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[Episode starts under the bridge.]

Oblina: Got one.

Krumm: It's a beauty. What is it?

Oblina: It is a white sided roller.

Krumm: That's good for eaten'.

Ickis: Hey I got one. It's big. [cough] This is gonna put me in the dump of fame. [splash] A fish..I really thought I had something. [cough]

Krumm: You might wanna get that checked.

Ickis: What for? It's probably something I ate.



Ickis: Thank you thank you thank you. Here you go sir. [cough] They're all here.

Gromble: Oblina, would you watch the class? Ickis! Come with me.


Monster Doctor: Say ah. Can you hear that? You dizzy?

Ickis: Yeah. [Cough]

Monster Doctor:

Gromble: What is it?

Monster Doctor: There's only one way to find out. I'm going in. This is bad. Really really bad.

Ickis:What are you saying?

Monster Doctor: This is not good. You


Monster Doctor:

Ickis: Could you be more specific?

Monster Doctor: Ka boom.

Zimbo: Ka boom?

Oblina: What do you mean Ka boom?

Ickis: For the next seven days, I'm a walking disaster waiting to happen.

Krumm: What happens after seven days?



Oblina: Ickis I know this is serious but you cannot spend the week sitting there in the dorm room.


Krumm: Come on.


Gromble: Everybody back in your seats! Now you be please to know

Snav: That's my great uncle Sniv.

Gromble: Does anyone know what he did for monsters everywhere?

Snav: He was my great uncle.


Snav: Being my great uncle isn't enough.

Gromble: Oblina.

Oblina: Yes.

Gromble: Thank you, Oblina.

Ickis: Wha?

Gromble: It doesn't matter at all if they blew up or not.



Ickis: What about you?

Oblina: I am wise beyond my years. Goodnight Icky. Good night Krumm.

Krumm: Goodnight Oblina. Goodnight Ickis.

Ickis: Goodnight guys.

Oblina: Go to sleep Ickis. We will see you in the morning.

Ickis: Come in.

Both: Horvak!

Krumm: Dad.

Horvak: Hello there Oblina hello Ickis. How's your dad. Pack your things Krumm.

Krumm: What's going on dad?





Horvak: Ickis doesn't wanna come.

Krumm: Bye buddy.

Oblina: Krumm do not want to leave Ickis I'm sure.

Ickis: What does it matter.

[Ickis leaves the dorm.]

Ickis: What are you doing? Everybody packing your bags? Going away from me before I blow you up? [His body inflates and deflates as smoke breaths though.]



Monster: Ickis was going to explode!

Monster 2: Any moment in a great big ball of fire.

Monster 3: A ball of fire so big it would blow the whole school.

Monster 4: You told me he would blow the whole dump.

Gromble: [Gasps] Who told you that?

[The monsters pointed at Zimbo.]

Zimbo: I believe

Gromble: You've all been misinformed. I told you was not a danger to any of you. But you listen to rumors.

Oblina: Humans.

Gromble: So is that what you all want to act like. A bunch of humans?

[Up at the surface it was raining.]

Ickis: Here you go buddy. [cough] Yeah. Run from me. Everybody else does. And you know what I don't care.

[A roaming truck startled Ickis.]

Ickis: Go ahead life! Toy with me/ I don't care about anything. I don't care about anyone else.

Krumm: Hi, Ickis.

Ickis: Krumm. Krumm! You came back.


Snav: That's because we were looking for you.

Oblina: The Gromble made everyone see how they are treating you Icky, And they want you to come home.

Monster: Yeah I couldn't sleep anyway.

Ickis: Good night guys.

Krumm: Good night Ickis

Monsters: Good night Ickis.

Oblina: Good night Ickis.

Zimbo: As I said, Goodnight Ickis.

[5 days later]

Ickis: What do you mean?

Monster Doctor: Open wide. Great. I've been looking for this for a week.

Ickis: Yeah Well.

Monster Doctor: Blowing up? No. You are as healthy as the day you were born. As of fact, all of you healthy monsters have no business in here. Get out. All of you. Out!

[all cheer]

Ickis: I'm okay!

Oblina: Let us go tell everybody.

Krumm: Yeah. Come on buddy let's party!