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[The episode starts with a couple moving to an old abandoned house.]
Woman: I can't believe how big this house is.
George: I know, honey but it's a little out of our price range.
Seller: All this space for only 60.000 dollars. It's bargin.
Woman: What was that?
Seller: I didn't hear anything.
George: It's just the wind. We can fix that. Of course, it will cost us.
Seller: Perhaps I can get The owner to lower His price to Say $50,000?
Woman: Mrs. Landers. There's some kind of green slime coming out of the walls.
Seller: Slime?
George: Honey, it's humanity.
Woman: But I never seen humanity do that.
George: Probably cost us a fortune To take care of, though.
Seller: Yes, um, how would $40,000 Sound to you?
Woman: Honey. For goodness sake, this place is haunted.
George: Do you have any idea How much a good Exorcism goes For these days?
Seller: Yes I do, there's expensive 30,000 but that's my last offer.
George: We'll take it. Look, honey, she's so happy she can barely speak.
[From inside, Ickis, Onlina and Krumm came out of the chimney.]
Ickis: Sorry, Oblina. Maybe I shouldn't have said ladies first.
Oblina: What is it, Krumm?
Krumm: A splinter. No wonder humans wore pants. Looks like nobody lives here.
Oblina: I dear say humans would be afraid of a house like this. Why they would think it was haunted by ghosts.
Ickis: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such things as ghosts.
Oblina: Quit clowning around, Ickis. It is our job to find whoever lives here.
Krumm: And scare them bad,
Oblina: Ickis, you check left Krumm check right. I shall take the upstairs, okay?
Ickis: Sure, what would that be okay.
[???]
Ickis: Hello? Anyone there?
Krumm: What is it?
Ickis: Nothing. I was [screams] warming up.
Woman: You hear that? It sound like someone screaming.
George: Honey, it's probably the realtor realizing how much she sold this house for.
Oblina: Look such a happy couple. Let's way we scare them till their eyes bug out.
Woman: What is that awful smell?
Man: It's probably just a stunk. Make that several skunks. Maybe a little more of this stuff should do the trick.
[???]
Man: So dark in here. That's better.
Krumm: Looks like we all struck out.
Ickis: Yeah, I say we forget the whole thing.
[Slime creaking the steps on Ickis]
Ickis: This place gives me the creeps.
Oblina: What if we try surprising them while they're sleeping.
Ickis: I'm not really comfortable for that.
Krumm: Sounds good to me.
Oblina: Me too. Let's be off.
[The slime is about to grab Ickis]
Ickis: Me too!
[???]
Ickis: Was that you, Krumm?
Krumm: No. Oblina?
Oblina: No.
Ickis: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
[They scream A strange gooey subtance grabbed Ickis,]
Oblina: Hurry up, Ickis!
Ickis: I can't! I can't! Something's got my foot!
Krumm: Are you sure?
[The slime caught Krumm]
Ickis: Are you sure?!
Krumm: Let's get out of here!
Man: Okay, so we got ghosts. but maybe we can claim them as dependents.
Ickis: Is it safe?
Oblina: AH! It looks like the coast is clear. I say we get out of here while We still have a chance!
Krumm: We can't go.
Ickis: Why not.
Krumm: We haven't scared the humans left.
Ickis: Oh Phlam!
Oblina: What, does it have Your foot again, what?
Ickis: No, Krumm has a point!
Oblina: Hurry. I don't think This shaft can hold us.
Krumm: Hurry, Ickis! We don't have much time.
[???]
Krumm: Nice place.
Ickis: That works for me.
Krumm: Mmm, most of it's Already rotten.
Ickis: That's rotten dump air alright. A guy could live here.
Krumm: Where's Oblina?
Monster: Nobody move!
Krumm: Who are you?
Monster: Don't worry about who I am. The question here Is, who are you?
Ickis: I'm Ickis and this is Oblina...
Krumm: And I'm Krumm.
Monster: Stay right where you are mister. Nobody moves Until I say so.
Oblina: Well, somebody woke up at the wrong side of the morning, didn't they?
Monster: Stow it, sister.
Oblina: Watch it.
Monster: You pine tree breath, Who sent you And what are Your orders?
Krumm: Orders? Well, I could go for Some rotting fish guts And a side of bugs.
Monster: Don't get cute on me.
Ickis: Excuse me, sir?
Monster: What is it?
Ickis: I don't think we hsould stay here because of the ghost.
Monster: Ghost what ghost?
Ickis: Didn't you hear The scary noises?
Monster: Noises? You mean like this one.
Woman: George, I don't care how cheap this house was, we're leaving tomorrow.
Oblina: It was you.
Porg: Darn right it was. Me Porg. Now enough Fun and games. I've got a mission To fulfill And I'm not gonna let you Three pus buckets distract me. Or maybe that's What you want, huh?
Ickis: Wait a minute, what mission?
Porg: What mission, what Planet do you live on? We're in the era Of disbelief.
Krumm: Never heard of it.
Ickis: Well, that's how my father Earned his reputation. It was a time when very few Humans believed in monsters. That ended A long time ago.
Porg: Nice try dust ball.
Oblina: No really it I did.
Porg: Maybe it did and Maybe it didn't. Either way, I don't Move from this post until the Gromble gives me the word.
Oblina: The Gromble is the One who sent Us here in The first place.
Porg: How do I know that? How do I know you even Know the Gromble? Quick, what color Are his shoes?
Ickis: Red.
Porg: Lucky guess. What does he wear aroudn his waist?
Oblina: A belt!
Porg: What else does He wear?
Krumm: Black gloves.
Porg: Really. I bet They look great With the shoes And the belt.
Krumm: To die for.
Porg: Maybe the gromble Did send you. Boy, we must be in Real trouble now.
Ickis: How long have You been here?
Porg: 53 years.
Ickis: 53 years. It only lasted three years.
Porg: You're pulling my tail.
Oblina: No dear. I'm afraid I'm not.
Porg: No, you, you're Pulling my tail!
Krumm: Sorry, sir.
Porg: I can't believe it. I've been scaring Since 1941. Why didn't anyone Tell me it was over?
Ickis: It's okay, Porg. We'll take you back To school with us.
Krumm: But first, we have To scare those humans.
Porg: No problem.
Oblina: Oh Mr. Porg. Yoohoo. KNOCK IT OFF~
Porg: Something wrong? I'm in the middle Of scaring here.
Oblina: All right, how long exactly Were you at the academy?
Porg: Actually, it is only a week.
Krumm: A week?
Porg: This was the era Of disbelief. Every able-bodied monster Had to pitch in and scare, Whether they were Educated or not.
Oblina: Well, the thing is, The humans have To see you. Right now, they think you Are a ghost, not a monster.
Porg: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's No such thing as ghosts.
Krumm: Come on, we'll show you how To do it the monster way.
George: Did I complain when your Mother moved in with us?
[???]
Both: Monsters!
Porg: That was great. I haven't had that Much fun since Well, I've never Had that much fun! Thanks for Showing me how.
Ickis: Porg, there's something I been meaning to ask you about I know you made the scary noises, but how did you make the bulge?
Porg: I didn't make the walls bulge.
[???]
Gromble: I see Oblina, Krumm and Ickis are back from their assignment. But who are you?
Porg: Porg, sir. I have return today after 53 years to report I successfully scare the humans at my post.
Gromble: Oh yes. Porg. Good work, nice to have you back, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to mark you, TARDY!
[Porg ends up accidentally squeezing the goo on the Gromble which made him furious and chases Porg around as all the students laugh. Ending the episode.]