[The episode starts.]
Woman: I can't believe how big this house is.
George: I know, honey but it's a little out of our price range.
Saler: All this space for only 60.000 dollars. It's bargin.
Woman: What was that?
Saler: I didn't hear anything.
George:It's just the wind. We can fix that. Of course It will cost us.
Woman: Mrs. Landers. There's some kind of green slime coming out of the walls.
George: Honey it's humanity.
Woman: But I never seen humanity do that.
Woman: Honey. For goodness sake this place is haunted.
Saler: Yes I do, there's expensive 30,000 but that's my last offer.
George: We'll take it. Look honey she's so happy she can barely speak.
Ickis: Sorry, Oblina. Maybe I shouldn't have said ladies first.
Oblina: What is it Krumm?
Krumm:A splinter. No wonder humans wore pants. Looks like nobody lives here.
Oblina:I dear say humans would be afraid of a house like this. Why they would think it was haunted by ghosts.
Ickis: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such things as ghosts.
Oblina: Quit clowning around, Ickis. It is our job to find whoever lives here.
Krumm: And scare them bad,
Oblina: Ickis you check left Krumm check right. I shall take the upstairs okay?
Ickis: Sure what would that be okay.
Ickis: Hello? Anyone there?
Krumm: What is it?
Ickis: Nothing. I was [screams] warming up.
Woman:You hear that? It sound like someone screaming.
George:Honey it's probably the realtor. Realizing how much she sold this house for.
Oblina :Look such a happy couple. Let's way we scare them till their eyes bug out.
Woman: What is that awful smell?
Man: It's probably just a stunk. Make that several skunks. Maybe a little more of this stuff should do the trick.
Man: So dark in here. That's better.
Krumm: Looks like we all struck out.
Ickis: Yeah I say we forget the whole thing. This place gives me the creeps.
Oblina: What if we try surprising them while they're sleeping.
Ickis: I'm not really comfortable for that.
Krumm: Sounds good to me.
Oblina: Me too. Let's be off.
Ickis: Me too!
Ickis: Was that you, Krumm?
Krumm: No. Oblina?
Ickis: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Oblina: Hurry up Ickis!
Ickis: I can't! I can't! Something's got my foot!
Krumm: Are you sure?
Ickis: Are you sure?!
Krumm: Let's get out of here!
Man: Okay so we got ghosts. but maybe we can claim them as dependents.
Ickis: Is it safe?
Oblina: AH! It looks like the coast is clear.
Krumm: We can't go.
Ickis: Why not.
Krumm: We haven't scared the humans left.
Ickis: Oh flam!
Ickis: No Krumm has a point!
Krumm: Hurry, Ickis! We don't have much time.
Krumm: Nice place
Ickis: That works for me.
Ickis: That's rotten dump air alright.
Krumm: Where's Oblina?
Monster: Nobody move!
Krumm: Who are you?
Monster: Don't worry about who I am.
Ickis: I'm Ickis and this is Oblina..
Krumm: And I'm Krumm.
Monster: Stay right where you are mister.
Oblina: Well somebody woke up at the wrong side of the morning didn't they?
Monster: Stow it sister.
Oblina: Watch it.
Monster: Don't get cute on me.
Ickis: Excuse me sir.
Monster: What is it.
Ickis: I don't think
Monster: Ghost what ghost?
Monster: Noises? You mean like this one.
Woman: George I don't care how cheap this house was, we're leaving tomorrow.
Oblina: It was you?
Porg: Darn right it was. Me Porg.
Ickis: Wait a minute, what mission?
Krumm: Never heard of it.
Porg: Nice try dust ball.
Oblina: No really it I did.
Porg: Lucky guess.
Oblina: A belt!
Krumm: Black gloves.
Krumm: To die for.
Porg: 53 years.
Ickis: 53 years.
Krumm: Sorry sir.
Porg: I can't believe it.
Ickis: It's okay Porg.
Oblina: Oh Mr. Porg. Yoohoo. KNOCK IT OFF~
Porg: Actually it is only a week.
Krumm: A week.
Porg: That was great.
Ickis: Porg there's something I been meaning to ask you about I know you made the scary noises, but how did you make the bulge?
Porg: I didn't make the walls bulge.
Gromble: I see Ickis, Krumm and Oblina are back from their assignment. But who are you?
Porg: Porg sir .I have return today after 53 years to report I successfully scare the humans at my post.
Gromble: Oh yes. Porg. Good work, nice to have you back, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to mark you, TARDY!
[Porg ends up accidently squeezing the goo on the Gromble which made him furious and chases Porg around as all the students laugh. Ending the episode.]