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[The episode starts at the casino castle where people are playing.]
Woman: Come on, baby. Granny needs a new pair of slippers!
[At the slot machine, Oblina scares the woman and the people are playing blackjack.]
Man: And the wheel stops on red 26 and black 17? What the?
[Krumm laughs, the people scream and run. Krumm eating chips.]
Krumm: Hey, Oblina. Want a chip?
Oblina: No, I do not want a chip. We have to get back to the class and... Where is Ickis?
Krumm: I thought he was with you.
Oblina: Doh! Do I have to do anything? C'mon. We must get him. I know I shouldn't keep an eye on that monster.
Magician: The world of hypnotism is a word of mystery.
Ickis: I'll show him something to be afraid of.
[Ickis chuckles and see the people, he shrieks.]
Ickis: There's a whole mess of humans!
Magician: All I need is one brave soul to volunteer to be my subject.
Western man: Eustace p. Tugwell at your service, son. I'll be your subject Just as long as it ain't geometry. That's a joke, boy, get it? Geometry, subject-- That's a funny!
Ickis: I can do it, I can do it, here I go. In ten, nine, eight...
Western man: Well, don't you look at me like half-baked cow. Commence to hypnotizing, if you can, that is? I say that...
[Western man is hypnotized, the people gasps]
Ickis: Three, two, one and a half...
[Ickis is hypnotized.]
Magician: Now, my wedding subject, do you hear me?
Western Man: Yes, I hear ya.
Ickis: Yes, I hear ya.
Magician: Listen to me, you are a chicken.
[Western and Ickis are chickens.]
Magician: You are now an elephant.
[Eustace and Ickis are elephants, people laughing.]
Magician: You are a bear.
Oblina: Where is that monster?
Krumm: Relax, Oblina, he'll show up.
Oblina: When? I am getting tired of all his monkeying around.
[The western man and Ickis are acting like monkey]
Magician: And now for my greatest transformation You are a human!
[???]
Western man: Well, I just can't be hypnotized--No way, no how, son.
Ickis: No way, no how, son.
Western Man: You see, you can't touch me. I'm...
Magician: You are a monster. Ooh, look out, folks. Here comes the big, scary monster.
[Ickis scare the whole people and the magician while the western man roaring.]
Krumm: I think we found him.
Ickis: Yes, yes! I did it, I did it!
Oblina: There you are! We are late for class, and we are going home!
Ickis: Late for class? Is that all you have to say after the greatest scare of the year, late for class?!
Oblina: I didn't see a scare, don't you, Krumm?
Krumm: Well, no, but, they're all running away. So, it couldn't been good one.
Ickis: A good one? A good one? [scene shifts to the dorm] It was great! What is wrong with you?
Oblina: Well, how can we possibly judge a scare we do not see?
Ickis: You're jealous, that's all.
Oblina: Oh really, Ickis. You act as if no one else in the whole world has scared a human.
[Ickis turns into a western man.]
Ickis: Well, hoo, wee! Look what we over got here! A walk in our pit in a stick!
Oblina: Ickis! Stop that.
Ickis: A talking stick? Try to figure that one out! Ha-ha! Oh, that's a joke, son. Get it? Stick? Figure? That's a funny!
[Ickis hit Krumm on the back.]
Krumm: Ow. Hey, Ickis, cut it out.
Oblina: Yes, immediately. You know you are becoming a very annoying monster.
[Ickis turn into his original self.]
Ickis: Huh?
Krumm: That wasn't funny, you know.
Ickis: What wasn't?
Oblina: Oh, please. I'm going to class and Ickis, you should be ashamed of yourself. Hmph!
Ickis: What did I do? What did I do?
[The trio went to school]
Oblina: A talking stick, really!
Ickis: I never said that.
Krumm: And my back hurts.
Ickis: I don't know what you are talking about. Why won't anyone believe me?
Gromble: I believe you, Ickis. I BELIEVE YOU ARE DISRUPTING MY CLASS!
[Ickis gulp]
Gromble: And I also believe you'll be tossed out of the class unless you show me an excellent scare, now!
Ickis: I will be... I will be so be very glad to, You Grombbossity.
Gromble: And I pray, for your sake, that this time, you managed to scare more than just one, pitiful human!
[Ickis turns into a western man.]
Ickis: Hoo, doggie! You got yourself a powerful bad breath, son. Whatcha you swallow, a sack full of polecats?
Gromble: Ickis, come back to this chair!
Ickis: Sure thing, hoss! Like I always say! Chair and chair like!
[Western Ickis laughing, hit Gromble.]
Ickis: That's a joke, son. Get it?
Gromble: Master Ickis, you are trying my patience severely and this is one thing you do not want to do. Is that perfectly clear?
Ickis: Say, is that your nose, son, or did the pickle factory just exploded?
[Ickis laughs, the Gromble's eyes turn red.]
Oblina: Doctor, there is something very, very wrong with Ickis!
