[The episode starts.]

Woman:I can't believe how big this house is.

George:I know honey but it's a little out of our price range.

Saler:All this space for only 60.000 dollars. It's bargin.

Woman:What was that?

Saler::I didn't hear anything.

George:It's just the wind. We can fix that. Of course It will cost us.


Woman:Mrs. Landers. Theres some kind of green slime coming out of the walls.


George:Honey it's humanitiy.

Woman:But I never seen humanity do that.



Woman:Honey. For goodness sake this place is haunted.


Saler:Yes I do, there's expensive 30,000 but that's my last offer.

George: We'll take it. Look honey she's so happy she can barely speak.


Ickis:Sorry Oblina. Maybe I shouldn't have said ladies first.

Oblina:What is it Krumm?

Krumm:A splinter. No wonder humans wore pants. Looks like nobody lives here.

Oblina:I dear say humans would be afraid of a house like this. Why they would think it was haunted by ghosts.

Ickis:That's ridiculous. everyone knows theres no such things as ghosts.

Oblina: Quit clowning around, Ickis. It is our job to find whoever lives here.

Krumm:And scare them bad,

Oblina:Ickis you check left Krumm check right. I shall take the upstairs okay?

Ickis:Sure what would that be okay.


Ickis: Hello? Anyone there?

Krumm: What is it?

Ickis:Nothing. I was [screams] warming up.

Woman:You hear that? It sound like someone screaming.

George:Honey it's probably the realtor. Realizing how much she sold this house for.

Oblina:Look such a happy couple. Let's way we scare them till their eyes bug out.

Woman:What is that awful smell?

Man:It's probably just a stunk. Make that several skunks. Maybe a little more of this stuff should do the trick.


Man: So dark in here. That's better.

Krumm:Looks like we all struck out.

Ickis:Yeah I say we forget the whole thing. This place gives me the creeps.

Oblina:What if we try surprising them while they're sleeping.

Ickis:I'm not really confortable for that.

Krumm:Sounds good to me.

Oblina:Me too. Let's be off.

Ickis:Me too!


Ickis:Was that you Krumm?

Krumm:No. Oblina?

Oblina: No.

Ickis:Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

[they scream]

Oblina: Hurry up Ickis!

Ickis: I can't! I can't! Something's got my foot!

Krumm: Are you sure?

Ickis: Are you sure?!

Krumm:Let's get out of here!

Man:Okay so we got ghosts. but maybe we can claim them as dependents.

Ickis:Is it safe?

Oblina:AH! It looks like the coast is clear.

Krumm:We can't go.

Ickis: Why not.

Krumm:We haven't scared the humans left.

Ickis: Oh flam!


Ickis:No Krumm has a point!


Krumm:Hurry Ickis we don't have much time.


Krumm:Nice place

Ickis:That works for me.


Ickis:That's rotton dump air arlgiht.

Krumm:Where's Oblina?

Monster:Nobody move!

Krumm:Who are you?

Monster:Don't worry about who I am.

Ickis:I'm Ickis and this is Oblina..

Krumm:And I'm Krumm.

Monster:Stay right where you are mister.

Oblina:Well somebody woke up at the wrong side of the morning didn't they?

Monster:Stow it sister.

Oblina: Watch it.



Monster:Don't get cute on me.

Ickis:Excuse me sir.

Monster:What is it.

Ickis:I don't think

Monster:Ghost what ghost?


Monster:Noises? You mean like this one.

Woman:George I don't care how cheap this house was, we're leaving tomorrow.

Oblina: It was you?

Porg:Darn right it was. Me Porg.

Ickis:Wait a minute what mission?


Krumm:Never heard of it.


Porg:Nice try dust ball.

Oblina:No really it I did.





Porg:Lucky guess.

Oblina: A belt!


Krumm:Black gloves.


Krumm:To die for.



Porg:53 years.

Ickis:53 years.




Krumm:Sorry sir.

Porg:I can't believe it.

Ickis:It's okay Porg.


Porg:No problem.

Oblina:Oh Mr. Porg. Yoohoo. KNOCK IT OFF~



Porg:Actually it is only a week.

Krumm:A week.









Both: Monsters!

Porg:That was great.

Ickis:Porg there's something I been meaning to ask you about I know you made the scary noises, but how did you make the bulge?

Porg: I didn't make the walls bulge.


Gromble: I see Ickis, Krumm and Oblina are back from their assignment. But who are you?

Porg:Porg sir .I have return today after 53 years to report I sucessfully scare the humans at my post.

Gromble: Oh yes. Porg. Good work, nice to have you back, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to mark you, TARDY!

[Porg ends up accidently squeezing the goo on the Gromble which made him furious and chases Porg around as all the students laugh. Ending the episode.]

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