right!
Yeah! Let's go!
Okay, kids, heads up on this next cheer, okay?
Shh!
Now, let's really give them something to cheer about.
( Sniffing )
We need a new ball, coach.
Pee-ew!
This one's...
Krumm!
What do you think you are doing here?
Doing? We weren't doing anything, were we, guys?
( Belching ): Nope.
You leave us alone.
This is our party.
Oh, yeah, we'll leave you alone.
Promise.
( Snickering ): Sure.
Man: Jaqq will make himself available for some personal contact that you will remember for decades.
No touching, please.
Girls: jaqq! Jaqq!
( Girls squealing )
You're the greatest, Jaqq.
You're just great!
Great.
Jaqq! Jaqq!
Huh?
Oblina: Ickis!
Oblina!
Whatever in the world are you doing here?
( Laughing )
Isn't it funny how we just keep running into each other?
No, it isn't!
( Growling, screaming )
Hairyette: it's just not fair.
We can't let them get the best of us, can we?
No, we cannot!
And I think I have just the solution.
( Gobbling, smacking )
Gentlemen, let us prepare to bring operation "bug the girls" to a glorious conclusion.
Whoa! This place gives me the creeps.
Where are the girls?
I saw them come in here, I know I did!
Maybe they went out the back door.
Let's look around.
Shh!
Did you see that?
This place is swarming with humans!
No wonder the girls came here.
We got to find Oblina and show those girls the right way to scare!
( Gasping )
What the hey?
Humans!
I got 'em,
I got 'em!
Stand back and watch a pro at work!
Little help?
Krumm: Nothing's working!
[???]
Urbab: Help!
Ickis: Oh, don't hurt us! Don't hurt us! Please, please, please.
Krumm: Oh, no! Leave us alone! G-g-g-go away, please!
Girls: Go away! Help! Oh, dear, it's so rich.
Dizzle: If you could have seen the looks on your faces! You looked like a bunch of... A bunch of humans!
Hairyette: Yeah! Baby humans!
Krumm: That wasn't funny, Oblina!
Urbab: Yeah, you might have gotten hurt.
Oblina: Please! You guys are such sore losers And such little... Scaredy-monsters, scaredy-monsters! We have to laugh! Ladies?
[Girls laugh]
Ickis: Let's get out of here!
[???]
Scaredy-monsters, scaredy-monsters.
Nope.