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[The episode starts with a couple moving to an old abandoned house.]

Woman: I can't believe how big this house is.

George: I know, honey but it's a little out of our price range.

Seller: All this space for only 60.000 dollars. It's bargin.

Woman: What was that?

Seller: I didn't hear anything.

George: It's just the wind. We can fix that. Of course it will cost us.


Woman: Mrs. Landers. There's some kind of green slime coming out of the walls.

Seller: Slime?

George: Honey it's humanity.

Woman: But I never seen humanity do that.



Woman: Honey. For goodness sake this place is haunted.


Seller: Yes I do, there's expensive 30,000 but that's my last offer.

George: We'll take it. Look honey she's so happy she can barely speak.

[From inside, Ickis, Onlina and Krumm came out of the chimney.]

Ickis: Sorry, Oblina. Maybe I shouldn't have said ladies first.

Oblina: What is it Krumm?

Krumm: A splinter. No wonder humans wore pants. Looks like nobody lives here.

Oblina: I dear say humans would be afraid of a house like this. Why they would think it was haunted by ghosts.

Ickis: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such things as ghosts.

Oblina: Quit clowning around, Ickis. It is our job to find whoever lives here.

Krumm: And scare them bad,

Oblina: Ickis you check left Krumm check right. I shall take the upstairs okay?

Ickis: Sure what would that be okay.


Ickis: Hello? Anyone there?

Krumm: What is it?

Ickis: Nothing. I was [screams] warming up.

Woman: You hear that? It sound like someone screaming.

George: Honey, it's probably the realtor. Realizing how much she sold this house for.

Oblina: Look such a happy couple. Let's way we scare them till their eyes bug out.

Woman: What is that awful smell?

Man: It's probably just a stunk. Make that several skunks. Maybe a little more of this stuff should do the trick.


Man: So dark in here. That's better.

Krumm: Looks like we all struck out.

Ickis: Yeah I say we forget the whole thing. This place gives me the creeps.

Oblina: What if we try surprising them while they're sleeping.

Ickis: I'm not really comfortable for that.

Krumm: Sounds good to me.

Oblina: Me too. Let's be off.

Ickis: Me too!


Ickis: Was that you, Krumm?

Krumm: No. Oblina?

Oblina: No.

Ickis: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

[they scream]

Oblina: Hurry up Ickis!

Ickis: I can't! I can't! Something's got my foot!

Krumm: Are you sure?

Ickis: Are you sure?!

Krumm: Let's get out of here!

Man: Okay so we got ghosts. but maybe we can claim them as dependents.

Ickis: Is it safe?

Oblina: AH! It looks like the coast is clear.

Krumm: We can't go.

Ickis: Why not.

Krumm: We haven't scared the humans left.

Ickis: Oh flam!

Oblina: What?

Ickis: No Krumm has a point!

Oblina: Hurry.

Krumm: Hurry, Ickis! We don't have much time.


Krumm: Nice place

Ickis: That works for me.


Ickis: That's rotten dump air alright.

Krumm: Where's Oblina?

Monster: Nobody move!

Krumm: Who are you?

Monster: Don't worry about who I am.

Ickis: I'm Ickis and this is Oblina..

Krumm: And I'm Krumm.

Monster: Stay right where you are mister.

Oblina: Well somebody woke up at the wrong side of the morning didn't they?

Monster: Stow it sister.

Oblina: Watch it.


Krumm: Orders?

Monster: Don't get cute on me.

Ickis: Excuse me sir.

Monster: What is it.

Ickis: I don't think

Monster: Ghost what ghost?


Monster: Noises? You mean like this one.

Woman: George I don't care how cheap this house was, we're leaving tomorrow.

Oblina: It was you?

Porg: Darn right it was. Me Porg.

Ickis: Wait a minute, what mission?


Krumm: Never heard of it.


Porg: Nice try dust ball.

Oblina: No really it I did.




Ickis: Red.

Porg: Lucky guess.

Oblina: A belt!


Krumm: Black gloves.

Porg: Really.

Krumm: To die for.



Porg: 53 years.

Ickis: 53 years.




Krumm: Sorry sir.

Porg: I can't believe it.

Ickis: It's okay Porg.


Porg:No problem.

Oblina: Oh Mr. Porg. Yoohoo. KNOCK IT OFF~



Porg: Actually it is only a week.

Krumm: A week.









Both: Monsters!

Porg: That was great.

Ickis: Porg there's something I been meaning to ask you about I know you made the scary noises, but how did you make the bulge?

Porg: I didn't make the walls bulge.


Gromble: I see Ickis, Krumm and Oblina are back from their assignment. But who are you?

Porg: Porg sir .I have return today after 53 years to report I successfully scare the humans at my post.

Gromble: Oh yes. Porg. Good work, nice to have you back, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to mark you, TARDY!

[Porg ends up accidentally squeezing the goo on the Gromble which made him furious and chases Porg around as all the students laugh. Ending the episode.]