Monster Doctor: Yes, I know. But there's so much medical science can do.
Oblina: No, no, no! I mean, really wrong. He's been acting just so strange lately! Not at all like a normal monster.
[Ickis turns into his original self.]
Ickis: Hi, doc. Good to see you.
Monster Doctor: Oh, yeah. He's in really bad shape.
[Oblina groans.]
Monster Doctor: Now please stop wasting my time.
[Oblina sighs.]
Ickis: And what was all that about?
Oblina: Doh! That doctor is so stubborn. Sometimes I think he's odd human.
[Ickis turns into a western man.]
Ickis: Well, bust my buttons and call me Irry! I love that Dr. Phillip!
Oblina: Krumm, grab him!
Ickis: Well, howdy there, ma'am! A tip of that hat to you!
[Woman screams]
Ickis: Hey there, partner!
[Man screams]
Ickis: Oh, hello, Joe, what do you know? Just got back from Kokomo, huh?
[The man and woman screams, Ickis goes to the barber shop]
Ickis: Well, howdy, fellas! What about the trim by the topica boys and overgrown?
[Men screaming.]
Ickis: Where are you going, boys? Come on back here!
Oblina: Ickis, this is the last straw! Are you trying to get us all captured?!
Ickis: Who in Sam Hill is this Icky fella you keep yapping about?
[Oblina gasps.]
Oblina: He does not know his own name.
Krumm: This is really bad.
Oblina: This is awful! Getting the Gromble angry is bad enough for Ickis and walking down the street in broad day like could risking exposing us all.
[Ickis spits stuff.]
Ickis: You two bushwhackers are gonna hear it from my lawyer, I'll...
[Krumm put stuff in Ickis' mouth.]
Oblina: Oh, this is so terrible, Krumm. Something has changed our Ickie.
Krumm: Yeah. He hasn't been the same since we came back from that... that castle place.
[Krumm scratch his head, Oblina gasps.]
Oblina: That's it! Krumm, I have to go back there to look for clues. You keep Ickis here if it's a safest place for him. Keep him out of the harm's way until I return.
Krumm: I wish I knew what happened to you, buddy. Insulting the Gromble, walking down the street like that? You used to be such a chicken.
[Ickis turns into a chicken. Meanwhile at the castle, Oblina scare the jester.]
Magician: The word of hypnotism is a word of mystery.
Eustace's Wife: You just hold on there, Hypno-Boy! Ever since you wave that watch on him, he's been acting like a monster!
Oblina: A-ha!
[Oblina goes to Eustace's hat.]
Eustace's Wife: You ain't doing nothing, you change my Eustace back to normal!
Magician: Uh, okay, mmm, I-I can do that.
[Eustace mumbling]
Magician: Eustace, watch the watch. Listen to me closely, your name is Eustace, you are a man, you are not a monster.
Oblina: No, but I am!
[Oblina scare the magician and the whole people. Eustace is roaring and scare the people. Oblina scare the jester again and goes to the toilet.]
Oblina: Krumm. I figured it out. Ickis is not sick, he has been...
[Ickis is acting like an animal. Krumm is enjoying this.]
Krumm: Cow!
[Ickis turn into a cow, he moos.]
Krumm: Parrot!
[Ickis turn into a parrot, he squawks.]
Krumm: Hyena!
[Ickis turn into a hyena, he laughs.]
Krumm: Duck!
[Ickis turn into a duck, he quacks.]
Krumm: Piggie!
[Ickis turn into a pig, he oinks.]
Krumm: Armadillo!
[Ickis turn into an armadillo.]
Oblina: Are you finished? I have got the thingie that started all of this. We can change Icky back to normal now.
Krumm: Okay, okay. But just look at this one. Fiddlier crab!
[Ickis turn into a fiddlier crab.]
Oblina: I said stop, Krumm! We are going to change Ickis back to normal.
Krumm: Can I just have another half hour?
Oblina: No! Ickis, look at the thingie. Now, listen to me closely, you are not a crab, you are not a loud-mouthed human, you are a monster. You are a sweet, innocent, panicky, little, you, Ickis.
[Oblina snap her finger, Ickis is finally back to his normal self.]
Ickis: Hi, Oblina. Is anything wrong?
Oblina: Not anymore! Oh, Ickie! You are Ickis!
Ickis: Uh-huh. Oblina, are you okay?
Oblina: Oh, everything is fine, fine, fine!
Krumm: Fine, fine, fine! Everything's horrible! I'm late for class and I still got 3 more scares!
[Krumm shrieks]
Krumm: What am I gonna do?
Ickis: What's with him?
Oblina: You will not believe me if I try to tell you. C'mon.
[Oblina and Ickis are chasing the hypnotized Krumm in the garbage.]
Krumm: Oh no! I'm gonna be snorched for sure! I don't know what is happening to me!
[The episode fades out, ending it.]