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[Episode starts]

Krumm: You really got all that one, Ickis.

Oblina: Alrighty everyone. Practice is over.

Ickis: Ah come on, little miss stricty.

Oblina: But Icky, it is almost time for class.

Ickis: One more before class.

Oblina: Sorry, Ickis. That was our last tomato

Ickis: Tomaeto.

Oblina: There is nothing left to hit.

Ickis: What about Krumm's eye?

Krumm: I don't know.


Oblina: Time for class.

Krumm: Whew. Saved by the belch.


Ickis: Don't call on me. Don't call on me. Don't call on me.

Gromble: Ickis.

Ickis: He called on me.

Gromble: Viewfinder please.

Ickis: He called on me. He called on me.

Gromble: NOW!


Gromble: Correct me If I'm wrong Ickis, but it seems like you have no scares today. WHY NOT!?

Ickis: I was playing sewerball.

Gromble: I see.

Ickis: Well um..




Monster Dealer:

Ickis: Yeah. Who are you?

Monster Dealer: Chill home slive.

Ickis: You can make what I need.

Monster Dealer: Don't be so sure. I have the cure. tuft of hair [rips Ickis' fur off] ear wax, toe jab.

Ickis: I don't know about this...

Gromble: [Illusion.] Five scares! Five scares!

Ickis: Give me that!

[Ickis swallows up the potion. His body started to shake and tingle cough and sputter, his stomach gurgles and he spews out five eggs. And they all hatch into his five versions of himself.]

Monster Dealer: Ickis, meet Trickis.

Trickis: Hey thank you very much. It's great to be here. Thanks a lot. I just have this body completely detailed.

Monster Dealer: Tickis...

Tickis: How do I look? Do I look alright? Do you like me? I hope you like me?

Monster Dealer: Thickis....

Thickis: 47, 48, 49, 50. Sweet! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Monster Dealer: Chickis..

Chickis: Hey where does the monster go to have a good time in this dinky little sewer?

Monster Dealer: And Gummo.[Gummo laughs]

Ickis: Trickis, Tickis, Thicks, Chickis and Gummo.

Monster Dealer: Don't ask.

Ickis: These are me?

Monster Dealer:

Ickis: How can I thank you.

Monster Dealer:


Gromble: Oh splendid work, Ickis.

Ickis: Great job guys I could have done better myself.

Oblina: Ickis, [Ickis yelps] what are you doing?

Ickis: I was just talking to myself.

Krumm: Come on Ickis.

Thickis: He calls this garbage? After all we did for him, I'm getting myself some real sludge. Who's with me?

Trickis: Yeah.

Tickis: Yeah.

Chickis: Yeah.

Gummo: [laughing]



Gromble: Come on Oblina! Show em what you can do!





Gummo: [laughing]


Trickis: Hey what kind of a weirdo lives in a place like this?

Zimbo: Dropping in for a snorching, Ickis? What happened? Did you blow the big game?

Trickis: Great. Stereo freaks.

Zimbo: Freaks?

Trickis: Oh yeah. I get it. I'm supposed to be scared. Yeah right real scared.


Gromble: I can't watch.




Tickis: Hey, do you like me?

Krumm: Of course I do Ickis. Wow. Someone's gonna get in trouble for that.

Tickis: No! But I mean do you really like me. I mean really do ya?

Krumm: Ickis, you're my best friend.

Tickis: You like me? You absolutely sure you like me?

Krumm: Ickis, stop bothering me. I like you.

Tickis: He likes me. He really likes me.


Chickis: You are so repulsive.

Oblina: Ickis.

Chickis: Those lips those eyes. You are a stick with lips and I ameutated with a U. Cold lips.


Ickis: [gasps] Uh oh.


Ickis: Trickis? Tickis? Thickis? Chickis? Gummo?

Monster Dealer: You're up tight, thing's alright?

Ickis: NO! Everybody is mad at me. The Gromble, Snorch, Zimbo. Even my best friends, Krumm and Oblina!

Monster Dealer: That's not nice.

Ickis: Chickis tried to kiss Oblina. I am never gonna live that down.

Monster Dealer: [In The Gromble's Voice] Exactly! [He reveals himself as The Gromble.]

Ickis: Gromble.

Gromble: Yes.

Ickis: But why did you let me go though this?

Gromble: We're gonna get these nasty clones in there. One Ickis is enough for me. [blows his whistle.] ALRIGHT EVERYONE! BACK IN THE EGGS!


Gromble: Gummo...


Ickis: What's gonna happen to them?

Gromble: Why, Ickis. You're going to eat them, of course.

Ickis: Well I guess it's not so bad.