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[Episode starts.]

Oblina: Where is Ickis? Oh quite showing off. Well there he is. Simon the Monster Hunter.

Simon: My beautiful cage. Someday, I'll fill you with monsters. I'll hunt them and I'll catch them and I'll show the world the world of monsters are real. Will get them. Won't we teddy?

Krumm: He doesn't look that tough now, does he, Ickis. Ickis?

Ickis: Did I say that? Silly me.

Oblina: Are you a monster, or a man?

Oblina: You get out there right now and just do it.


Oblina: Ickis, he's smiling. You are not concentrating.

Ickis: Alright already, sheesh!


Oblina: Stop fooling around, Ickis. Let me do it.

Ickis: No I can handle it.

Oblina: Ickis, get out of there. He's starting to yawn.

Ickis: I'm stuck! I'm stuck!

Oblina: Hold on, Krumm!

Ickis: Help me!

[Ickis gets pulled into Simon's head.]

Oblina: Ickis! Ickis!

Krumm: I can't see him. Too much wax.

Ickis: Hello? Oblina? Krumm? Wait Krumm, Oblina, don't leave me!

Simon: Yeow we! Feels like someone's stomping around in my brain!

Ickis: I'm inside his brain!


Oblina: Poor Ickis. What is Simon doing to him?

Krumm: There's something you don't see everyday.

Ickis: Hey guys. It's me, Ickis! I have complete control over Simon.

Krumm: Wow. I don't know anyone who's ever been in a brain before. Groul.

Ickis: Watch this.

Simon: Monsters. I knew there was something going on. You're doing this to me! There's a monster in my brain.

Ickis: Sorry for the interruption. We were experiencing technical difficulties.

Oblina. Ickis, you get out of that brain this instant!

Ickis: I can do anything I want. I am taking this human out for a ride. No problem.

Krumm: Go Ickis, you're the monster!

Oblina: I got a bad feeling about this.


Man: Anything you want dude.

Ickis: I want garbage.


Ickis: A picture box. Wait a minute. It can't see me. You can only see Simon. You can't see me! You can't see me!

Man: Whoa. Take it.

Ickis: I'm a monster! A scary scary monster!

Krumm: Look at him go, Oblina. He's a lean mean scaring machine.

Oblina: He cannot keep this up forever.

Bob: You know Dug.

Dug: No fooling Bob?

Bob: No. Mo fooling.

Ickis: Fear me!


Simon: How did I get here? Wait. Monsters. What do you want from me!? Nobody goes into my brain without permission!

Ickis: No problem. Come on in guys. Trash is fine.

Krumm: How's it going? Looks like fun.

Oblina: Ickis, you have played with that human long enough.

Ickis: Oblina, lighten up! Cover yourself with triple scoop of maggots on me.


Ickis: I'm not listening!

Krumm: Can we go home now?


Simon: What an adorable baby.


Woman: You monster!

Ickis: Thank you.

Woman: That's him. That's the lunatic.

Male Nurse: Hello, you must be Simon.

Male Nurse 2: We've been getting a lot of calls about you.

<ale Nurse: Get him get him Get his arm.

Male Nurse 2: Got em.

Male Nurse: We're going bye bye now.

Simon: Doctor. My name is Simon.

Female Nurse: Of course you don't belong here.

Simon: I'm very famous monster hunter.

Female nurse: Well, we're going to take a picture of you're brain and fi they're any monsters inside, we'll be sure see them.

Simon: Thank you.

Oblina: They are going to take a picture of Simon's brain. They'll see Ickis. We have got to do something.

Ickis: They'll see me. I got to do something.

Nurse: Nurse!

Male Nurse: I got it. Here it is.

Ickis: What's happening..[getting drowsy] My ears feel soo..heavy...


Krumm: Good one.

Oblina: How do we turn this thing off?

Krumm: I think it's that red one. Or maybe not.

Oblina: Ickis! ICKIS!

Krumm: Ickis!

Oblina: ICKIS! We have no time left! I'm going in.

Krumm: Hurry, Oblina. Simon's gonna blow!


Ickis: [waking up] Oblina? Krumm? Oh no. You're in Simon's brain too. Wait, Simon's brain isn't this clean. I'm out. I'm out! Okay alright. I've been a bad monster. I'm sorry I got you both into this.

Oblina: I am annoyed with you, Ickis. But you were a great monster it was like watching a mastering work.

Ickis: Really. So what do you want to do now?

Oblina and Krumm: GO HOME!

Female Nurse: So we agreed. I didn't see that and neither did you.

Male Nurse: See what?

Female Nurse: Hey look at Simon's read out.


Simon: Get, me, out of, here. You don't understand! The monster's out of my brain now!