[The episode starts.]
Woman:I can't believe how big this house is.
George:I know honey but it's a little out of our price range.
Saler:All this space for only 60.000 dollars. It's bargin.
Woman:What was that?
Saler::I didn't hear anything.
George:It's just the wind. We can fix that. Of course It will cost us.
Woman:Mrs. Landers. Theres some kind of green slime coming out of the walls.
George:Honey it's humanitiy.
Woman:But I never seen humanity do that.
Woman:Honey. For goodness sake this place is haunted.
Saler:Yes I do, there's expensive 30,000 but that's my last offer.
George: We'll take it. Look honey she's so happy she can barely speak.
Ickis:Sorry Oblina. Maybe I shouldn't have said ladies first.
Oblina:What is it Krumm?
Krumm:A splinter. No wonder humans wore pants. Looks like nobody lives here.
Oblina:I dear say humans would be afraid of a house like this. Why they would think it was haunted by ghosts.
Ickis:That's ridiculous. everyone knows theres no such things as ghosts.
Oblina: Quit clowning around, Ickis. It is our job to find whoever lives here.
Krumm:And scare them bad,
Oblina:Ickis you check left Krumm check right. I shall take the upstairs okay?
Ickis:Sure what would that be okay.
Ickis: Hello? Anyone there?
Krumm: What is it?
Ickis:Nothing. I was [screams] warming up.
Woman:You hear that? It sound like someone screaming.
George:Honey it's probably the realtor. Realizing how much she sold this house for.
Oblina:Look such a happy couple. Let's way we scare them till their eyes bug out.
Woman:What is that awful smell?
Man:It's probably just a stunk. Make that several skunks. Maybe a little more of this stuff should do the trick.
Man: So dark in here. That's better.
Krumm:Looks like we all struck out.
Ickis:Yeah I say we forget the whole thing. This place gives me the creeps.
Oblina:What if we try surprising them while they're sleeping.
Ickis:I'm not really confortable for that.
Krumm:Sounds good to me.
Oblina:Me too. Let's be off.
Ickis:Was that you Krumm?
Ickis:Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Oblina: Hurry up Ickis!
Ickis: I can't! I can't! Something's got my foot!
Krumm: Are you sure?
Ickis: Are you sure?!
Krumm:Let's get out of here!
Man:Okay so we got ghosts. but maybe we can claim them as dependents.
Ickis:Is it safe?
Oblina:AH! It looks like the coast is clear.
Krumm:We can't go.
Ickis: Why not.
Krumm:We haven't scared the humans left.
Ickis: Oh flam!
Ickis:No Krumm has a point!
Krumm:Hurry Ickis we don't have much time.
Ickis:That works for me.
Ickis:That's rotton dump air arlgiht.
Krumm:Who are you?
Monster:Don't worry about who I am.
Ickis:I'm Ickis and this is Oblina..
Krumm:And I'm Krumm.
Monster:Stay right where you are mister.
Oblina:Well somebody woke up at the wrong side of the morning didn't they?
Monster:Stow it sister.
Oblina: Watch it.
Monster:Don't get cute on me.
Ickis:Excuse me sir.
Monster:What is it.
Ickis:I don't think
Monster:Ghost what ghost?
Monster:Noises? You mean like this one.
Woman:George I don't care how cheap this house was, we're leaving tomorrow.
Oblina: It was you?
Porg:Darn right it was. Me Porg.
Ickis:Wait a minute what mission?
Krumm:Never heard of it.
Porg:Nice try dust ball.
Oblina:No really it I did.
Oblina: A belt!
Krumm:To die for.
Porg:I can't believe it.
Ickis:It's okay Porg.
Oblina:Oh Mr. Porg. Yoohoo. KNOCK IT OFF~
Porg:Actually it is only a week.
Porg:That was great.
Ickis:Porg there's something I been meaning to ask you about I know you made the scary noises, but how did you make the bulge?
Porg: I didn't make the walls bulge.
Gromble: I see Ickis, Krumm and Oblina are back from their assignment. But who are you?
Porg:Porg sir .I have return today after 53 years to report I sucessfully scare the humans at my post.
Gromble: Oh yes. Porg. Good work, nice to have you back, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to mark you, TARDY!
[Porg ends up accidently squeezing the goo on the Gromble which made him furious and chases Porg around as all the students laugh. Ending the episode.]